Latest Sex Positions

LATEST SEX POSITIONS

Heaving Position

For the larger couple, this position is a winner. Heftier types do well to avoid gut-to-gut coupling-because penetration alone like this is a miracle-and should go for rear-entry or spoons instead. This take on standing rear-entry sex allows the lady to balance on one leg and bend forward to enhance G-spot sensation, while a free hand can be used to fiddle with his ass. Fish-Style Sex

If you're feeling adventurous, or perhaps you're both drunk and don't have a choice, try making love to each other without the use of your arms or your legs. This forces you to slither over each other, and to use tiny pelvic squeezes rather than piston-like in-and-out thrusting. To really make it tricky, you can handcuff each other first-see our open-minded friends at the left. Just make sure you can sing out to the neighbors to release you from the shackles when you're both done.

Do the Slide

This position will earn you kudos with your lady simply for being able to carry it off. You kneel down and lift her legs up to your shoulders, then angle your cock down until it slides into her. Standard penetration in this position is difficult given your angled cock; this one's a grinder. The rush of blood to her head will give the sex a spacy feel, but be careful to ensure that you don't carry on for too long. She'll get a headache. Needless to say, a long penis is a prerequisite. Rats!

Deeper Inside

If you want full penetration, it's guaranteed here, where she lies on her back with legs pulled up, and you hold them in place with your arms. Her ankles rest on your shoulders. It's also perfect for those nights when she feels like playing out a "dominant man, submissive lady" fantasy, as you'll be totally in charge of the depth and the speed.

Cubicle Nookie

Tired of routinary rumble on the sheets? Try the hardwood of your office desk. With a macho sweep of your arm, clear your work shrine of all undesirable office stuff and sit your lady love on it atop a couple of fluffy pillows, facing you with legs splayed. Your place would be on your swivel chair with your lips in line with hers (if you get the drift). While you're busy, she could help out some more and slip her toes down to your thighs and give you a nice massage. Contact of all parts involved would probably free your mind of any other concerns - like the boss walking in.

Bump and Grind

Rather than just going in and out when having sex, try leaving your cock deep within her and moving your hips in a figure-of-eight pattern instead. This will provide pleasant friction for her as you grind your body against her pubic area, but leave your sensitive glans relatively unstimulated, thus delaying your inevitably premature climax.

Blind in the Buff If you fancy some mystery love games involving blindfolds, the best ones to use are the type you get free during long flights. This'll save you having to mess around with scarves, which usually end up hanging uselessly around your neck anyway and generally getting themselves in the road. If you're both "blind," you can enjoy the sensuality of exploring and pleasuring each other's bodies by touch alone. Or, remove your blindfold and be amused by her silly ways...

Bicycle Love

If you harbor fantasies about being used and abused by a randy temptress for her own pleasure, then this hits the bullseye without the need to spend money on handcuffs. You lie on your back with your knees drawn up, as though preparing to do that odd "bicycling in the air" routine PE teachers used to be so keen on. She squats down on your penis and lifts herself up and down to provide the action. She can set the pace and, as she's not looking at you, can indulge in any "faceless" fantasies she chooses.

Bathtime Frolic

The best way to have sex in a bath is to lie back so that your head is at the opposite end to the taps. Your lover then shimmies on top of you, keeping her knees directly above yours so they don't get jammed painfully against the enamel sides. You wedge your toes against the far end of the bath and then rock slowly back and forth. Any attempt to get vigorous will backfire, so keep it slow and easy.

The Cave of Delights

Simple, but oh-so-effective. She takes a gulp of a warm (never ever hot!) drink, or something with ice in it, or something fizzy-champagne, Diet Coke-holds it in her mouth, then gobbles you off. If you're really good in her books - perhaps you've saved a small puppy from drowning - she'll alternate from one beverage to another.

Quickie in the Alley

If the urge for quick sex outdoors takes your fancy, then make sure neither of you has to lie on the ground amid all the grime and litter of an alleyway. Instead, lean her back against a wall-she wraps her legs around your thighs, while you busily pump away. Although short on foreplay and clitoral stimulation for your lady, this should be high on excitement for both participants.

