The Mnemonica Memory System: by Rick Lax

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 Th  T h e   Mn  M nemonica  Mee m o r y S y s t e m   M By Rick Lax

 

 A note from Rick:

Hello my riends. Tis little PDF booklet is meant to go along with my Mnemonica memory video. Tat’s the main learning tool; this is a bonus or the visual learners. lear ners. I strongly recommend watching the video first. Or else this stuff won’t won’t make any sense. Afer you watch the video, print out this PDF booklet. You You can look through it i you ever orget any o the cards. Like I say in the video, the memorized deck is probably the most powerul tool in all o card magic. But beore you can perorm memorized memorized deck tricks…you have to to actually memorize the deck. :)

-Rick  P.S. I promise that at some point in the uture I’ll teach you the best tricks with a memorized deck. But like I said, first step’s first. So that said…let’s get learning!

 

 Ca  C ard Values  A

 VENURA, PE DEECIVE ACE =  ACE  VENURA,

 2

 SPONGEB OB SQUAREPANS SQUAREPANS TWO = TOON  SPONGEBOB

 3

THREE = AN ANGRY TREE 

 4

FOUR = FORD PICKUP RUCK

 5 

FIVE = HE JACKSON FIVE 

 6

Y  SRIPPER  SIX  =  = A SEX Y  SRIPPER 

 7

SEVEN = HE SEVEN  DWARVES  DWARVES

 8  9

EIGHT = A FA LADY WHO JUS  A  ATE  TE 

 10

TEN = A TEN NIS NIS PLAYER (LIKE JOHN MCENROE)

 J

JACK  =  JA  SPARROW  JACK  CK  SPARROW

 Q

 OF ENGLAND QUEEN = HE QUEEN  OF

 K 

KING = ELVIS, HE KING OF ROCK AND ROLL

NINE = HILER, WHO SAYS “ NEIN ” (HE GERMAN WORD FOR “NO”)

 

 C  Ca ard Suits

CLUBS = CLUBBING SOMEHING OR SOMEONE

SPADE = DIGGING WIH A SHOVEL 󰀨A “SPADE” IS A TYPE OF SHOVEL󰀩

DIAMONDS = WEARING A BRACELE 󰀨LIKE A DIAMOND BRACELET󰀩

HEARTS = A PERSON OR HING OPENING UP IS CHES O REVEAL IS HEAR

 

 Ac  A ces Ace Ventura, Pet Detective

 ACE Ventura CLUBS GEORGE W. BUSH, THE  43rd PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES, and  then rescues Barney the dog from him.

 ACE Ventura SHOVELS up a cat calendar (WHICH FEATURES 7 DAYS A WEEK) and he  rips up pages to makes it into a crazy

 Hawaiian shirt.

 ACE Ventura wears a DIAMOND bracelet of

 ACE Ventura opens his HEART to reveal an

 WORLD WAR TWO 1939, shirt and  their bullets ySOLDIERS throughFROM his crazy  and go into his giant haircuit.

 ALIEN FROM AREA 51, and then he gives it to  the alien parents.

 

Twos oons

 TOON Spongebob Squarepants CLUBS  KATHERINE HEIGL IN THE 27 DRESSES MOVIE  POSTER because he thinks he should have  got the role.

 TOON Spongebob Squarepants SHOVELS up 10  BOWLING PINS so he can juggle them, but they  all crash on his head and he passes out.

 TOON Spongebob Squarepants wears a

 TOON Spongebob Squarepants opens his  HEART to reveal a POOP/NUMBER TWO,

 DIAMOND bracelet flled with tiny bottles

 of CANADIAN SYRUP WHISKEY THAT  HAVE TO BE 19MAPLE TO DRINK, and he drinks it YOU and  spills it up all over himself.

 which he puts up his sponge butt.

 

Threes rees

 A TREE CLUBS people playing on a WOODEN  CONNECT 4 BOARD because the game was  made of his friends.

 A TREE SHOVELS up a BLACKJACK “21” GAME  because the chips are of wood, which once  was his family.

