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Gratuitous Nudity Music & Lyrics by Stephen Bates Additional Lyrics by Robert Schrock & Mark Winkler Additional Music by Shelly Markharn

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Gratuitous Nu

night

you will

get read- y for

night.

see what our bod- ies are

made

-

night,

some-thing ris-que.

To

for.

we throw in-hi -

(fuss, why make

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To

a

bl-tion a-way. Why

fuss) I

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I

ev

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en

ob

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vi

both

-

ous

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to

to

make

a

us you're

fuss

here

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When it's

to see

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fear)

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your rear!

We're here! No

cru

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dl-ty!

Just

grat - tu

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I

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7

Gratuitous Nudity

Piano - Vocal

SOLO:

nu

di

-

- ty.

MY

1

a

T

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moth - er spent

all

of

the

i ,v

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k

I

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she earned

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tap shoes and tights and

the

Rubato

1

les - sons

I've learned.

ten years of

tap and six

If she

years

saw me

of

bal

to - day.

-

Well,

let?-

what would

1

say

for

Look,

my

I'm

Piano - Vocal

-6-

grate- ful

for

ail

my pro

look

1

I

night.

a1 gains.

and

now

1

tell her:

can

"Hey

Tempo I"

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I

- fes - sion -

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Ma.

no

ALL:

Hanes!"

there's an

To

at- mos-phere where it's all

right

to stare.

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To

-

"Oh, my God!" [The song breaks down.] -3-

71

7

3

7

76

--

I

I I

i-night,

you won't

won-der what's un-der our

un

- der- wear...

-

Piano - Vocal

Gratuitous Nudity

-7cue to continue:

CAST: " ..take your clothes off?" "Sure!"

(78 Tempo I"

>

night,

night.

there's an

at-rnos-phere where it's all

you won't

straight or you're bi

won-der what's un-der our

or

trans

-

right

un

to stare.

- der-wear.

gen-dered or queer. There's

-

on

You're

- ly one rea - son to

-

Piano - Vocal

Gratuitous Nudity

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1 Rubato

SOLO 2:

SOLO 1:

I

I

I

stand be

- fore you

na

- ked.

what's

left

of

me

to show?

The

SOLO 3:

doors and blinds are shut now,

there's

no-where else to go.

I've

SOLO 4:

SOLO 5:

I

I

what have

I dis-cov-ered?

That

peeled off all the lay-ers, and

be- ing na-ked means much more than

be- ing just un-cov-ered.

To-

SOLO 6 & 7:

1

1

day

I want to learn all that

n a - ked- ness could mean. I mean. I

need to know that who I am i s - n l t

Piano - Vocal

Gratuitous Nudity ALL:

shame - ful

or

ob - scene.

For if

what we seek is truth

and

SOLO 8:

hon - es - ty our goal. Oh, then

na - ked - ness is just a - noth - er

-

-

win dow to the

soul.-

ALL:

I

night.

no

dra - ma trag - ique with a

bleak

end.-

To -

night,

Gratuitous Nudity

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Piano - Vocal

It's

more like (The Pines) on the

-

-

night, good old Shake speare's con

week

sid -ered a bore.

-

To

-

end!

-

night some - thing new and

(roar, just

1

nique is

in store.

We

love

to

hear

our

aud - ience

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If you

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yell

and scream

for more, you're

roar. -

sure

ex

u

hear them

roar)

I

To ,

to see

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Piano - Vocal

II

oh,

-

Oh, yes. they're

t

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f

sure

t

t

Gra

Gra - tu

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sure

to see

to see

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yes, you're

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nu

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To - night!

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nu

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dl

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To - night!

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t Applause segue

No. 2

The Naked Maid Music & Lyrics by David Pevsner

cue:

SEGUE AS ONEfrom # l A SOLO: (NAKED MAID) (spoken)

Rubato

I

told an old ac-quain-tance I was

des-p'ratefor a lob, and

-

u %

-

-

-

-

-

-

-

-

-

-

-

-

-

-

-

he could use a hand.

-

-

-

-

-

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But

-

-

A

there's one s t i p - u - l a -tion

hts

cus -torn-ers de

-

mand ...

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3Piano - Vocal

Tell

The Naked Maid

him all

a - bout your

ser-vice.

