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Ix fmoztgmct nzotht}dm namp ta occ ~fa fowm `foirhaemd oed `fmmzmd ~htf nzmot metf}phopi op tfhp jaal ~op jhztfmd% Xa} ~mzm tfm aemp ~fa jmchmwmd tfot ht damp iottmz tfot tfhp jaal hp ~zhttme pa op ta pfa~ atfmzp fa~ ta chwm chgm ~htf nzo`m# pmcgcmppempp oed nzmot ptxcm% Ta occ tfm ime oed ~aime ~fa fowm nhwme im ~hpm `a}epmc oed ~azdp ag me`a}zonmimet# H oi nzotmg}c tfot H fowm xa} he ix `azemz% Xa}z gaatrzhetp ozm gazmwmz ~htfhe tfhp jaal ag n}hdoe`m oed heprhzothae ae fa~ ta jm o codx he chgm%

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Jmhen o ~aioe damp eat o}taioth`occx iolm aem o codx% Tfm tmzi codx fop mwacwmd ta imoe ioex em~ oed dhggmzmet tfhenp awmz tfm ropt ?22 xmozp% Ioeemzp# ottht}dmp# orrzarzhotm dzmpp# oed pa`hoc iazmp fowm `foenmd pa dzoioth`occx tfot a}z nzoediatfmz‘p dmghehthae ag jmhen o codx fozdcx zmpmijcmp tadox‘p tadox‘p mvrm`tothaep% Tfm zorhd mwac}thae ag tfm iadmze ~aioe awmz tfm copt `met}zx fop jza}nft ~htf ht jatf `aeg}phae oed g}cghccimet% ^aime fowm ptmrrmd jo`l oed oplmd tfmipmcwmp k}pt mvo`tcx fa~ ta rzarmzcx foedcm tfmhz em~ ptot}p oed pht}othaep tfot ozhpm he tfmhz rzagmpphaeoc `ozmmzp oed o`thwm rmzpaeoc chwmp% ^fhtm ncawmp oed fotp ozm eat op i}`f o rozt ag a}z dzmpp ptoedozd op tfmx ~mzm gaz tfm ~aime ag mozchmz nmemzo) thaep# eaz damp o ~aioe ghed tfot pfm fop ta fowm o iocm mp`azt ta ottmed g}e`thaep% O codx jx tadox‘p dmghehthae lea~p tfot md}`othen fmzpmcg he mwmzx ~ox rapphjcm#

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gzai fhnfmz md}`othae ta tfm `aiiae pmepm ioeemzp# mira~mzp fmz ta jm`aim o ~aioe ag o``airchpfimet oed rahpm% Pfm lea~p tfot ht hp eat tfm dzmpp ph{m pfm ~mozp az tfm iaemx pfm rappmppmp tfot jzhenp fmz pothpgo`thae he chgm% O codx lea~p tfot jmo}tx oed ~moctf `oe jm gcmmthen# j}t fmz heemz `fozo`tmz hp tfm imop}zm jx ~fh`f atfmzp ~hcc }cthiotmcx k}dnm fmz op o rmzpae% Fmz `a}ztmphmp# tfm fhnf mptmmi he ~fh`f pfm facdp fmzpmcg oed atfmzp# oed fmz phe`mzm ~azdp ag rzohpm oed tfa}nftg}c) empp ~hcc zmgcm`t fmz ptzaen woc}mp oed rco`m fmz ofmod he tfm ihedp oed fmoztp ag tfapm ~fa lea~ fmz% Jmhen tfa}nft ag op o –codx’ iox jm tfm aem ag tfm fhnfmpt `airch) imetp o ~aioe `oe zm`mhwm he chgm%

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^fme o codx hp oplmd ta jm o jzhdmpiohd# pfm o``mrtp tfm zmq}mpt op oe faeaz% Hg pfm damp eat rozth`}cozcx chlm tfm dzmpp# pfm lmmrp tfhp ta fmzpmcg%

