Legalmente Rubia Musical

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como Elle Woods como Emmett Richmond como Vivian Kensington como Warner Huntington III como Profesor Callahan como Paulette Bonefonté como Brooke Taylor Windham (Pricionera) como Margot (Delta Nu) como Serena (Delta Nu) como Pilar (Delta Nu) como "Dorky" David Kidney (ñoño) como Chutney Windham (Hija Mala)) como Kyle el chico de UPS (Sexy boy) como Enid Wexler (lesbiana) como Sra. Windham Vandermark (Madre de chutney) como Enrique Salvatore

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Delta Nus: Sr. y Sra. Woods: Vendedoras de ropa(oh my god): Bailarin/Cantante (what you want): Estudiantes/ Bailarines/Coro Vocal:

“LEGALMENTE RUBIA” Elle Woods (Witherspoon) es una rubia de California que parece tenerlo todo: es guapísima, muy popular, tiene dinero, una de las mejores notas en su especialidad (diseño y confección) y un novio maravilloso llamado Warner. Sin embargo, todo se derrumba una noche en la que Elle esperaraba que Warner le propusiera matrimonio y en vez de eso la abandona por no considerarla suficientemente seria. Durante la depresión por la ruptura, Elle llega a la conclusión de que asistir a la Facultad de Derecho de Harvard, donde Warner estudia, hará que él se dé cuenta de lo seria que es. Tras mucho esfuerzo, Elle aprueba el examen de acceso y es admitida en la Universidad. Los primeros días se desanima bastante por lo mal que se le trata, especialmente por Vivian, una alumna que resulta ser la prometida de Warner. Sin embargo, tras ser humillada en una fiesta (a la que sólo ella acude disfrazada) y tener una charla con Warner en la que éste pone en duda la inteligencia de Elle, decide adueñarse de la situación y emplearse a fondo en sus estudios. Con la ayuda de una esteticista que conoce en Boston, pone en practica sus recién adquiridos conocimientos de abogacía al hacer que ésta recupere su perro. Elle destaca cada vez más en clase, por eso, cuando la firma de abogados del profesor Callahan necesita alumnos para defender un caso de homicidio, es elegida para formar parte del equipo junto a Warner y a

Vivian. Tienen que defender a Brooke Taylor Windham, la cual había sido acusada de disparar a su marido. Elle la apoya desde el principio ya que ambas pertenecen a la misma hermandad: Delta Nu. Brooke no confía en Callahan, por lo que le dice que mentira, pues no quiere confesar su coartada. Elle la visita a la cárcel y consigue que se la cuente. Resulta que Brooke, de profesión monitora de aerobic, se estaba haciendo una liposucción el día del asesinato. Le pide a Elle que no cuente nada, pues podría arruinar su carrera. Ésta le promete que guardara el secreto. Durante el juicio, Chutney, la hija de la víctima, acusa a su madrastra Brooke de haber cometido el crimen. Además, Enrique, el limpiapiscinas, afirma haber mantenido relaciones con Brooke. Elle descubre que miente y es homosexual debido a su reacción distinta con ell cuando hace “Bend and Snap”. Callahan no le cree pero Emmett, otro de los socios (por el que Elle había comenzado a sentir algo) confía en ella y hace que Enrique confiese. Callahan, impresionado por su descubrimiento y belleza, alaba a Elle e intenta propasarse con ella; por lo que ésta decide abandonar la Facultad. Vivian hace que Elle cambie de idea. Cuando Brooke se entera de lo que Callahan hizo lo despide y contrata a Elle la cual gracias a sus conocimientos de belleza al interrogar a Chutney logra descifrar las circunstancias por las que debió haber pasado en el momento del asesinato y con tantas pruebas en su contra la hace confesar su crimen. Tras este increíble triunfo, Warner se da cuenta de la seriedad que tiene su exnovia, y le propone matrimonio, aunque en realidad sólo lo hace para quedar bien en su familia. Elle le contesta de una forma muy divertida diciéndole estúpido. Dos años después Elle se gradúa con una oferta para trabajar en una importante firma de abogados, además, el día de la graduación, ella pronuncia un inspirador discurso en el que destaca la importancia de creer en uno mismo. Durante estos dos últimos años, Vivian deja a Warner y se convierte en la mejor amiga de Elle, mientras que Warner se gradúa sin novia y sin ninguna oferta de trabajo, Elle mantiene una relación con Emmett quien le propondrá matrimonio. • Acto I • Omigod You Guys • Serious • Daughter of Delta Nu • What You Want • The Harvard Variations • Blood in the Water • Positive • Ireland • Serious (Reprise) • Chip On My Shoulder • So Much Better http://www.allmusicals.com/l/legallyblonde.htm