Laugh

a - bout which 0 1

- sen

twin you

n

hate

f=-

the mos

Next

you s t a r t

look- ing for the tools you need to

dis - rob - ing

clean his house.

and

then

be - gin

your prob

- ing

Pa - per tow'ls and Bath - room Duck and

all the while he wants to fuck. Un - less he's cute he's out of luck. My

i

The Naked Maid

odd

b

sce - nar

- i-

cept you use

o,

some

a broom.

RW.- -

say

it's s c a r - y. oh.

Work - ing o n

the

Na

-

na

my hands and knees,

-

ked stand

get

- ting

u p corn

in

-

-

e - dy

ex -

to cre - vi- ces.

-

know-lng that I'm sure to please you

call

it's

ked Maid.

8";-

as 1 pro- men- ade.

(loco)

,

It's

good clean fun for you and me. just

1

?an0

-

Vocal

The Naked Maid

Dance Break

[Dialogue]

5-

[Dialogue]

s i a n o - Vocal

The Naked Maid

When

P

all

is clean and dried.

I

gave it

my best shot.

The

bo - dy

of

my work has left him

Piano - Vocal

The Naked Maid

d

(sings)

pleased,

yet hot.

For

now u n - ti1 my ship comes in

I get

to

I

real

- ty

would- n't trade

the

3

(swing)

I

sat

-

is - fac

-

tion that

But,

don't care

an

be

just to add

i

-

o

-

ta

for

a

your Na

co - da

the

-

7

ked Maid.

that

@

when

of

I

reach my quo

clean - UI - ness.

-

I

ta.

I

PIANO-VOCAL

Naked Boys Singing!

No. 3

The Bliss Of A Bris [Transposed to Drn/D] Music & Lyrics by Marie Cain

cue: APPLAUSE SEGUEfrom #2

O n cue:

LEAD:

-

I

i

I

r

1

I

When I

crowd

iI

2

L

gath

-

ered

m a n in a robe and

in

mY

room

I

was

I

I

eight days

I

I

I

I

1

old

J

a

with a

T'

hat and some- thing s h i - ny in his

hand.

And he

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Piano- Vocal

The Bliss of a Bris [Transposed to Dm/D]

said:

And he

RABBI:

"Be - hold the

fruit

spoke in a lan-guage

11

of

his moth - er's

womb!"

-

I

I I

that I could- n't e v - en u n - der

- stand.

Then the

RABBI: (spoken) "Baruchatah...whatever..."

A

Slower

man - hood was

pea - ple squealed as my

re - vealed

and he

held it

-

up for ev - 'ry one to

OTHERS: I

1

I

c

v

/I

u

r

r 1 1n At

-

I

I

Piano-Vocal

-3-

The Bliss of a Bris (Transposed to DmlD]

23

22

I

see.-

They

said it was

II

and they

OTHERS:

toast - ed it with wine and be

-

(spoken)

Freely

haved as though It

had

a

ped - i

Ah, the

gree.

Tempo di Valse

I

bliss

of

a

bris,

when

they

Piano-Vocal

The Bliss of a Bris [Transposed to DrnID]

all

con

-

gate

stare.

re

and

OTHERS: I

I

awed.

LEAD:

44

!

V

I

I

They

of

the

bright - er

I

nis.

your

their

nus.

than

They're

OTHERS: (chpptng)

46 I

I

I

I1

I

I

I

Aw ...

They

as

they

Piano-Vocal

The Bliss of a Bris rransposed to DmlD]

I

thrill

at

the

sight

OTHERS:

of

its

daz - zling

per

-

fec

-

tion.

They

LEAD:

-

they

as

lime

I

rave

it

will

at

the

be

length

when

and

it

the

grasp

has

how

an

mar - vel

e

- ous

-

rec

-

tion.

an - gle.

sub

-

They

They

Piano-Vocal

I

The Bliss of a Bris [Transposed to DmlD]

Whee!

day.

snip

off

the

tip

Ah.

once

you've

shown

it

then

but

that's when

and

LEAD:

RABBI:

"Don't

ex

do.

-

pose

it

a

-

gain!"

But

P------,'

z

1

They

I'll

show

and

then

I

Piano- Vocal

The Bliss of a Bris [Transposed to DmlD] 96

r

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I

1

r

m

may

corn

I

I

mence

-

gaze.

corn

I04 I I 0

ri

d Liz

Tay

- lor

1

1

it.