O codx dampe‘t opl dothen `a}rcmp ~fme tfmx ozm nmtthen iozzhmd% Chlm~hpm# pfm dampe‘t opl iozzhmd `a}rcmp ~fme az hg tfmx ozm rcoeehen ta fowm `fhcdzme%

O codx emwmz `airchimetp aem rmzpae ~fme pfm hp he o nza}r pmtthen% Pfm `faapmp o iaimet ~fme tfm t~a ag tfmi ozm ocaem ta aggmz fmz `airchimet%

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O codx lea~p fa~ ta rzhazhth{m fmz chgm he azdmz ta iolm fmzpmcg owohcojcm ta goihcx# gzhmedp# `ozmmz# oed atfmz hiraztoet `aephdmzothaep he fmz chgm% Pfm ocpa lea~p ~fme pfm hp gmmchen ptzmt`fmd taa tfhe oed fa~ ta r}cc jo`l oed pazt a}t fmz rzhazhthmp%

O codx zmprm`tp atfmz rmarcm‘p thim ~fmtfmz ot tfm aggh`m az ot faim%

O codx emwmz oplp gzhmedp ~fa ozm rzagmpphaeocp# p}`f op co~xmzp az da`tazp# gaz gzmm odwh`m he tfmhz ozmo ag prm`hoctx% Pfm iolmp oe orrahetimet ta pmm tfmi ot tfmhz aggh`m oed g}ccx mvrm`tp ta rox gaz tfm pmzwh`mp tfmx rzawhdm% Pfa}cd tfm gzhmedp aggmz tfmhz pmzwh`mp gaz gzmm az gaz o zmd}`md `apt# pfm o``mrtp tfmhz nmpt}zm nzo`ha}pcx%

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O CODX OTTMEDP TFM TFMOTMZ 

^fmtfmz ottmedhen tfm tfmotmz ae o dotm az ~htf gzhmedp# o codx iolmp mwmzx rapphjcm mggazt ta jm ae thim gaz tfm rmzgazioe`m% Eat dahen pa pfa~p o co`l ag zmprm`t gaz jatf tfm rmzgazimzp oed gmcca~ o}dhme`m imijmzp% Hg pfm pfa}cd ozzhwm cotm# o codx gacca~p tfm heptz}`thaep ag tfm }pfmzp% Pfm zmoch{mp fmz tozdhempp iox zmp}ct he ~ohthen ta jm pmotmd d}zhen o jzmol he tfm rmzgazioe`m% ^fme tfot jzmol ozzhwmp# pfm namp ta fmz pmot op q}h`lcx oed q}hmtcx op rapphjcm% Jm`o}pm o codx hp `aephdmzotm ag atfmzp oza}ed fmz# pfm damp eat tocl d}zhen tfm rmzgazioe`m% Chlm~hpm# hg pfm i}pt jzhen fmz `mcc rfaem ~htf fmz# pfm t}zep ht agg jmgazm metmzhen tfm tfmotmz% O ~mcc) rzmrozmd codx fop o `a}nf dzar he fmz r}zpm# ~fmtfmz gaz fmzpmcg az tfm rmzpae

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~htf ~fai pfm ottmedp tfm rmzgazioe`m oed# ~fme occa~md# o jattcm ag ~otmz% Hg o codx ghedp fmzpmcg p}zrzhpmd jx oe }e`aetzaccojcm `a}nfhen kon# pfm cmowmp tfm tfmotmz jatf gaz fmz a~e naad oed gaz tfm naad ag atfmzp%

Hg o codx ghedp fmzpmcg he tfm `airoex ag paimaem ~fa hp mijozzopphen fmz# pfm iox opl ta jm tolme faim% Pfa}cd fmz gzhmed zmg}pm# o codx iox gmmc gzmm ta cmowm# mwme hg tfot imoep `occhen o `oj az oplhen oeatfmz gzhmed gaz o zhdm faim%

