The Girls of Nuts - Brunettes Special

LUXURIOUS CO L LEC TOR ’ S EDITION

STARRING I N DIA R E YNOLDS \ CHAN E LLE HAYE S \ LUCY PI NDE R L ACEY BANG HAR D \ HOL LY PE E RS \ ROSI E JON E S & MANY MORE

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CONTENTS E RO S I S J ONE

CHAN E HAY E LLE S

HU B M ET PH H RE YS A E N NS G E LL I MU

BA L A NG C E Y HA RD

EN N R O S E BS I G

JEM SA B IN E LJ E A NO VA

JOEY FISHER

INDIA S REYNOLD

L LY HO RS PEE PI LU N CY D ER

EY C E A L ST OO P HOL AUR L LY A MA N

DANIELLE SHARP

E TT O R L GE R A CH PRIN S

ROSIE JONES 23

When Rosie fronted our brunette special earlier this year, we asked her to pick her fave dark-haired hottie. Several hours, two pizzas and a few cans of Monster later, she reached her verdict: “It’s definitely either Holly Peers or Lacey Banghard. Or maybe even India. I can’t decide!” No clear number one there, then, although the real winners are the readers of Nuts, clearly.

“Britain pretty much has the world’s best boobs!”

“I’m so used to seeing the girls naked now. It’s just normal to me!”

“Miranda Kerr is an amazingly sexy brunette!”

CHANELLE HAYES 27

This super-hot Yorkshire lass has gone from Big Brother babe, to Nuts cover star, to being the UK’s sexiest cupcake seller! But one thing remains constant – she always looks incredible. “My last Nuts shoot was one to remember,” Chanelle recalls. “It involved suspenders and sexy underwear.” One to remember? We still can’t find our eyeballs from when they popped out!

“Lucy Pinder’s my favourite brunette. She’s so sexy!”

“I can be pretty mischievous on a night out!”

BETH HUMPHREYS 19

They don’t do things by halves in Manchester, be it footy, music, rain or indeed boobies. The latter are finely represented by Nuts’ northern newbie Beth here. Our Manc minx has just finished uni, and has spent her summer so far tearing up some of the UK’s quirkier festivals. And now she’s taking part in this special festival of brunette babes. Boobstock, anyone?

“Brunettes have a mischievous side!”

“ You can’t beat a sexy Lucy Pinder shoot!”

GEENA MULLINS 20

We’re head-over-heels about this Huddersfield hottie, but Geena’s also caught the eye of fellow booby brunette Lucy Pinder, who told Nuts she was blown away by her amazing assets. When we told Ms Mullins about her famous fan, she was chuffed to bits, telling us, “To have her talk about me like that is crazy! Every girl loves Lucy.” Sexy stamps of approval all-round!

“I have a habit of wearing the sexiest lingerie imaginable!”

“I always get so excited before a sexy photo shoot!”

“I’d love to do a massive shoot with every single Nuts girl!”

INDIA REYNOLDS 22

Incredible India is yet another breathtaking babe flying the flag for the brunettes of Britain. Indeed, she declared, “Holly Peers is my favourite brunette. We have this ongoing joke that she’s my wife. We wanted to actually get married in Las Vegas, but it turns out we weren’t allowed.” Bummer! We can only imagine how sexy all those bridesmaids would’ve been…

“Me and Rosie Jones are always mischievous on a night out!”

“There are so many sexy brunettes to choose from!”

“I wish I could persuade Mila Kunis to go topless!”

SABINE JEMELJANOVA 21

We all know that our bevy of brunettes are enough to stop gents in their tracks, but saucy Sabine here can go one step further – claiming to have caused an accident with her boobs! She told Nuts, “One guy was eyeing me up whilst driving his car, when he ended up going on the pavement and scraping his car against a sign-post.” Nuts babes: officially dangerously sexy!

“Sometimes we can be a bit rude on Nuts shoots!”

“Brunettes are always much cheekier deep down!”

LUCY PINDER 29

The nation’s finest purveyor of boobs has her own theory on why brunettes will always be afforded a soft spot in the hearts of blokes. “There’s something kind of exotic and mysterious about dark-haired girls. People think you’ve got something special about you,” she told us. Lucy, we couldn’t agree more, and here’s the perfect pictorial evidence to support your theory.

“Megan Fox is the sexiest brunette of all time!”

“Blondes have had all the fun for too long, I say!”

