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 “I have a confession to make. I forgot your name.” name.” [You should say this to every girl at some point during the initial meet, regardless whether you remember her name. I have yet to experience a bad reaction from a girl when I said this.]  “A lot of girls in this city come on too strong strong with men. I’m glad you can talk with me without getting weird. weird.”  ” 

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on March 29, 2010 at 12:09 pm

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Also: be richer richer,, smarter, more interesting, better-traveled, better-

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on March 29, 2010 at 12:20 pm

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you know how many cocks they’ve had in their mouths?? lzozlzlz!!

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and you’re worried about talking to her?? do you know how the federal reserve /neocon mac hine has reprogrammed them to become useless cum dumpsters? a lawyer chick is first and foremost loyal to her boss, who is loyal to a fiat currency.

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of what use is she to you?

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worst case scenario she’ll have a kid and bankrupt you.

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best case scenario you won’t have to kiss her too long and taste teh man that

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came before you. get it? came before you.!!! lzozlzlzlzlzlzlzlzllzlzlzlzlzlzlz~!!!!

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do you talk to t he dumpster out back and say, “You “You have a quirky p ersonality ersonality.. I have a friend — he’s been single a while; I guess he’s picky — who would totally get you.” before you throw the trash in it? do you talk you urinals before you relieve yourself in them? cumming is a biological function, like peeing. do you say this to a urinal, “This is a pleasant surprise. You’re winning me over?”  do you guys neg urinals so as to get them to accept your pee? lozlzlzlzlzlzlzlzlzlzlzlzlzlzl!

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on March 29, 2010 at 12:33 pm

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on March 29, 2010 at 12:47 pm

 “greatbooksformen” gave me a good laugh with that that urinal comment. Thanks.

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on March 29, 2010 at 12:52 pm

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  , naturally when there is a nice gap between my value and her lower value (age, height, income). If she’s a 4 or a 5 then most of the lines come to mind without prompt and my behavior falls in line. The lessons of Mystery and Roissy will take hold more effectively if the guy has had a comfortable environment to practice (gaming a 4 or 5) or has seen the real world practical results (attention, dates, sex) of correct behavior Obviously the target is a 7, 8, or 9 (I subscribe to the view no woman is a 10), but being seen with a woman will elevate your status in the eyes of the other high status people in the room. A positive side effect is although you won’t necessarily be seen as alpha (the goal) being in the presence of a marginally eligible woman then that at least elevates you above the omega muck into beta status.

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greatbooksformen

on March 29, 2010 at 12:55 pm

lozlzlzl!! i just took a piss in a urinal and implied my higher value with these eloquent words, ““You’re not like most urinals. You seem like you want to know about me more than you want to talk about yourself.””  lozzlzlzlzlzl! the other dude taking a piss looked at me with fear in his eyes. haha i looked at him and said, “beta dude–you’re lucky to even have a urinal i peed in  just yesterday. yesterday. lzozzlzlzllzzl!”  lzozzlzlzllzzl!” 

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Silver Fox

on March 29, 2010 at 12:56 pm

This magic line belies the real #s; some empirical research data. Some statistics off a recent Match membership. Caveat: Match, internet dating has always been plagued by the fact that the women you will ACTUALLY meet are average….and no better than what one finds at a TGIF….so why pay $50/mo. when you can get that for free at TGIF. For example, a recent search in NYC (5 miles radius of SoHo) w. Filtered search results: -Age: 22-32 -White -Slender -Never married -No Kids = 2015 women Now, I am stickler for no “non-short” women; so if you filter out women below 5’6”; the number drops in half to 1008. I dont think 5’6″ is tall but in match’s absurd eco-system it is. Also, if you take off the “slender” weight filter (which is widely abused, with tires/guts, fat-back viewed dates) the number doubles. So, in essence the majority of the women on match are either short/stocky and/or fat. Now lets drill down on those 1008 Slender/tall women. Well, only 10% are above “8”: defined as long hair hair,, pouty lips, large eyes; nonmasculine faces, no large noses, pear shapes, no brillo hair, bad complexion, or in general non-symetric features. So, if you cut and paste a standard witty email (not a wink). Example of real life email that got 10% it rate on 8+ rated NYC Match women:  “Hi, I understand women dont like winks and want real emails. Well this is real….. I am normal, apparently good looking, and funny. If you want to chat, or see a cute puppy then read my profile. Ok, bye.