• Acto II • Whipped Into Shape • Take It Like A Man • Bend and Snap • Gay or European • Legally Blonde • Legally Blonde Remix • Omigod You Guys (Reprise) • Find My Way • Ireland (Reprise)

“LEGALMENTE RUBIA: EL MUSICAL” MARGOT, Dear Elle, He's a lucky guy I'm, like, gonna cry I got tears coming out of my nose Mad props! He's the campus catch You're a perfect match Cause you both have such great taste in clothes Of course he will propose SERENA Dear Elle, Honey maseltav future's taking off Bring that ring back and show it to me PILAR Four carats A princess cut Are you psyched or what?! I just wish i could be there to see ALL THREE GIRLS, When he gets down on one knee ALL GIRLS, omigod omigod, you guys Looks like Elle's gonna win the prize If there ever was a perfect couple, this one qualifies omigod, you guys omigod, this is happening Our own homecoming queen and king Finally she'll be trying on a huge engagement ring for size omigod, you guys omigod! PILAR, Okay, Everybody signed, good Now fall in line And we'll start the engagement parade SERENA, Light candles in single file Dont forget to smile Lose the gum Kate, you look like a maid (Spoken: Sorry!) Now prepare to serenade. omigod omigod, you guys Looks like Elle's gonna win the prize (Spoken) SH! If there ever was a perfect couple, this one qualifi...

(Spoken)SHH! omigod, you... SERENA (Spoken)GUYS, I'M SERIOUS! FRAT GIRL Elle and Warner were meant to be FRAT GIRL #2 Not once has he ever hit on me KATE, (Spoken) SHUT-UP! MARGOT, There just like that couple from Titanic, only no one dies omigod ALL GIRLS Two! Three! Four! Daughter of Delta-Nu Soon to be fiance Now that a man chose you Your life begins today Make him a happy home Waste not his hard earned wage And so he does not roam Strive not to look your age Still in your hour of need Let it be understood No man could supersede, Our sacred bond of sisterhood omigod omigod, you guSPOKEN: "Guy, she's not here." "Bruiser, where is Elle?" (Bark) "She's doesnt have an engagement outfit?" (Bark) "She's totally freaking out?" (Bark) "She's trapped in the old valley mill?" (Bark) "Oh whoops sorry, the Old Valley Mall?!" omigod, dress emergency! SERENA, Don't take the freeway! FRAT GIRL Hey, wait for me! No one should be left alone to dress and to accessorize! omigod, you guys! omigod

omigod omigod omigod omigod ELLE, (Spoken) It's almost there but... (Sung) This dress needs to seal the deal Make a grown man kneel But it can't come right out and say bride Cant look like I'm desperate or Like I'm waiting for it I gotta leave Warner his pride So bride is more implied omigod omigod, you guys All this week I've had butterflies Every time he looks at me its totally proposal eyes omigod you guys So help me dress for my fairytale Cant wear something I bought on sale SERENA, Love is , like, forever. This is no time to economize omigod, you guys SALE WOMAN, (Spoken) Excuse me, have you seen this? It just came in. It's perfect for a blonde. ELLE, (Spoken)Right! With a half lip stitch on china silk? SALE WOMAN, (Spoken) Uh-huh. ELLE, (Spoken) But the thing is, you can't use a half lip stich on china silk. It'll pucker. And you didn't just get this in because I saw it in last May's Vogue FRAT GIRLS, (whisper) omigod omigod, you guys ELLE,

(Spoken) I'm not about to buy last years dress at this years price FRAT GIRLS Elle saw right through that salesgirl's lies ELLE (Spoken) It may be perfect for a blonde, but I'm not that blonde! (Sung) I may be in love but im not stupid Lady, I've got eyes STORE OWNER, (Spoken) omigod, Elle woods (Sung) Sorry, our mistake Courtney, take your break! Just ignore her She hasn't been well Try this! Latest from Milan Go on, try it on I take care of my best clientelle Its a gift from me to Elle ELLE, omigod omigod, you guys This one's perfect and its just my size See, dreams really do come true, you never have to compromise omigod FRAT GIRLS, omigod omigod you guys Let's go home before someone cries If there ever was a perfect couple this one qualifies Cause we love you guys! ELLE: No, I love you guys! FRAT GIRLS, omigod ELLE, omigod ALL GIRLS. omigod You guys! omigod!

