Script for Fil

THE CONCEPT OUT OF PEANUT BUTTER

PROPOSED SCRIPT FOR FILIPINO MIGS and CHESKA: (alternating)Hello, welcome everybody sa ating Palatuntunang may Matututunan, (together) in short PALAMAN - and talk show na may laman. CHESKA: we're very lucky today dahil dito sa Palaman makakasama natin and ilan sa mga ating kandidato for national positions at ang kanilang mga sikat na celebrity endorsers. MIGS: yes, Cheska... talaga ngang napaka-swerte natin ngayon dahil kasama natin sina Vicepresidentiable Bronson Legarda at si international child superstar, Ms. Jelai Pempengco [enters Bee-ar and Jelai]. CHESKA: at makakasama din natin ngayon si vice-presidentiable Philip Jejomar Binay at ang diva na talaga namang nagniningning, Ms. Larah Hero-nino (in question tone)... [enters Philip and Lara] MIGS: and last, but definitely not the least... nandito din si re-electionist, presidentiable Patrick Joseph Estrada kasama ang kanyang endorser from Korea, Japan, Taiwan... ay hindi ko alam... si Kix Boom (tone like an explosion). [enter Patrick and Aaron] CHESKA: welcome to our show MIGS: please feel comfortable (pause for a while) CHESKA: okay... so, to start it off, our question goes to our politicians: Bakit sila ang napili nyong mag-endorse sa inyo at magpakalt ng inyong plataporma? MIGS: do you think their fame will help you para makarating sa posisyon? BEE-AR: unang-unang, magandang tanghali sa inyong mga viewers. Bakit si Jelai? Dahil maliban sa kantahan, katulad ko, si Jelai ay simbolo ng kabataan, kababaihan, katalinuhan, pagmamahal sa kalikasan, katatagan, karapatan... basta, lahat ng may “ka-” at “-an” lalo na ang kagandahan. Obvious naman sa'min 'di ba? MIGS: pwede na... anyway, paano naman po kaming mga kalalakihan? BEE-AR: syempre kasama na rin sila dun... besides, wala silka kung walang kababaihan - kung walang mga inang nagkanlong sa kanila sa sinapupunan. CHESKA: yes, and I totally agree with that... BEE-AR: dapat lang, babae ka rin eh... CHESKA: of course...

MIGS: anyway, how about you mayor Binay? Bakit si Larah? PHILIP: well, first and foremost, kaya ko kinuha si Larah Hero-nino (in question tone) dahil she has a very strong and powerful voice na madalas pinakikinggan ng mga kabataan natin... and with that as her situation, maaari syang magsilbing boses ng taumbayan na hirap maiparating ang kanilang mga mensahe't saloobin sa gobyerno... CHESKA: nice one from vice-presidentiable Binay... PHILIP: besides, sino pa ba ang may kakayanang magpakilala kay Binay maliban sa isang +pinay+ na katulad nya, hindi ba? MIGS: tama... syempre 'di naman patatalo si presidentiable Erap... PATRICK: oo naman... CHESKA; eh bakit nga po pala hindi Pilipino ang kinuha nyong endorser? PATRICK: alam nyo gumagamit lang ako ng common sense MIGS: at bakit nyo naman po nasabi yan? PATRICK: dahil ang gusto ng mga Pilipino ay yung mga imported, 'di ba? (tapping Aaron's shoulder) AARON: (in a foreign tone) [reading from a paper] Mahal tayo ni Erap, para sa corrupt, hindi sa mahirap... CHESKA: (in an amazed and wondering tone) okay... so much of that. Stay tune 'cause magbabalik ang MIGS and CHESKA: (together) Palaman... ang talk show na may laman... SHEN AND KAREN'S COMMERCIAL: A “Lolo, Karen Po” remake of McDonald's commercial VOICE OVER: sa McDonald's, get your free amnesia-formulated drinks with your favoritism value meal for ony seventy-five pesos... sa sarap, makakalimutan mo ang lahat, pati sarili mo....

MIGS: and now we're back... CHESKA: it's time na naman for our rotation... MIGS: ngayon, ang mga endorsers naman natin ang bibigyan ng pagkakataong i-advertise and kanilang mga kandidato... CHESKA: here's Jelai Pempengco for Vice-presidentiable Bronson Legarda...

JELAI: (giving a song number or a little speech, then saying) Dahil kay Legarda, walang problema! MIGS: and here comes Larah Hero-nino (in a questioning tone) for Vice-presidentiable Philip Jejomar Binay... LARAH: (giving a song number or a little speech, then saying) Kay Binay, Pilipinas ay Matibay... CHESKA: and here's Kix Boom (tone like an explosion) for Presidentiable Patrick Joseph Estrada... AARON: (walk like a model in a runway, then say in a foreign tone) Kay Erap, wala nang Pilipinong maghihirap... CHESKA: and ang message namin for May 2010 elections simple goes like this: MIGS: be the BEST CHESKA: not the MESS MIGS and CHESKA: so that you'll be deVOTED MIGS: and that would be all for today... kita-kita ulit tayo next time dito sa... CHESKA: Palatuntunang may Matututunan, in short... MIGS and CHESKA: PALAMAN, ang talk show na may laman. CHESKA: hindi lang kaalaman, katuturan, o kabuluhan.. MIGS: kundi maging katatawanan at kalokohan... Bye! *NOTE: please don't forget your costumes... good luck sa'tin!