Quotes

Alec’s Favorite Quotes “Simply Pleasures are the Greatest Pleasures”  “I loved you more today than yesterday; yesterday you really pissed me off”  “Don’t do what I do, but do what I don’t do”  “Don’t you think work must have killed someone?”  “AM stands for “Ain’t Moving”  “My life is an endless battle against maturity”  “Schizophrenia, beats dining alone”  “We may not have it all together, but together we have it all”  “Having a place to go is home, having someone to love is family, and having both is a blessing”  “If a man speaks in the forest and there’s no woman there to hear him. Is he still wrong?”  “Sarcasm, just one more service I offer”  “Yesterday is history; tomorrow is a mystery; today is a gift, that’s why we call it; The Present”  “A mother holds your hand for a while, and a heart forever”  “Having children is like being pecked to death by a duck”  “You’ll always be my best friend; you know too much”  “If you don’t talk to your cat about catnip, who will?”  “Bill Gates stole my idea”  “Some mornings, it just doesn’t pay to gnaw through the leather straps” -Emo Philips  “You have the right to remain silent, use it!”  “Organized people are just too lazy to look for things”  “I smile because you’re my daughter, I laugh because there nothing you can do about it”  “Truly great friends are hard to find difficult to leave and impossible to forget”  “Wine a bit, you’ll feel better”  “Life is not measured by the breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away”  “Courage doesn’t always roar… sometimes courage is the quiet voice at the end of the day saying “I will try again tomorrow”  “There cannot be a crisis this week, my schedule is already full”  “God created a few perfect people. The rest are right handed”  Your ABC’s “Accept differences Be kind Count you blessings Dream Express thank Forgive Give freely Harm no one Imagine more Jettison anger Keep confidences Love truly Master something Nurture hope Open your mind Pack lightly Quell rumors Reciprocate Seek wisdom Touch

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hearts Understand Value truth Win graciously Xeriscape Yearn for peace Zealously support a worthy cause”. “ I’m only wearing black until they make something darker” “Happy moments, praise God, Difficult moments, seek God, Quiet moments, worship God, Painful moments, trust God, Every moment, Thank God” “I’m confused, wait … maybe I’m not?” “Lefties do it right” “I never make mistakes. I thought I did once, but I was mistaken” “A friend is someone who reaches for your hand and touches your heart” “The pessimist, complains about the wind, The optimist excepts to change, The realists adjust the sails” “Marriage … is finding that special someone you want to annoy the rest of your life” “Good judgment comes from experience. Experience comes from bad judgment” Through for, good judgment comes from bad judgment” “Do you want to talk to the man in charge, or to the woman who knows what’s going on?” “Let’s have lunch. I can’t afford therapy.” “If love can save you, you would live forever” “So this isn’t Home Sweet Home, adjust!” A quote on female oppression “If the pearl tells the oyster it is nothing, and the pearl is everything, then a fish can tell the sky to stop raining” “Not the sharpest crayon in the box” –Lesli “An error doesn’t become a mistake until you refuse to correct it” “Love, is when your at a loss of words” “I’m not opinionated, I’m always right” “Try, fail. Try again, fail better” –Samuel bedrock “No shirt, no shoes, no service; no pants, no problem” “Age only matters, if your cheese” “Don’t bother to be better than your contemporaries, or your predecessors. Try to do better than yourself” –William Faulkler “If you laugh a lot, your wrinkles will end up in the right places” “It hard to be nostalgic, when you can’t remember anything” “A calm sea, does not a make a good sailor” “We have guided missiles, but misguided men” –Martin Lurther King Jr. “All the world’s a stage, and all men and women are merely players” “Fortune favors the bold” “Cowards die many times before their deaths” –King Lear “How sharper than a serpents tooth to have a thankless child” –King Lear “Those of you who think you know everything, are annoying to those who do”

 “You can chose to throw stones, to stumble on them, to climb over them, or to build with them”  “Don’t worry about your difficulties in mathematics; I can assure you, mine are far greater” –Albert Einstein  “If you are still bragging about what you did yesterday, then you probably haven’t done anything today”  “The only lesson history has ever taught us, is that man has never learned from history”  “That was then, this is now”  “I may have Alzheimer’s, but at least I don’t have Alzheimer’s”  “I can explain it to you, but I can’t make you understand it”  “Color outside the lines”  “If they give you ruled paper, write the other way”  “The paper burns, but the words fly away” –Ben Johnson  “You don’t have to burn books to destroy a culture. Just get the people to stop reading” –Rad Bradbury  “Experiences change us forever, and the way we choose to respond to them, shapes the people we become”  “Death smiles at everybody, the only thing people can do is smile back”  “Women think for two seconds, and write for ten minutes; while men think for ten minutes, and write for two seconds” –Wahaj  “Poor people wish for money; rich people wish for heaven; but wise people wish for tranquility”  “Time has seemed to stop, in the mid-afternoon sun” –Fahrenheit 451  “I survived Katrina, and all I got was a fifty-two inch plasma T.V.” –T Shirt  “Life’s uncertain, eat dessert first”  “In war, a plan now, is better than the world’s best plan in a couple hours” –George Patton  “It is a rare bird that can stand a little improvement”  “After many years of therapy, Waldo finally found himself”  “May those that love us love us; and those that don’t love us, may God turn their hearts; if he can’t turn their hearts may he turn their ankles, so we know them by their limping” -Old Irish Curse  “Dance, as if no one is watching; sing, as if no one is listening; live, everyday as if it was your life”  “After all… tomorrow is another day”  “The secret of the Irish, is to live long, without growing old”  “God created alcohol, so that the Irish don’t take over the world”  “Live will, Laugh much, Love often”  “Nothing is as easy as it seems, everything is longer than expected, everything that can go wrong will go wrong, at the worst possible moment” – Murphy’s Law

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“A face without freckles is like a night sky without stars” “I knew I was a nut, when squirrels started staring at me” “It’s not whether you win or lose, it’s how you play the game” “Restriction of free thought and free speech is the most dangerous of all subversions. It is the one un-American act that could most easily defeat us” –William O. Douglas “If we don’t believe in freedom of _expression for people we despise, then we don’t believe in it at all” “Do your own bit of saving, and if you drown, at least die knowing you were headed toward shore” –Fahrenheit 451 “If a woman wants to be equal to a man, then it is obvious she has no ambition” “You live for today, dream for tomorrow, and learn from yesterday” “Jesus is coming, everyone look busy!” “When the power of love, over comes the love of power, the world will know peace” -Jimi Hendrix “I’m not arogent, I’m just a whole lot better than you” “Pain is inevitable, suffering is optional” “I may be strange maybe even crazy, but at least there’s never a dull moment” “I didn’t say it was going to be easy, I said it was going to be worth it” “I didn’t say you did it, I said it was going to blame you” “God wants spiritual fruit, not religious nuts” Latin “Radix Malorum est Cupiditus” translation, the root of all evil is desire” Latin “Amar Vincit Omnia” translation, love conquers all “Pretty is her face; hot is her body; beautiful is her heart” “If you give what you don’t need; then it’s not a gift” “Top 10 reasons to Procrastinate; 1.” “Women are like teabags, you never know how strong they are, until they’re in hot water” “It takes a minute to find a special person, an hour to appreciate them, a day to love them, but an entire life to forget them” “AP advanced procrastination “AP asian placement” “if you put ‘student’ and ‘die’ together, you get study” “of a social life, sleep, and good grades, you can only choose two. That is college”