 A TREE wears a DIAMOND bracelet OF  CHRISTMAS GIFTS, GIVEN ON THE 12 DAYS OF  CHRISTMAS. People give these gifts to him

 A TREE opens his HEART to reveal A BOX OF  CHOCOLATE FOR VALENTINE’S DAY, WHICH IS ON  FEBRUARY 28th, and he gives it to the tree

 because theyshakes think them he’s aoff Christmas  but he just onto theTree,

 next to him. They intertwine their branches  and kiss.

 orest oor.

 

 Fo  F ours Fords

 A FORD Truck CLUBS a TOYOTA TRICK WHICH  WAS AWARDED A 1ST PLACE BLUE RIBBON 

 A FORD Truck SHOVELS up a 40 OZ. BEER,  which he buried because of drinking and  driving laws. But the truck drinks it and  drives away.

 A FORD truck wears a DIAMOND bracelet  with ALL THE DANCERS FROM THE BROADWAY  SHOW 42ND STREET, and they all hop off his

 FORD Truck opens its HEART and a ROBOT  HAND GIVES A HIGH FIVE to Henry Ford for  having made the truck.

 arm truck (liketheater it’s a clown  car),and andinto theythe drive to the so they  can make their curtain call.

 

 FII V E S  F Te Jackson Five

 The Jackson FIVE CLUB ALEX TRIBEC FROM  JEOPARDY!, WHERE CONTESTANTS HAVE 30  SECONDS TO ANSWER A FINAL JEOPARDY  QUESTION, because Michael was too short to  stand above the podium and the brothers  are upset about it.

 The Jackson FIVE SHOVEL up a CAKE WITH 16  CANDLES and then they all grab at the cake  and shove it in each other’s faces.

 The Jackson FIVE wear a DIAMOND bracelet

 The Jackson FIVE open their HEARTS pull out

 of 25-CENT QUARTERS for ashoes new  number, they attach and themthen, to their  and tap dance.

 MAGIC 8-BALLS that they throw into the  mean audience that’s booing them.

 

 Sii x e s  S A Sexy Stripper

 A sexy Stripper CLUBS a map of the 50 UNIT ED STATES because she’s worked everywhere  and nowhere are men kind to her.

 A sexy Stripper uses a SHOVEL to bury a  girl having her QUINCINERRA (15TH BIRTHDAY)  because the sex worker is jealous of the  girl’s youth.

 A SEXy stripper wears a DIAMOND bracelet  with SIX FLAG ROLLER COASTERS rolling along

 A sexy stripper opens her HEART to reveal  23 PAIRS OF CHROmoSOmES.

 it, and coaster  snap upthe theminiature dollar bills from car the riders strip  club patrons.

 

 See v e n s  S Te Seven Dwars

 THE SEVEN DWARVES CLUB MITT ROMNEY DURING  HIS “47% COMMENT” because he is so tall and  they are jealous.

 THE SEVEN DWARVES SHOVEL up a SLOT MACHINE  DISPLAYING THREE SEVENS with their pick axes,  money pours out, and then the Dwarves cele brate by throwing the money around.

 THE SEVEN DWARVES wear a DIAMOND brace let of a BASEBALL BATTER GETTING 3 STRIKES  AND HE’S OUT, and the bat misses the ball  and knocks the Dwarves hats off.

 THE SEVEN DWARVES open their HEARTS to  reveal GEORGE BUSH, THE 41st PRESIDENT OF  THE UNITED STATES, who is promising No New  Taxes (which won them over because they  are poorThen laborers without  income). Bush 41 throwsdiscretionary  up on the  Dwarves (like he did in china)

 

 Eii g h t S  E A Fat Lady Who Just Ate

 A FAT lady WHO just ate CLUBS JESUS, WHO  A FAT lady WHOjust ATE SHOVELS up a copy  DIED AT THE AGE OF 33, because he is so skinny  of THE BOOK  CATCH-22    CATCH-22  because  because she’s too full  and she is jealous.  to walk around and needs to just sit   and read.

 A FAT lady WHO just ATE wears a DIAMOND

 A FAT lady WHO just ate at a buffet opens

 bracelet made WHICH of THECRASHED “DINGER”INBELL THEshe  her HEART and SHAKESPEARE, WHO14uses THE  STOCK MARKET, 1929,ATand and  WORD “FORTNIGHT” (WHICH MEANS DAYS),  crashes the bell bracelet into the table.  throws a plate of food in her face.