The Ankle Binding

To slow things down, try this "soft bondage" position. She sits on top of you, then you both lean back until you're holding each other's ankles. It's actually not as athletic as it looks - see right - and you can hold each other's calves instead if the ankles are too much too ask. Once you get going, she does most of the rocking back and forth, but you can pull her deeper by tugging on her legs. Leaning back will help her feel wanton, and because it's a slow one, she'll feel more romantic and cherished.

Polished Helmet

Vigorous rear-entry stylings often lead to your lover's bounce-butting your headboard. Ouch! Which is why a well-placed safety helmet can take the pain out of the proceedings. Make sure you wear one too (it'll make her feel less self-conscious, plus it adds a little kink to everything) and plough away without fear. Knee pads defeat carpet burn, too.

The Approach From Behind

Perfect for those unfortunate enough to have a bum knee, a sore back, or an ugly girlfriend. Tuck up nice and tight behind your slumbering lady and lightly stroke her thighs and belly while nuzzling her neck and shoulders-she's sure to erupt goose bumps and snuggle back into you like a love-starved child. But be sure that she's good to go before you make your move or else you run the risk of a night on the couch. Once things are moving, keep tabs on your flailing legs to avoid nasty friction burns courtesy of your cheap nylon sheets.

The Shunting Yard

"I am the Fat Controller!" Bellow out your new monicker as you move the lady-train in front of you around your mock rail yard. Start in the bedroom, take her past the sala, by the kitchen, and out to the patio or backyard. Clasp your arms around her midriff and keep your thighs pressed against her buttocks. Feel free to use your roaming digits to stoke her engine; just make sure to mutter chug-a-chug-a-chug noises and yell "All aboard" before coming on her caboose.

Eternal Triangle

There's little doubt that this is one for the men, but if performed with enthusiasm it would bring a smile to the lady's face too.

No penetration is involved - making this appropriate for those lacking condoms, say - but the combination of a gentle fondling and a view to die for make it a guaranteed success. First, the man lies face-up on the bed. Next, his partner straddles his head, and gently provides relief with her hand. Meanwhile, the gentleman is able to sit back, relax, and enjoy a stimulating view of his girl's undercarriage. Alternatively, he could reciprocate and get busy with his tongue. It goes without saying that under no circumstances should this maneuver be attempted after a strong curry or Mexican cuisine.

Kitchen Crunch

It doesn't have to be a logistical problem when you suddenly find yourself throbbing with The Urge and still chewing your dinner. Stay in the warm comfort of the kitchen and bang away. Lay your lady down on a counter with her legs dangling off the edge, her feet braced against your shoulders. Position yourself at the "receiving" end of the counter, facing your girl. It would help if some jam bottles are within your reach. Smear some raspberry or maybe mango jam on her smooth stomach and have your dessert before getting the pump going.

Back-rub Sub

It isn't encouraging if, in answer to your groping, she turns her back to you saying it's a jumble of painful knotted muscles-so, not tonight dear. There's hope, though. Lie on her stomach with her head and arms hanging off the edge of the bed. Get behind her and give her a back rub-without copping a feel. After all she's relaxed, slowly wheedle your way between her legs and gently take her from behind. If you do it right, her backache would be a just a myth to her after the ride. Back Flip 3

You sit on the bed, legs out. She mounts you then arches backward. It's a triple whammy; she has to do all the work; the stretch will make her Malteser-enhanced paunch disappear; and you get to watch your soldier doing the old in-out, in-out. Back Flip 2

You sit on the bed, legs out. She mounts you then arches backwards. It's a triple whammy: She has to do all the work, the stretch will make her chocolate-enhanced paunch disappear, and you get to watch your little soldier doing the old in-out, in-out. Back Flip