 

 “Your Name”  ps, [if she is 9-10, then add some custom comment based on a quick scan of her profile like: “I love Russian food”; “I was in Tibet”; “I have an invite to a red carpet event on #/#, can u make it”  with your photo showing a relatively handsome male, with full head of hair, no gut, fit (six pack not req) with photos in: well cut suit, shorts, posh identifiable vacation spot, and 1-3 money shots (ie, photo with hot woman, Porsche or high end car, boat, Polo game, etc.) you can expect 10% replies, which is not far from premium mass marketing results. Of these 10 replies you will have to play teasing, tight game, interspersed with some back handed compliments to end up with 1-3 actual women you are not embarassed by on off-line dates. Now, scanning 1000 profiles is HARD work; it took 2 hours. Emailing took another 2 hours, esp. with comments. The other “grey area” is Match uses fuzzy logic or some random programming assignment as their are profiles that dont appear in the original 1008 line up but are recommended daily by matches search engine. Also, the result counts are often shifting and some large percent of match women dont pay, and are on for free to send free winks (and cant reply in text) or to stalk or spy on men, for unkown motives. The BIG positive. There are perfect 10s under 25 on Match that do exist, that you will never EVER meet in real life. To break thru their walls you have to have a secret combination of: -Statistical parsing to find them -Find an angle to draw them out -Offer a lure (event, obscure detail of their culture, etc) to intrigue them. -Seize the opportunity opportunity.. For basically $1.25/day I would say its worth it to have rolling access to 1-3, 8.5 rated women; and 1 rare 10. No back to those lines, testing lines/profile text on 100+ hot women definitely gives you feedback on what works~

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greatbooksformen

on March 29, 2010 at 1:11 pm

omg! next time you want a urinal to accept your superiority and your piss too, try these lines on it:  “You’re very very brave to come over over and let me pee in you.”  you.”   “Your flushing is charming.”  charming.”   “As I’m standing here peeing I can tell you seem seem really happy.”  happy.”   “Wow! Don’t get too excited.” excited.” [Note: Not Not to be used sarcastically. That would would be signaling lower value to teh urinal.]  “Hmm. Your urinal urinal cake is shaking.” shaking.” [Doesn’t matter if it’s not shaking. Use as part of urinal cake reading routine.]  “Hope I didn’t make you wait too long.” [Say after returning much later from talking with friends.]  “Your answers tell me that you you are drawn to men who pee on you.” you.” [Use as part of  love test routine.]  “You have a… different… sense of humor/sense of style/way style/way of looking at the world.”   “You have a quirky personality. personality. I have a friend — he’s he’s been single a while; I guess he’s picky — who would totally pee in you.”   “You’re not like like most urinals. You seem like like you want to know about about me more than you want to talk about yourself. yourself.”  ”   “Your urinal cake is dancing. or or it could just be my pee splish-splashin.”  splish-splashin.”   “I have a confession to make. I forgot your name.” name.” [You should say this this to every urinal at some point during the initial pee, regardless whether you remember her name. I have yet to experience a bad reaction from a urinal when I said this.]

 

lozlzlzl!  “A lot of urinals in this city come on too strong with men. I’m glad you can let me pee without getting weird.” omg rotfl!!!  “This is a pleasant surprise. You’re winning winning me over.”  over.”  lozlzlzlzlzlzlz!

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Willy Wonka

on March 29, 2010 at 1:16 pm

 “PS: Try to use use the word “girls” for women, and “men” for men, in your daily conversation. conversation.”  ”  Wait, there are other ways to refer to girls and men?!? …. I wasn’t aware…

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Jeff 

on March 29, 2010 at 1:21 pm

 “You’re not like like most women. You You seem like you want to know know about me more than you want to talk about yourself.”  yourself.”  Missing why this one implies higher value for the guy. Seems like it puts the girl on a pedestal instead.

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sdaedalus

on March 29, 2010 at 1:33 pm

What’s everyone’s problem with Barbabbs? A supremely rational being, he simply takes all the advice given on this site to its logical and natural conclusion. In this regard, he is a true pupil of the Chateaumaster. [editor: au contraire. my teachings do not rest on the premise that women are urinals.]

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sdaedalus

on March 29, 2010 at 1:34 pm

or should that be Chateaumeister? I’m really not sure.

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Anonymouses Anonymous

on March 29, 2010 at 1:34 pm

I like Mystery’s, “So, what have you go going for you besides l ooks?” 

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xsplat

on March 29, 2010 at 1:37 pm

Sdaedelus, an extreme emotional reaction of disgust is hardly rational. Nor is a strictly utilitarian view of females rational. The use of females includes emotinal needs, therefore to be rational, one must be emotional. Wallowing in disgust is petty, churlish, childish, and a sign of a broken little boy spirit.

