Tyler Durden - Long List of Routines

Topic:long list of routines (1 of 6), Read 786 times Conf:>> Tactics / Techniques From:TylerDurden [email protected] Date:Monday, March 31, 2003 03:00 AM Am I allowed to post routines without debate on whether or not routine-based-PU is good or not? hmmm.... :) I wrote out a list of routines for the MM students a while back. Here it is for anyone who is interested in seeing it. OPENERS: -david bowie -dental floss -eye glasses on or off -crappy sketch -who lies more, guys or girls? -party over here? -operation mayhem cavemanning "you're my new best friend" -energy twirl -are you guys rich? -short-set method -Major Mark and Steve Piccus trying to bend spoons story -i have to pee opener (it feels funny when I push in here, but I have a super bladder) -stuffed toys opener (talk about stuffed toys) -garvellous' toy rules opener -superman vs batman vs jesus toys opener (who would win) -Chinese mullet, Gremelin car with phat stereo opener (for sets with guys) -can we be friends? when we were kids, we just said "let's be friends" -my hair grows when i blow on my thumb COCKY FUNNY: -C&F Frames: eternal love / marriage ring swap / groupies / conspiracy -gay cockblock routine -ACrowd sunglasses routine -bad/fiesty/powerpuff/dorks -psy-bday -kissgame -swingcat qualifying -stripper name -pay 10$ per song if you want me to stay -make her lapdance and you'll pay her, then kiss her -Juggler GF test -finger swirl -high5 wingman "they like us" -ZAN "you're my new GF" -bring 2 bottles of champagne, one to drink, the other to pour all over me -lipstick test -Badboy 'are you rich.. cable... can you cook?' -favourite colour.. blue? WOW, I have a favourite colour too.. its RED.. -guess my sign.. Wow that's amazing.... "did I get it" .. NO.. :) -Rick H eye contact routine -that's the most romantic thing that anyone has ever said to me (to any boring statement)

-sexual predator routine, with "I'm scared" and silly scared face -Kooper I.D. the girls -say I...now We.... now Todd... nowDid.... faster.. faster.. dorks.. RAPPORT ROUTINES: -time distortion "6 months locked in room together, best friends, we know eachother, got past problems" -childhood regressions / parachute routine -spinning room -goofball parents stories -sister stories "I miss my sister" -ant farm -evolution script -human instruction book -stuff toys -my friend garvellous in toy convention "my toy rules" -common insecurities

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Topic:long list of routines (2 of 6), Read 730 times Conf:>> Tactics / Techniques From:Pimpjuice [email protected] Date:Monday, March 31, 2003 03:27 AM Are rapport based routines in the archives?(Rapport is my SP now) I have no beef with routines, as a matter of fact I'm thinking that routines will amplify my game. I was reading toecutters archive and he has me sold on routines that display value. I'm even incorporating magic and palm reading into my rap. TOP | Post | Reply | Reply/Quote | Email Reply | Delete | Edit Previous | Next | Previous Topic | Next Topic | Entire Topic

Topic:long list of routines (3 of 6), Read 618 times Conf:>> Tactics / Techniques From:formhandle [email protected] Date:Monday, March 31, 2003 03:30 PM TylerDurden wrote: >Am I allowed to post routines >without debate on whether or >not routine-based-PU is good >or not? hmmm.... :) All posts about routines need to be approved by me, using official TPS report forms in triplicate and PGP-signed e-mail with secondary approval through a tiered voting process, validated through a third party moderator. --

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Topic:long list of routines (4 of 6), Read 554 times Conf:>> Tactics / Techniques From:aceofhearts [email protected] Date:Monday, March 31, 2003 09:25 PM On 3/31/03 3:00:00 AM, TylerDurden wrote: >-that's the most romantic thing that >anyone has ever said to me (to any >boring statement) OMG this is simple but hilarious...I swear I'm going to use this like 10x/night in clubs, I'm SICK of boring chicks who just respond to everything with lame answers in a quiet voice and don't give me anything to go on, such as: AOH: What do you do for fun? Are you exciting to hang with? HBBoring: I go out with friends, I jog, I watch TV... AOH: (in my best C&F voice) That's not very exciting, I TOTALLY couldn't hang out with you HBBoring: (Quiet, intimidated) or AOH: So what's you guys's story? HBBoring: Uhh, I'm from Dallas, she's from Houston, we're psychology majors... aceofhearts _______________________________________ We are the mad scientists in this pickup laboratory of a world. TOP | Post | Reply | Reply/Quote | Email Reply | Delete | Edit Previous | Next | Previous Topic | Next Topic | Entire Topic

Topic:long list of routines (5 of 6), Read 498 times Conf:>> Tactics / Techniques From:schroe [email protected] Date:Tuesday, April 01, 2003 02:07 AM Your awesome man, don't stop posting. You've supplied many of the tools that I have adopted and am integrating into my game. Your shit has helped in my development more then any other poster. Having a game plan is what I needed most to help me feel confident about who I am and what I have to offer. Being good at opening, running routines, rapport building, closing; these are all skills that any of us can become proficient at. You've helped me fake it while I continue to learn how to make it without having to think about it or monitor my emotions.

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Topic:long list of routines (6 of 6), Read 387 times Conf:>> Tactics / Techniques From:yourno1admirer [email protected] Date:Wednesday, April 02, 2003 08:08 AM Awesome post... Will someone be a darling, and add these to TFM??? So lazy bastards like me can just click on the links as opposed to searching the archives for each routine? Sarge On! YN1A