-

I

-

ment

and

ing

coo

=

I

-,

I

ie

with

I

1

mov

-

I

106 I

I

I

I

1

it.

SO

I

w

Reed

re

r

m I

I -

view - ing.

SOLO 4:

it.

a

SOLO 1:

,

I

SOLO 3:

dore

I

I

Rex

- ing.

Like

praise.

105

SOLO 2:

claim

I

it

Give

I

1

pli

-

98

97

--

I

Ac

-

LEAD:

alt

it.

Piano-Vocal

The Bliss of a Bris [Transposed to Drnm RABBI:

112 I

a

-

I

I

m I

in

its

I

I

I

I

joice

113 I

I

glor - y.

I

For

114 a

I

I

I

1

I

I

I

God's

sake.

don't

I

m

I

I

I

I

fault

it.

OTHERS:

I

Fawn

LEAD:

- ing

mem - ber

Freely

I

say:

and

it

flat - ter - lng.

does - n't

SOLO:

"It's

wor - ship - ping.

need

RABBI:

like

but - terl"

So

an

-

y - more

swoon - ing.

prun - ing.

A tempo

no

bag

-

el

cut - terl

Re

Just

Piano- Vocal

The Bliss of a Bris vransposed to DmlD] SOLO 2:

FATHER:

I

I

Bask

h

splen

its

-

dor.

Un

- plug

the

blend

- er.

-

vem

Reverently OTHERS:

sharp

ob

-

near

jets

it.

S

~

- P b'

re

It.

A tempo LEAD:

Oh

how

I

miss

8 " - - - - - - - - - - - - - - the --

-

Z

bliss

of

a

r l n r v U - V UGHL

No. 4

Naked Boys Sir\gir\g!

Window to Window Music & Lyrics by Rayme Sciaroni

cue:

APPLAUSE SEGUEfiom # 3

Andante con moto

d

= so

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ALL RIGHTS RESERVED

Music Reparation by Wayne Alan Blood - (212) 724-4058

Window to Window

Hano - Vocal

I

There you are-

a-gain.--

pass -ing b

18 I I

look out-

I

and

-

L

h

I

see

me stand

-

Here

my

win- dew.-

19 1

-

stand-ing at-

y your

win-dew.-

Will we

I

Will you

20

I

I

I

I

-.../--

ing

here?

I

a

n

a - gain

play the s a n e old game,-

-

Window to Window

Piano - Vocal

I

si-lent-ly-

a

-

gree

we

both

like

what

we

see.

I

And

here we are-

this

be -

a-gain...-

the

night

you

Slow - ly ris

-

beck-on

me

ing

pas - don.-

will

to

Piano - Vocal

I

right,

I

light.

Here

Window to Window

and

we go-

a-gain,-----

make sweet l o v e

tak

- ing

off-

un - ti1 the mom

our

shirts-

- ing

and

Window to Window

Piano - Vocal

teas - ing with-

4 rAm

, b 95 b

-

the way-

96 I I

-

we slide our

1

f

\-

guards -

down.

down.

98

P

How we stop and stare.-

pants-

I I

l

d

I

And

The

I

l

-

in

our un

-

things that w

der-wear.

e go through-

to

let our

r

Window to Window

riano - vocal

1

don't

pull d o w n

Please, just

the

one last

shade,

peek.

and

don't turn o u t

I'm

the one-

your

light.

you

seek. A

Let's

Well

PlAN U - V OGAL

No. 5

Fight the Urge

Lyncs by David Pevsner

Music by David Pevsner and Rayme Sciaroni

cue: COACH: "Okay,that's it, guys. Everybody get your butts in the showers... And I mean EVERYBODY !"

Rock tempo

J

= 160

1

Don't.

I

smell of bod-y od-or and your

Copyright 0 1997 by Authors. ALL RIGHTS RESEKV ED

Please

don't.

Don't

do it.

par - ents hav- ing sex.

Think of

Eugh!

real- ly u g - ly girls and the

.

Don't..

I'm em-

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Fight the Urge

Piano - Vocal

I

ev

-

o - lu - tion ov

- er - sight

that

dicks have no brains.

>

SOLO 3:

I

Breathe.

deep - ly.-

Pre - tend you're in the for - est sur - round

Just

-

breathe.