WARNER: We both know why we're here I see it in your eyes I guess it calms my fear To know it's not a surprise I thought one look at you Looking like a dream come true Would leave me speechless like you always do

WARNER: All of the amenities

But now we're wide awake We've got some plans to make Let's take some action, baby

BOTH: At least, just like the Kennedys

So, baby, give me your hand I've got some dreams to make true I've got the future all planned It's time to get serious Time to get serious with you ELLE: I never thought that IWARNER: (spoken) Uh, honey, I'm not finished.

ELLE: Yeahh WARNER: Three kids

WARNER: Here's where our lives begin ELLE: Our lives begin WARNER: Just where do you fit in? ELLE: Fit me in!

ELLE: (spoken) Oh, sorry!

WARNER: I'll break it down now, baby So, baby, give me your hand

WARNER: Since I was two or three

ELLE: Oo, whoaa, here's my hand, here's my hand

ELLE: Mmmm

WARNER: I've got some dreams to make true

WARNER: My life was planned out neat

ELLE: We both have dreams to make true

ELLE: Mmmm

WARNER: I'll know that you'll understand

WARNER: I'd get my law degree

ELLE: Oh yes, I understand

ELLE: Yeahh

BOTH: It's time to get serious Time to get serious

WARNER: And then win my senate seat ELLE: Mmmm WARNER: A big white house back east ELLE: Oh, ohh

WARNER: With you Serious ELLE: Serious WARNER: Gotta wake up and take our journey Serious

ELLE: Serious WARNER: I'm telling you as a future attorney ELLE: Oh, oh

Less of a Marilyn, more of a Jackie Serious Somebody classy and not too tacky ELLE: (Spoken) What?! WARNER: Okay, that came out wrong

WARNER: You want the moon and sky Then take it, don't be shy

ELLE: (Sobs)

ELLE: Heyy

WARNER: Baby, let's both be strong

WARNER: Baby, that's why you and I

ELLE: (Sobs)

ELLE: I, you and I

WARNER: I mean, we've known all along

WARNER: Should break up!

ELLE: (Spoken) Just shut up! What does that mean, I'm not a Jackie? I'm not serious? But I am seriously in love with you.

ELLE: Hey, baby, I'll give you my hand, we(Spoken) WHAT?? You're breaking up with me? I thought you were proposing! WARNER: (Spoken) Elle, if I'm gonna be a senator when I'm thirty, I'm gonna need somebody

WARNER: Baby, my future's all planned I've got some dreams to make true I thought that you'd understand It's time to get serious Time to get serious

Serious

(Spoken) Check, please.

Delta Nu: We are daughters of this place nice asses and style Elles Three Friends: We are daughters of this place and not any space to live to many girls! we play games and lie studing goes to your thighs Geek: I love to study Delta Nus: Oh my god you study no wonder your so fat Guys: Look at them they are mine i dont care if they waer underwear soo dont cry girls were livin with

yall Delta Nus: Yeah! but to let you now we are daughters of this place to let you nown let me tell you that we are Straight not gay we dont pay we steal and peal our own bannans beecause we are daughters of delta nus oh oh oh oh you are the sons and we are the daugters so dont get mixed up who do you pick Lowel: Pick me i am good my father is as big as a train i am lucky iam hot with style it might take a whilt to get dressed to have fun thats what it take Delta nus all: YYEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ELLE (Spoken) Wait a sec! This is the kind of girl Warner wants! Someone serious! Someone lawyerly! Someone who wears black when nobody's dead! Girls, I have a completely brilliant plan! (sung)What you want, Warner What you want is me But you need to see me in a brand new domain Well it's plain, Warner In a different setting, you will see you're getting All of this plus a brain! I'll meet you there at Harvard with a book in my hand Big sturdy book, big wordy book Full of words I'll understand And right there is where you'll see it too Warner, what you want is right in front of you! GIRLS What you want ELLE It's clear

ELLE It's clear GIRLS What you want ELLE Right here GIRLS What you want is right in front of you, front of you ELLE Step one, he's off to Harvard law So I get in there too GIRLS Step two!

