Rick Davis - Totally Useless Skills
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by Rick Davis illustrated by Kerstin Upmeyer
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Sisyphus
Published by Willowisp Press 801 94th Avenue North,
St.
Petersburg, Florida 33702
©
Text copyright 1994 by Rick Davis Covers, illustration, design copyright © 1994 by Willowisp Press, a division of PAGES, Inc. All rights reserved.
No
may be reproduced, stored in a any form or by any means, electronic,
portion of this book
retrieval system, or transmitted, in
mechaniccil. photocopying, recording, or otherwise, without written permission
from the publisher. Printed in the United States of America
2468109753 ISBN 0^7406-707-3
Contents Introduction
How to Spot a Totally Useless Arm Stretching Arm Shrinking
5 Skill
Disappear Your Teacher's Head Mystery In The Middle Nose Breaking Balancing Act Ghost Pencils Magnetic Pencils Spoon Hanging Hot Dog! Floating Pencil
Finger Power The Longest Word Tingly Hands Mismatched Fingers Leap Through Paper
A Steel
Grip
We All
Fall
Down
Bogglers Can't Meet Pencils Invisible Ball
Chair Pick-Up The Disappearing Leg
Fake Spoon Bending The Straw Worm Hole In Your Hand Floating
Arms
'Em Up! Funny Money
Stick
The Big Secret Join The Institute Of T.U.S Bio
Diploma
7
8 9
Split Pencil
The
6
10 12
13
14 16 17
18
20 22 24 26 28 29 30 32 34 36 38 39 40 42 44 46 47 48 50 52 54 56 58 59
J
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Introduction Welcome to the book. Tm here to help you it. Along the way, I'll let you in on some know. And at the end of the book little secrets ril tell you Hi.
through
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BIG SECRET
So what It's
is
a
Totally Useless Skill
anyway?
something that you do that accomplishes
absolutely nothing.
A
Totally Useless Skill won't
make you money get you a grade, or put you on the soccer team, but it WILL amaze you, impress your
friends,
develop your coordination,
strengthen your self-confidence,
your social
life.
Hmm. Maybe after all!
and beef up
these
skills
aren't so useless
— Rick Davis
How to Spot a Totally Useless Skill •
Safe
•
Noncompetitive Nonaddicting
•
Requires no special
equipment •
Fun!
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Arm Stretching Put both arms straight out in front of you.
Leave one arm where
it is
and
make a big circle with the other arm. Start by pointing to the floor, then the wall behind you, then the ceiling, finally,
and back to
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the beginning.
Your arm
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