Breathe

ed by tran - quil- i - ty and

-5-

Piano - Vocal

don't have the pow'r-

7

55 Y

I

+ D

I

I

God

Thank

Fight

n

Y

,

n

7

m

rn

I

I

my

for

- trol

fuck - ing

my

glands...-

56

57

I

I

I

I

-

-

I1 I

hands...

Breathe...

the urge.-

I L

Fight Y

3 I

con

S 2:

0

A-

m

I-

I

I

I

I/

D

I

1

I

0

I I

L

I

o1 n

Fight

I

-

the urge.-

D

I

. I

I

Wait ...

the urge.-

S 1:

h r m v A

to

Fight the Urge

I I A

I

-

I I

A

Don't...

I

I

Fight the Urgc

Piano - Vocal

Fight A

No one's here.

the urge.-

(s2:)

Fight

the urge.-

Fight

the urge.-

In m y

Hanes.

Real - ly ug - ly girls.

II

Let

my

mind-

and

bod

y

con - verge.-

II

Let

my

mind-

and

bod

y

con-verge.-

I

Let

my

mind-

and

bod

y

con - verge.-

Fight the Urge

Plano - Vocal

II

Yes,

it's

a

t h r i l l

t's

a

thrill

it's

a

t h r i l l

- er nude.

to

see

Bob

by

Bak

to

see

Bob

by

Bak - er

but

you

but

you

I

Yes,

II

don't un

- der - stand~-

that

point

-

ing is

rude.

Fight

the urge.

II

don't un

- der - stand-

that

point

-

ing is

rude.

Fight

the urge.

I

don't un

- der - stand-

that

point

-

ingis

rude.

Fight

the urge. -

nude,

Fight the Urge

Piano - Vocal

El

,,3:,

S 3:

r

Stop.

I

think - ing.-

The more-

you fo-cus on it... The more-

Oh,

stop.

Stop

the blood is flow-ing... The more-

ALL 3: (falsetto)

1

I

- you feel the rush.

lead go

to

Help!

my pen - cil and my

whole bod - y blush.-

Stop...

It makes the

Fight the Urgt

Piano - Vocal

ls61

I

S 1:

S 3:

Let - ting na- ture hap-pen here could

ru-in my life,

Or get me

punched in the nose,

Or called

ALL 3:

I

I

-

a big fag.

I

So

won- der

I'll

nev

this fight-

if-

- er

be

nor

-

will t a k e its toll?

ma1 and

I

won't have

a

wife.-

-

St: >

still have a

life-

if

I

can

get

my

- self

un

- der con - trol ...-

I

can

Fight the Urge

Piano - Vocal

1

That's

I

the goal.-

Don't

Or

think of

a pole ...-

a hole ...-

-

Hey. Bob- by! Bob - by

sub. p

Bak - er, Bob - by Bak - er. Bob - by

-

I

Bak - er. Bob- by, Bob - by. Bob - by

-

Fight the Urge

Piano - Vocal

breathe...

breathe,

II

wait.

Oh.

Please

wait.

Real-ly ug - ly girls.

ha

ha

ha

minute.Wait un - ti1 I'm at my

Wait a

smell of bod - y

And the

ha

Tran

quil

-

i

-

od

- or.-

ty,

c, lock - er and I've put on rnwanes.-

Shit!

Don't!

It's em - bar-rass-ing.

Wait.

Don't!

Oh,

I

Oh, it's hap-pen-ing, M y

Piano - Vocal

Fight the Urge

116

117

quil

hate this Na - zi

tor-ture.

par

- ents

hav

I

no.-

11"

-

Tran

-

I

m'

I

I/

I

I

1

i

Give

ing

118

I

-

I

ty.

me my fuck-ing tow - el.

sex.

I

No!

-

No!

-

No!

Eugh!

No, no,

No,no,

no.

no.-

Fight the Urge

Piano - Vocal

II

Fight

the

urge.-

nght

the

urge.-

fight

n

Y

I

the

Wait.

Dont.

Stop.

Wait.

Don't.

Stop.

I

I

I

Stop.

urge.-

I I 0

Stop.

iJ

I

Fight

the

urge.-

Fight

the

urge.-

I

I

I

X

I

I

X

X

You're,a

Blood - y nose...

i

I

X

fag-got...

-

Fight the Urgc

Piano - Vocal

II

an

II

an - y - one know-

-

y

an - y

- one k n o w what's

-

one know-

hap

-

p'ning in

what's

hap

-

p'ning in - side.

what's

hap

-

p'ning in

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I am

1

(@?--I

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- side.