 

 Nii n e s  N Hitler, who says s ays “Nein”

 HITLER, who says “Nein”, CLUBS BARACK  OBAMA, THE 44th PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED  STATES, because he’s a racist and doesn’t  think a black guy should be president.

 HITLEr, who says “nein”, uses a SHOVEL to  bury a A DIORAMA OF THE 9  PLANETS because Hitler is delusional wants  to conquer the universe.

 HITLEr, who says “nein”, is wearing a  DIAMOND bracelet made of A DECK OF 52

 HITLEr, who says “nein”, opens his HEART  and reveals A COPY OF SEVENTEEN MAGAZINE

 CARDS because when he Hitler does the Nazi

(becauselittle Hitler secretly he were  pretty girl), whichwishes he reads as he a  applies lipstick.

 salute, he throws out a playing card.

 

Tens A ennis Player

 A TENNIS PLAYER CLUBS A 24-CARAT GOLD  A TENNIS PLAYER SHOVELS up A DVD OF THE  TROPHY with his racket because he lost it to  SHOW  24  , which he serves at his opponent,  another player.  hitting him in the face.

 A ‘TEN’NIS wears a DIAMOND bracelet of THE

 A TENNIS PLAYER opens his HEART and pulls

 SAN FRANCISCO 49ERS, the mini-football  players jump off his and wrist and punt  footballs at his opponent.

 out a TINYhis 38winning SPECIAL opponent. HANDGUN, which which he uses  to shoot

 

 Ja  J acks Jack Sparrow 

taking the  JACK SPARROW is CLUBBING a kid taking  JACK SPARROW is SHOVELING UP a Colt-45 gun  ACT, which has 36-POINTS AVAILABLE, and then  which he then starts waving around in a  he persuades the kid to become a pirate.  drunken stupor, but he hits all his enemies.

 JACK SPARROW is wearing a DIAMOND  bracelet of a 32-SPACE ROULETTE WHEEL  because he has so much buried treasure,  and he places all the gold coins along the  roulette wheel and loses it all and waves  his hand around and gold goes ying.

 JACK SPARROW is OPENING HIS HEART to reveal  a PAIR OF EYES WITH 20/20 VISION that he  pops in his eye socket then looks through a  spyglass.

 

 Qu  Q ueens Te Queen

 THE QUEEN is CLUBBING the cast of OCEAN’S 11  for stealing all the crown jewels in a heist,  and George Clooney and brad pit scurry  away.

 A QUEEN is SHOVELING UP a The FIRST 48 yellow  and red signs. (there are those yellow and  red signs around, like the TV show) to help  solve the murder of one of those British  guards who is now in the ground. He is okay  and comes back to life.

 A QUEEN is WEARING A DIAMOND bracelet of  light sabers (FOR-CE, sounds like four six),

 THE QUEEN is OPENING HER HEART to reveal  JASON FROM FRIDAY THE 13TH, which is how she

 and point direction and she  uses 4them toout killin6 every bad guys.

 secretly over everyone,  and Jasonkeeps killsher all power the bad people and she  is all casual about it.

 

 KII N G S  K Elvis, Te King

 ELVIS the KING of ROCK AND ROLL is CLUBBING  a PACK OF CIGARETTES THAT AN 18-YEAR OLD  BOUGHT to teach them not to smoke because  it’s not healthy....even though he’s like the  least healthy ever.

 ELVIS the KING OF ROCK AND ROLL is SHOVELING  UP a SCARY HALLOWEEN mask on OCT 31st, so  he can go out for one night without being  recognized.

 ELVIS the KING OF ROCK AND ROLL is wearing a  ELVIS the KING OF ROCK AND ROLL is OPENING  DIAMOND bracelet of the 26-LETTER ALPHABET  HIS HEART to reveal a 35 MM flm because  SOUP then he goes to drink it and spills  he couldn’t get anybody to watch it in the  it all over his white suit, and letters  everywhere.

 theaters,  down, all and fat, he on sets chairuptoprojector watch hisand old sits  movies.

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