GIRLS What you want

ELLE Make Warner reassess Impress him with my high IQ

ELLE Right here

GIRLS Step three!

GIRLS What you want is right in front of you, front of you What you want

ELLE We throw a great big wedding ELLE and GIRLS And invite all Delta Nu!

ADVISOR (Spoken) That's great, nice plan. Now can we think this through? Harvard Law School? ELLE (Spoken) I have a 4.0 average. ADVISOR (Spoken) Yeah, in Fashion Merchandising. What makes you think you can do this? ELLE Love! I'm doing this for love! And love will see me through Yes with love on my side, I can't lose And Harvard can't refuse A love so pure and true

Don't lawyers feel love too? ADVISOR (spoken)Even if they do . . . (sung)What you want, sweetheart is no easy

thing If you're going to swing it, it will wreck your senior spring, yeah it's true First, you'll need an LSAT score of more than 174 So no more parties for you You'll need a killer essay, or do not even hope And glowing letters from your betters Any chance you know the pope? Oh, no? Too bad cause that would be a coup And you've got a lot of work in front of you GIRLS What you want ELLE Yes I know GIRLS

What you want ELLE Even so GIRLS What you want is right in front of you, front of you GIRLS What you want (Girl, you go!) What you want ADVISOR (spoken) No, really, go! GIRLS What you want is right in front of you, front of you

FATHER (spoken) Law school? ELLE (spoken) Yes, Daddy, law school! FATHER (spoken) Good God, why? Law school is for boring, ugly, serious people! And you, Button, are none of those things. (sung) What you want, Button, you just say the word! But what you want's absurd and costs a whole lot of swag And hell why? Button, when you can stay right here Pursue a film career MOTHER How 'bout a nice burken bag? FATHER Yes, the east coast is foreign There's no film studios It's cold and dark, no valet parking All the girls have different noses! Christ, BUtton! It's like the damned frontier

ELLE I'm going there for love PARENTS Good God! ELLE A love I have to win I can live without sun or valet I can't just walk away Betray what might have been FATHER Fine, okay, I'll pay your way if you get in! ALL What you want

PARENTS Tell me what's out there that you can't get right here?

PARENTS Make good grades

ELLE Guys, love!

ALL What you want

PARENTS Love?

PARENTS And it's paid

ALL

What you want is right in front of you, front of you

SORORITY GIRL (spoken) Hey everybody, it's the spring fling beer bash extreme! FRAT GUYS (spoken)EXTREME! ADVISOR (spoken) Not for you! Time to study! Go! SORORITY GIRL (spoken) This year's theme: Jamaican me crazy!!! JAMAICAN VOICE What you want, you wanna be out because the sun is warm What you want, you wanna be study-stuck inside your dorm What you want, you wanna be partyin' with us all night long What you want, you wanna be strong ADVISOR (spoken) Be strong! ALL Oh-oh ADVISOR (spoken) 134. Not good enough. Try again. Go! JAMAICAN VOICE What you want, you wanna be groovin' up and shake the room What you want, you wanna be provin' something and to whom What you want, you wanna be wonderin' where you your youth has gone What you want, you wanna hold on ELLE: Hold on! ALL Oh-oh

(spoken) 151. Still not Harvard material. Once again. Go! JAMAICAN VOICE What you want, you wanna be breathing in the healthy air What you want, you wanna be chasing him and he don't care What you want, you wanna ignore the pain of failure What you want, you wanna say sorry, go and hit the road What you want, you wanna . . . *fades out* ELLE Love! I'm doing this for love! And that's how love survives! Here you go, I said no, go away! Right here is where I'll stay Until that happy day That day I hear them say . . . ADVISOR 175 ANGELIC VOICES 175 ELLE 175! ANGELIC VOICES 175, 175!!!

ADVISOR

HARVARD PROFESSOR (spoken) So, gentlemen, Harvard Law grants admission to Adam Cohen and Sandick Padamena. And now, Ms. Elle Woods, who was kind enough to send in a headshot. OTHER PROFESSOR

(spoken) We should admit her, for reasons of, um . . . multiculturalism! PROFESSORS (spoken) Multiculturalism! HARVARD PROFESSOR (spoken) Oh gentlemen, please! Get a hold of yourselves! Oh, look at that! Oh, what a shame! She didn't bother sending in a personal essay! SORORITY GIRL (spoken) How's this for a personal essay? GIRLS What you want!