- side.

.........................................

a l l a-lone...

(loco)

Piano - Vocal

-

I am

- 16-

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Fight the Urge

Naked Boys Singing!

No. 6

Robert Mitchum

Lyrics by Mark Winkler

Music by Shelly Markham

cue:

APPLAUSE SEGUEfrom #5

Rubato

I

I

must be some - thing

wrong with m e . -

'cause

I don't find in the

least sex- y, all those

calla voce

pret - ty boys with the

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per - fect bods,

pranc - ing a-round like

Hol - ly - wood gods.

Yet,

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Piano - Vocal

ev

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ev

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del

Robert Mitchum

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'ry

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where

book.

that

I

I

care

see.

- toids pumped. And their

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sex

to

see.

ap

look-

I

In

ev

see

those

- peal has my li

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bi

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mov

guys

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wtth

and

their

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Easy 4 - "Soft-shoe tempo"

- ert Mitch - urn.

Piano - Vocal

Robert Mi tchum

know he was a lit - tle beef - y

and

soft,

But

"bitch- in'."

he was

As

for

when he took it

me,

all

1 long for the days when

>>

I

guys-

skin - ny

did -n't look like they

legs-

spent all-

week

at the

gym.

least

When

a

srnid-geon.

Robert Mitchum

Piano - Vocal

some peo-ple say I've

a

real big heart. It's

true, it's true, Oh

God,

1

would have been

i I

hot

back

then; Be - fore the

age

of

im-plants and

col - la

-

gen.-

Easy 4 - "Soft-shoetempo"

As

for

s m o k e d and did a lot of

bad

stuff,

But

when he

act -ed

real

Piano - Vocal

Robert Mi tchum

He

had

me

\

me.

I long for the days when

or

I

would ditch 'em.

g u y s did -nlt drink

fret a

-

bout-

Give me Rob - ert

the

bot- tled

state

Mitch - urn.

of

wat -er,

but bot - tJes of

theh skin. That's

when

Piano - Vocal

Robert Mi tchum 79

Does anybody remember him in "Cape Fear"? 81

7

82

Now,

that

to the

7

was

a

mov - ing

ex

-

ser - i - ous!

per - i-ence.

Bad

3

core,-

he wore. I'll

nev - er

for - get.

and

Piano - Vocal

Robert Mi tchur (straight 8 t h ~ )

A

89

7 3 -

90

know he knew Just

91

When his

bed - room eyes came in

what to

do.

back

I

Mitch - um.

ln the

day-

And I'm

re - a1

of

not

a

-

lone!

to

view.

A

>

5

I

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m e n

,,-

per-fect

You

ten-

Rob - ert

Uke

As

for

Piano - Vocal

I

Robert Mitchum

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us.

Rob - ert Mitch-um. When

We long for the days of

guys came in all siz - e s and

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shapes .

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Some

could

ev-en

get

dates.

and while we're

We long for the days

when

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1

guys weren't so

young.

Or

tall.

or thin.

or per

- fect - ly

done.

8"-Hell, - 1

Piano - Vocal

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Robert Mi tchun

SOLO:

II

let's

be

frank--

-

-

ly hung.

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per - fect

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Back in the days-

ten-

per-fect

ten.

Rob

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Mltch - urn!

Rob

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Mitch - urn!

ert

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I

Per - fect

per - fect

Qr I

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ly

of

I

urn

y I

hung.

re - a1 m e n like

re - a1 m e n like

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Naked Bop Sitgitg!

No. 7

Jack's Song Music by Ben Schaechter

Lyrics by Jim Morgan cue:

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When

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all

those

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Piano - Vocal

I

give my - self

Jack's Soni

a heat. I

seek re

-

lef,

,

,

and pound my

beef.

Rit.

I

sigh,

and

yet

if

I

I

don't

feel

beat my

Reverently - Faster

need an ed - u - ca - tion. You don't

con

-

I breathe a

A tempo

tent - ed

meat.

and

com - plete.

I

just

re

-

You don't

SOLO 2:

need a P. H. D. All you

need is con - cen - tra - tion and the

Piano - Vocal

Jack's Song

-4SOLO 3:

I

rest comes nat - Ira1 - ly.

need col - la - bor - a - tion. Cal- vin

You don't

Kleins, or great phy

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