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Money Lines
By Jason Capital
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If
she mentions a drink, alcohol or anything related:
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“You’re just trying to get me drunk, aren’t you.. I’m not that easy.
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If
she mentions the words home, bed or sleep:
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I can’t just go home with you like that. I’m shy..
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If
she asks where we’re going:
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To town. On You. Just kidding. Maybe.
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If
she’s making strong eye contact with you:
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You can stop undressing me with your eyes now, I’m not going to sleep with you tonight.
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If
you’re getting on or making out in a bar where you just met that night:
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Promise me you won’t tell my mom we met in a bar. Just kidding. You’re never gonna meet my mom.
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fter first kiss:
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You have no idea what I’m thinking about doing to you right now.
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If
she asks how if she looks fat in those jeans:
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Hold on, let me see it from the side.
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If
she ever asks for some personal data besides your name, like to see your ID, your address, your email address, etc:
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You’re not a stalker, are you..
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If
she’s playing with her phone in a social environment, open her with:
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So…did he call?
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If
someone asks you and her how you guys know each other, say this incredibly nonchalantly:
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Oh her? I fucked her and never called.
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If
she’s checking her make up in a mirror:
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Yo, you don’t look that bad..
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If
you catch her staring at you, walk over and say:
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So…do you always stare down charming dangerous men, or is it just me..
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If
you’re next to her at the bar:
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Hey…do you think in this day and age it’s OK for a girl to buy a man a drink? Cool. I don’t really think so but since you’re down, I’ll have a .
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If
a random guy comes up to talk to your girl or your girls:
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Yo dude, how do you feel about PG-13 girls? Because this one could be perfect for you..
” (gently nudge away the one you
want in this situation. I know it’s counterintuitive. Let it go, and trust me. It’ll only make her want YOU more.)
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If
she’s with another guy, assume they’re brother and sister entirely, and just play with that. Say:
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You know, it’s really rare to see siblings go out together. Like I love her but I could never go out socially with my little sister. Do you guys go out together a lot?
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hen she tells you what she does, talk about it cool and chill for a minute and then say:
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Yeah, I could never date a ..
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If
she brushes against you:
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So that’s how you do it?
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How you hit on guys, it starts with the incidental body contact, what comes next..
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nytime you reveal something embarrassing about you, it’s really funny to balance the vulnerability with something like:
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Yeah, it’s tough being such a dramatic sex symbol..
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If
she asks how old you are:
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It doesn’t matter, you’re too young for me..
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As
you’re leading her into your apartment building:
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Fine, you can come in, but no funny business…I know how your mind works.
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If
she’s looking at you deep:
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You can strop undressing me with your eyes...I’m not going to sleep with you tonight.
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hen she calls you, sometimes answer:
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You just can’t get enough of me, can you..
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If
you talk with her at a spot, then don’t for a little while, then run into her again later:
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You know, stalking is actually frowned upon in certain cultures..
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If
she ever talks about how guys only give her attention for her body or her boobs or is trying to draw attention to her tits, etc:
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I know, it’s tough out there. I just wish I could meet someone who appreciated me for my mind and ambition, and not just my huge penis.
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If
she’s getting out of line:
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You seriously need to pipe down or I’m going to have to smack you with my giant cock.
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If
she say’s something ridiculous about herself:
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That’s, uhh... I’m not gonna say psycho but….
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If
you think of a good book related to the conversation:
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There’s this book, ...I’d totally tell you to read it if you read books.
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henever you find out where she’s from:
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Ohh, you’re from XX... The last girl I met from XX claimed she wanted 12 kids. You’re not trying to pump out a dozen kids, are you..
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If
she’s dressed provocatively:
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You look like one of those girls my mom used to warn me about..
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If
someone’s talking shit against you, just laugh about it and relaxed, say:
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A lion doesn’t lose sleep over the opinions of sheep. Now let’s talk about something more important. Like you. Or me? No…us.
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If
she’s ever talking about how much girls like you:
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I just learned something about girls when I was younger. If she’s within 6 feet of me for more than 15, maybe 20 minutes, she’s probably gonna end up touching my penis.
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hen you’re introducing her to new people:
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This is , she’s adventurous and fun and smart and can you believe she’s never had sex?
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If
you say something outlandish, follow it up immediately with:
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Oops, was that my outside voice? It’s just words, it was just words, it’s just language, nothing actually changed in the real world, please, everyone, just remain calm. And sexual.
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hen it’s time for her to go, say this out loud like she’s not even there:
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I hate to see her go...but I love to watch her leave.
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hen you’re inviting a girl for plans (The Pauly D):
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Hey, we’re doing X tonight, and I wanted to invite my favorite girl in the world to come... …. but she couldn’t make it, so I figured I’d invite you…
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hen one of her friends comes up, stand next to the girl you’re talking to and look at her friend:
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Hey do you think if me and her got married, I would be the one to divorce her or she would be the one to divorce me?
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hen you want to have some fun role-playing with your girl:
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Let’s play a game tonight. You can be Little Red Riding Hood and I’ll be the Big Bad Wolf.
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hen you’re slow-dancing with your girl:
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Your eyes are mesmerizing right now, did you know that? You should never shut them, not even at night.
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hen you run into her but weren’t expecting to see her:
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Are you stalking me? Because that would be super.
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hen she says something about how confident borderline cocky you are (great place to be):
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HEY. Don’t hate me cuz I’m beautiful…. Love me cuz I don’t know it.
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hen you want to make a first kiss happen quickly:
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I’m going to kiss you right now but don’t worry, I have two fantastic reasons for this. The first is I kind of want to make everyone in here jealous real quick. And the second… Cuz I know it’s going to be amazing.
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hen you’re showing her pictures on your phone and you’re in one of them:
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Wow. I gotta admit...I looked really dashing that day.
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hen you’re taking her on an adventure, smirkingly say:
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Come on, I promise to not be gentle..” and then grab her by the hand, don’t look back.
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hen you’re not gonna see her for a while:
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Don’t worry…you’ll be in all my inappropriate thoughts.
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If
either of you are talking about fashion, at the end, say:
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It’s good but whatever. Clothing is so….overrated.
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hen she reveals or tells you something awesome about her:
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You know, the only comforting thought I have left about you is that I assume you’re a very mediocre kisser….I think that’s the only reason I’m able to resist.
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fter you drape her in cum after sex:
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There….now that’s the best outfit I’ve seen on you yet.
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If
you’re going to do something/get something and you’re leaving her:
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If I’m not back in 3 minutes... wait longer. Cuz you deserve me.
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If
you’re playfully convincing someone to do something, at the end, right before you finish your speech and walk away, conclude it with:
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Think about it. Then say yes. Bye.
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