ELLE and GIRLS Thank you!

HARVARD PROFESSOR Goodness me!

JET BLUE PILOT Thank you!

GIRLS What you want!

GIRLS This is what Elle Woods inspires Everyone admires her And Harvard should too!

HARVARD PROFESSOR Security! GIRLS What you want is right in--

HARVARD PROFESSOR (spoken) This is NOT a personal essay!

ELLE I'm what you want, Harvard I'm the girl for you!

GIRLS No, an essay's so boring and so much does not fit So we're appearing live, right here Making clear you must admit That Elle Woods should join the chosen few Harvard, what you want is right in front of--

ELLE and GIRLS And to prove it's true

ELLE May I approach!

ELLE We all flew here on Jet Blue

GIRLS Uh-huh! Oh yeah! Go Elle!

HARVARD PROFESSOR (spoken) Who are you?

HARVARD PROFESSOR (spoken) Now see here, Ms. Woods! You can't just barge in here with singing and dancing and ethnic movement. This is a very flashy presentation, but I still don't see one reason to admit you! ELLE How about love? Have you ever been in love? Cause if you have, you'll know That love never accepts a defeat No challenge it can't meet No place it cannot go Don't say no to a woman in love Don't laugh when I say love Don't think that I'm naive

Because even a person who's smart Can listen to their heart Can listen and believe So believe in what love can achieve Do you believe? PROFESSOR (spoken) I do! ELLE Do you believe? PROFESSOR (spoken) Me too! ALL Yes, we believe in love! How 'bout you? HARVARD PROFESSOR (spoken) Welcome to Harvard! ALL (cheers) What you want What you want What you want is right in front of you, front of you What you want What you want What you want is right in front of you, front of you What you want What you want What you want What you want!

EMMETT (spoken) Hello. I'm Emmett Forrest. Welcome to the hallowed halls of Harvard Law. Uh, let's go around and share a bit about yourselves. AARON (spoken) Aaron Sholtz. (sung) I won a Fulbright and a Rhodes I write financial software codes But that's a challenge I've outgrown How many yachts can one man own? Some say that I'm a pompous creep Somehow I don't lose that much sleep Why bother with false modesty? Harvard's the perfect place for me STUDENTS Pretty impressive, good to know Welcome to Harvard What's up? Yo! SUNDY (spoken) Sundy Pagrowell Pommadon, but you may call me "your majesty." (sung) In my country My word was law But then I flee Because of stupid "coup d'etat" But here I learn I make new friends And soon return In bullet-proof Mercedes Benz

STUDENTS Pretty impressive, good to know Welcome to Har-ENID (spoken) ENID HUPES! (sung) I did the peace corps overseas Inoculating refugees In family clinics that I built myself From mud and trees I fought to clean up their lagoons And save their rare endangered loons And led a protest march against insensitive cartoons STUDENTS Pretty impressive, good-ENID But now I'm on the legal track Because this country's out of whack And only women have the guts to go and take it back We'll make the government come clean And get more people voting green And really stick it to the phallocentric war machine

ELLE (spoken) I love your top! It is so fatigue chic! Anyone know where I can find Criminal Law 101 with Professor Callahan and Warner Huntington the Third? EMMETT (spoken) It's in Houser. Over there, second building on the left. ELLE (spoken) Thanks! AARON I won a Fulbright and a Rhodes I write financial software codes Harvard's the perfect place for me SUNDY In my country My word was law

Harvard's the perfect place for me ENID I did the peace corps overseas Inoculating refugees Harvard's the perfect place for me STUDENTS

Harvard's the perfect place for-ELLE Warner! STUDENTS Ha-a-a-a-a ELLE (spoken) Scuse me! STUDENTS Ha-a-a-a-a

WARNER (spoken) Elle? ELLE (spoken) Omigod, Warner? I totally forgot you go here!

ELLE (spoken) Pardon me! STUDENTS Ha-a-a-a-a ELLE (spoken) Comin' through! STUDENTS Harvard's the perfect place for me! Pretty impressive, good to know Welcome to Harvard