PUA-Negs

NEGs 1.

Your hair looks shiny, is it a wig? Oh well it looks nice anyway

2.

That’s lovely long hair – are they extensions?

3.

I think your hair would look better up/down

4.

Nice nails – are they acrylic. Oh, well they look good anyway.

5.

Awww, how cute, your nose wiggles when you laugh – look there it goes again !!!

6.

Is that your natural hair colour well its not bad So you changed it to that?

7.

I like your look, beauty is common but you seem like you have character.

8.

You have U shaped teeth.

9.

Well at least you have a nice body

10. You are nearly as tall as me. I like tall girls. Are those heels 3 or 4 inches ? 11. You have an “interesting” figure 12. Did you drink too much last night! 13. I think I like your left eye best 14. Your eyeliner has run a bit….go to wipe it off for her 15. Eww your palms are sweaty 16. You have some lint on your shirt, here let me get it off 17. I think I saw you wearing that outfit a few weeks ago 18. I like that skirt, they are very popular these days 19. I like that skirt, I’ve seen another girl wearing it tonight as well. Is it from top shop? 20. Those shoes look really comfortable/uncomfortable 21. Is she always like this 22. How do you guys hang with this girl 23. Geez, you must have driven your parents crazy 24. Solipsistic ego queen (solipsistic is the view that the self is the only reality) 25. Hello, I’m talking, geez 26. Um, its too early in our relationship for you to be (doing whatever she was doing)

27. Where is your off button ? 28. You look like trouble 29. You’re bad girls 30. Were you a dork at school or something 31. Your kind a cute, like my little sister 32. Did you parents not give you enough attention as a child ? 33. God, talking to you even Married with Children sounds nice. 34. This is why we wont be able to have nice things (if she is clumsy at all) 35. You look just like my high school maths teacher 36. How short are you 37. You’re already back to square one with me 38. Are you girls tourists or something 39. You need to get out more often... 40. I don’t know who your last boyfriend was, but he didn’t spank you enough 41. I can see you work out…………occasionally 42. (about her fake tits) Don't be embarrassed.. Implants will give you buoyancy when you're swimming. If we were all lost at sea, you'd be the only one to survive. 43. Wow, that’s a great tan….have you like not washed for a week or something he he 44. Wow, I reckon with a bit of training you could be a stripper or a pole dancer….how cool would that be 45. You remind me of my weird ex 46. You seem way too nice for me……at least say fuck a couple of times so we can get out of the PG rated conversation 47. Whew – have you guys been having perfume fights or something? 48. To a girl wearing horizontal stripes – “is it true vertical stripes make you look thin” 49. I bet you are high maintenance. 50. Well it was nice to small talk with you. 51. Oh – you’re one of THOSE 52. You have a nice act but somewhere in there, is a little girl who just wants to be held and appreciated for who she is. 53. Nice perfume….is it chanel lolol 54. Is that an Oompa Loompa bag (because it was bright orange) 55. I feel like I can talk to you all night……..I cant LISTEN to you though. 56. You are mischievous

57. Say she is a brat 58. Hi Freckles 59. You’re a very pretty girl, BUT….this is London, beauty is very common. A great personality…that’s very rare…..Great energy, energy… You’ve got 2 out of 3, that’s a great start. 60. She says “GET OVER YOURSELF/IT” you start laughing, and say "OK, hold on 1 second. (close eyes and concentrate) OK I'm done getting over myself, any other tips for me?”