AN IN S PIRATIO N A L S K IT TL E S B RA ND B O O K
D E D I C AT E D T O
TH E M I G HTY MINK T E N A C I O U S , U N WAV E R I N G , Y E T E X T R E M E LY S U P P L E
“I think Skittles are delicious. But what do I know?” — Plato
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THE AVERAGE SKITTLES® CONSUMER (OR ASC):
— Is 12-17 years of age — Owns an exotic pet, such as an iguana — Loves playing sports like basketball — Wishes he/she could fly — Dreams of someday being a rock star, • astronaut or possibly some kind of knight — Fears long-limbed animals, such as giraffes — Likes listening to music — Enjoys skateboarding and rollerblading • in his/her free time — Wears large hats and other popular clothing — Is very school-spirited
THIS IS THE AVERAGE SKITTLES® CONSUMER (ASC):
THE AVERAGE SKITTLES® CONSUMER (OR ASC):
— Is 12-17 years of age — Owns an exotic pet, such as an iguana — Loves playing sports like basketball — Wishes he/she could fly — Dreams of someday being a rock star, • astronaut or possibly some kind of knight — Fears long-limbed animals, such as giraffes — Likes listening to music — Enjoys skateboarding and rollerblading • in his/her free time — Wears large hats and other popular clothing — Is very school-spirited
THIS IS THE AVERAGE SKITTLES® CONSUMER (ASC):
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