My Unfortunate Erection

March 11, 2017 | Author: Craig J. Petrocelli II | Category: N/A

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From: “The 25th Annual Putnam County Spelling Bee”

My Unfortunate Erection by WILLIAM FINN

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Alfred Publishing Co., Inc.

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MY UNFORTUNATE ERECTION (Chip’s Lament) Words and Music by WILLIAM FINN Brightly = 168

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