You'll have to start with an easy "spoons" position. For the uninitiated, that means getting your woman to lie on her side so you can sidle up behind her and penetrate at your leisure. Work up some decent friction to get ready for your next maneuver - a dead member won't be able to carry this off. Carefully but steadily, flip onto your back, taking her with you and maintaining cock contact. She should now be flat on her back, on top of your stomach. Although this may be tricky if you're lacking in length or she's overloaded with poundage, for most men this provides the ultimate in sexual stimultion. Back View

There's no one more willing and daring in bed than a chick who's had a bottle too many of the hard stuff. Unfortunately, a spray of the same stuff could exit out of said chick at a most inopportune time. This, though, could still prove to be a win-win situation for you. Lie flat on your back and let her sit on you (and you know where exactly) facing your feet. You could even coax her into bending over while humping to lick your toes, if you're into that kind of thing. And while she's doing that, let your fingers lose on her cute bouncing behind. That way, when she feels that urge to suddenly empty her alcohol-drenched dinner, your body will be safe from the fountain. Beanbag Bang-up

This is perfect for you, if you're a couch potato who's been moulding on your beanbag so long that it's shaped like your ass. Sit back on your leather beanbag. Then let your lady slowly lower herself on your lap facing you, make sure she has exact aim at your penis. When you're in, get her to happily grind away. And while getting worked up, you may amuse yourself by doing the French thing with your tongues or squeezing her cute butt. Banana Lounge

Few positions offer such deep penetration. Simply "fold" your partner's leg back and place it on your shoulder - see picture. Rock gently at first before building up to greater gusto - no one wants to do a hammy mid-root. She will need to be well-wet for this position, too, so use your free hand to stroke the boobs. And make sure you switch legs to ensure supple quadriceps all round. Banana Split

Although with a slight degree of difficulty with your lady, this sweet-tooth position gets you in way, was deep to your heart's content. Simply lie on one side facing your partner while she relaxes on her back. Gently position her legs so that one leg is between both of yours and the other, over your waist. To get the right-angled penetration just right, gently rock to and fro until you're snugly parked. And then get down to business. Tantric tussle

If your partner has difficulty reaching orgasm, one method used in Tantric sex is for her to press the soles of her feet together during lovemaking. Obviously, this can only be done in certain positions, with the best being her sitting on top of you, facing away. She can also easily stimulate her clitoris with a hand in this position. Other simple Tantric tricks for getting a woman off include keeping your breathing in time with each other. The Wallflower

In classic knee-trembler style you do her, back to the wall, legs wrapped around you. You're standing up, which means your blood pressure falls, so your erection lasts longer and it'll feel more explosive when you eventually spaff your load. Plus, it's dirty. The Hoist

Take the sort of thick sash you want with a luxury bathrobe, fold it in half, knot the ends and loop it under her hips. Then hold on tight and lift as you do her doggy-style. Yes, it'll leave your arms aching, but the extra deep penetration compensates for the burn. The Seated Lady

If you can't wait to get into the bedroom, you can still have plenty of fun in the lounge. Sit in a comfy chair with her on your lap, facing away, and while she bobs up and down, you play with her breasts or clit from behind. Even better, she can lean forward to get the right angle for hitting the G-spot while you plant soft nice kisses on the back of her neck. Sensitive! Wheelie Sex

If you're working late and you fancy a spot of sex in the office, get her to kneel on your swivel chair, then plug yourself in from behind. The soft cushion of the chair will be easy on her kneecaps, thus stopping the curse of carpet burns, and you can wheel her around for mouthy treats. Just be careful not to stray near the security cameras. The spinner

Known to most Filipinos as "the helicopter," this move offers pleasure by any name.

Lie back on the bed while your girl mounts you, cowgirl style. Then she slowly twists around 360 degrees, all the while impaled on your diamond-cutter. The sensation is nothing like you've ever experienced-like eating at a revolving restaurant.

The snorkel doggy

If you get frisky in the sea on our holidays, try this. You both wade in about waist-deep, and she bends over, immersing a facemask and snorkel under the surface. You stand behind her and take her doggy style. It’ll look discreet from a distance, and she gets to peep at fish while being shafted, which won’t happen every day. Try it between more vigorous positions.