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greatbooksformen

on March 29, 2010 at 1:38 pm

lozozlzl! i think i am growing on people… like gonoreah on a dc lawyer chick’s now useless fiat-funded twat. lzozlzlzlzl!

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xsplat

on March 29, 2010 at 1:39 pm

ChateauMunster? We’d need the cool theme music to go along with the site.

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totalesturns

on March 29, 2010 at 1:40 pm

Meanwhile, here’s your comedy link of the day: http://www.washingtoncitypaper.com/blogs/sexist/2010/03/26/fuckingwhile-feminist-with-jaclyn-friedman/ I could pull plenty of choice quotes, but instead I’ll let y’all grab some brews and play the “spot the tell-tale signs of desperation” drinking game.

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11minutes

on March 29, 2010 at 1:40 pm

“I have a confession to make. I forgot your name.”  I can’t remember names for the life of it. Her repeating her name doesn’t help. One way out is to give her a nickname like “Muffin”. It will stick with her her.. If you #-close you can get her name by having her punch it into your phone together with the digits.

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greatbooksformen

on March 29, 2010 at 1:44 pm

PS: Try to use the word “urinal” for toilet, and “bigcock” for bigcock, in your daily conversation. lozllzlz! you will find that never again will a urinal turn you down. respect yoyoyo9y yoyoyo9yoyo! oyo!

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greatbooksformen

on March 29, 2010 at 1:48 pm

roissy writes, “[editor: au contraire. my teachings do not rest on the premise that women are urinals.]”  roissy also writes how he does married women up the ass. [editor: i’ve fucked many unmarried girls up the ass. does fucking a girl who likes it up the ass make her the equivalent of a urinal?]

roissy would never do a urinal up the ass, as he has more respect for urinals than for marriage and women. [marriage is a raw deal for men, and so i have no respect for it. women must earn my respect. urinals are inanimate objects incapable of eliciting any emotion from me.]

next thing you know roissy will be telling us that his teaching rest upn the premise that he his jesus f. christ. [my teachings identify more closely with the roman soldier gambling away christ’s clothes.]

lzozlzlzlz! [not a bad troll effort. funnier than chic noir, but not as sublime as david alexander.]

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xsplat

on March 29, 2010 at 1:50 pm

I can’t remember names for the life of it. Her repeating her name doesn’t help. One way out is to give her a nickname like  “Muffin”.. It will stick with her.  “Muffin” her.

I’m glad I’m not the only one with this deficit. I also have mild face blindness, and

 

find I can only remember a face that if I’ve developed some sort of emotional connection to the person. Wanting to fuck them doesn’t count. As for giving nicknames, this is something I make a point to do early on in dating. It’s a signal of marking territory. When a woman marries, changing her last name means she is now your care and concern. A nickname brands her as well.

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sdaedalus

on March 29, 2010 at 1:52 pm

Xsplat I think Chateau Munster would be eminently appropriate given that, whether or not the author of this site likes it or not, Barbabbs is just as much his creation as Frankenstein’s Monster was the creation of Dr Frankenstein. [editor: incorrect. while i do breathe life to the id, trollabbs is the degenerate aborted machinosibling of frankenstein, twisted in bitterness and fury, understanding nothing of the gift i give it.]

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maurice

on March 29, 2010 at 1:54 pm

@aunt of Icarus- Chateaumaître, no? Not mixing languages. You were the one who posted that gruesome story set in the Franco-Prussian war, war, were you not? Apologies if the name is a Joyce reference, as it probably is. lolllz dude is strange, but in an entertaining way. Not least because he apparently fucks urinals. Wouldn’t it be funny to walk in on that some time.

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on March 29, 2010 at 1:59 pm

 “As for giving nicknames, this is something I make a point point to do early on in dating. It’s a signal of marking territory. When a woman marries, changing her last name means she is now your care and concern. A nickname brands her as well. well.”  ”  That is part of Basic Pimping. – MPM

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maurice

on March 29, 2010 at 1:59 pm

p.s. wrong about lollz. you have been posting and reading here long enough to know better – the level of discourse on this site is generally quite high. And your writing and thinking are good enough that you recognize this as well, or you wouldn’t show up every day. So that’s a cheap shot at the site which you know perfectly well is wrong and below you. For shame.

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sdaedalus

on March 29, 2010 at 2:02 pm

Bonjour Maurice!

Chateaumaître, no?