“Girls check each other out even more than boys do!”

CHARLOTTE SPRINGER 23

Luscious Lottie has already starred in our sexy summer special, and now here she is helping us celebrate all things brunette. Charlotte tells us, “I love dark-haired ladies. Beth Humphreys and Lacey Banghard, for example. Two really hot brunettes with amazing boobs!” Turn to pages 16 and 92 to see what she means (after admiring how fit she is first, of course!)

“Nuts girls are never lacking in the babe department!”

“I’d love to do a sexy shoot on a yacht!”

“I got into bother for flashing my bum in a club!”

DANIELLE SHARP 21

Simply the hottest girl to ever come out of Grimsby, stunning Ms Sharp tells us she’s up for some globe-trotting now that she’s finished at uni. The gorgeous graduate revealed to Nuts, “It’s a big world out there! I want to see as much of it as I can.” We’re sure that appreciative Aussies, inquisitive Indians and frisky Frenchmen alike will all be keen to see Danielle, too!

“Nuts shoots are always amazingly sexy!”

“I want to travel the world!”

“Recently I bought some really hot, lacy knickers!”

“I can’t wait to give my polka dot bikini a proper outing!”

LAURA HOLLYMAN 21

Horse-loving hottie Ms Hollyman is no stranger to sexy shoots, having blown us all away with Beth Humphreys and Charlotte Springer earlier this year. Back then, the Walsall wonder confessed, “I have sexy dreams all the time!” Funny, because we keep having a dream where all our fave brunettes come together to make a sexy special edition of Nuts. Haaang on a minute…

“I’m pretty naughty on a night out!”

“Lucy Pinder is the best! But I love Rosie, too!”

“Shooting with all these fit girls is always fun!”

STACEY POOLE 22

Barnsley babe Stacey is a relatively new addition to the brunette stable here at Nuts but has already made a massive impression. Is it her brilliant body? Her lovely boobs? Her cracking sense of humour? It’s all those things. And then there’s those sexy dark locks… “There’s nothing sexier than a thick mane of gorgeous chocolate brown hair,” she told us. Too right, Stacey!

“I have a whole suitcase of sexy undies!”

“I love Sabine! She oozes sex appeal!”

“Girls with dark hair and tattoos are sexy!”

HOLLY PEERS 26

Gents, in yet another Nuts magazine first, we can exclusively reveal that Holly here – the epitome of beautiful, booby brunette – was once a redhead! Thankfully, it wasn’t for long. Manchester’s finest told Nuts, “When I was 19, I dyed my hair plum. That was a bit of a mistake! I definitely prefer being a brunette.” Frankly, Holly, we’d love you if your hair was bright green.

“Nuts has so many babes – it’s hard to pick who’s the sexiest!”

“Rosie Jones is the cheekiest brunette!”

“I’ve been admiring Nicole Neal. She has an amazing bum!”

“Nuts girls always look really exotic and sexy!”

JOEY FISHER 19

Nuts has been blessed with a troupe of talent this year, but a special mention must go out to Wales for its services to sexiness. Among the many Valleys’ vixens to break through this year, you’ll find buxom brunette Joey here. In her own words, “I’m the sort of girl your mum would love!” Yes Joey, mum… dad… mates… that uncle in Australia you never see… hell, everyone!

“I love Rosie Jones – she’s my favourite brunette!”

“I always wear thongs, not pants!”

“I think brunettes are really sexy!”

LACEY BANGHARD 21

“Bangers” brings much mirth to Nuts magazine – whether it’s with her chirpy (and sometimes cheeky) stories or her breathtaking body. The brunette babe from Bedfordshire took those trademark charms into the Celebrity Big Brother house early on in 2013 and gained a whole new legion of admirers. But just remember where you saw this hot housemate first!

“I own some pretty naughty underwear sets!”

“Me and Rosie always have wild nights out!”

“Brunettes have way more fun than blondes!”

SEREN GIBSON 23

Gents, sexy Seren agrees that there might well be something in the water this year that’s spawned so many stunning ladies in her native land of leeks and dragons. “I’m very proud to be Welsh!” she beamed to Nuts in her last interview. “We do have some very pretty girls.” Actually, this has given us an idea for our next project… “Sexy Girls Of Wales” anyone? Cymru am byth!

“I’d love to get a job in fashion one day!”

“I’m blessed with massive boobs!”

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