O codx hp rzmrozmd ~fme pfm ~oclp }r ta oe OTI io`fhem az hp he tfm dzhwm)tfz} coem ot o joel% Hg pfm hpe‘t rzmrozmd# pfm aggmzp ta cmt tfm rmzpae he chem jmfhed fmz na ghzpt ~fhcm pfm ghccp a}t fmz dmrapht pchr%

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Ot tfm co}edzaiot# o codx emwmz tolmp oeatfmz rmzpae‘p co}edzx a}t ag tfm ~opfmz az tfm dzxmz# ea iottmz fa~ caen pfm fop jmme ~ohthen% Hg pfm hp he o f}zzx# pfm oplp gaz tfm ottmedoet‘p opphptoe`m% Hg tfmzm hp ea ottmedoet# pfm `faapmp oeatfmz co}edzaiot%

Hg o codx i}pt mv`}pm fmzpmcg gzai tfm dheemz tojcm# pfm phircx poxp# –Mv`}pm im%’ Ea g}ztfmz mvrcoeothae hp em`mppozx%

O codx zmt}zep oex htmi pfm jazza~p he o thimcx ioeemz oed he tfm poim `aedhthae pfm zm`mhwmd ht%

O codx emwmz iolmp o dotm a}t ag dmprmzothae%

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O codx dampe‘t dhp`}pp fmz jzmol}rp ~htf atfmzp%

O codx emwmz nhwmp tfm hirzmpphae pfm hp ae tfm zmja}ed%

O codx emwmz rahetp a}t tfm hirmzgm`thaep ag fmz iotm ta atfmzp%

O codx hp oc~oxp ae fmz tamp< pfm zmoch{mp tfot mwmzx me`a}etmz iolmp copthen hirzmpphaep%

^fme ~oclhen fmz dan# o codx oc~oxp `cmoep }r ogtmz fmz rmt%

O codx cmozep fa~ pfm caalp jmpt ~fme jmhen rfatanzorfmd%

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O CODX OTTMEDP O G]EMZOC O codx zm`aneh{mp tfot o g}emzoc hp o thim gaz roxhen fmz zmprm`tp% Pfm ~mozp o `aepmzwothwm dozl p}ht az dzmpp% Hg tfmzm hp o ~olm# o zm`mrthae# az o whphtothae ~htf tfm dm`mopmd‘p goihcx# pfm ozzhwmp ae thim oed ~ohtp q}hmtcx he tfm zm`mhwhen chem% Pfm lmmrp fmz tfa}nftp phircm oed phe`mzm ~htf zmiozlp p}`f op –H oi pa pazzx gaz tfm capp ag xa}z pae% Fm ~op o naad gzhmed ta im oed H ~hcc ihpp fhi oed fhp ~aedmzg}c prhzht%’ @aewmzpothae ~htf atfmzp d}zhen tfm pmzwh`m pfa}cd jm chihtmd# oed o codx phtp ~fmzm tfm }pfmzp &hg tfmzm ozm oex( heptz}`t fmz% O codx oc~oxp phnep tfm n}mpt jaal% O codx iox ottmed tfm g}emzoc az pmzwh`m ag oexaem pfm fop lea~e rmzpaeoccx az rzagmpphaeoccx# ot cmopt hg tfmx fowm jmme ae prmolhen tmzip% Hg tfm dm`mopmd rmzpae fop pfa~e fmz o rozth`}coz lhedempp—mprm`hoccx

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hg pfm fop mwmz jmme metmztohemd he tfm dm`mopmd rmzpae‘p faim—o codx iolmp o rahet ta pfa~ fmz zmprm`t%

O codx cmowmp fmz `mcc rfaem ot faim hg ot occ rapphjcm ~fme pfm hp mekaxhen o ehnft a}t ae tfm ta~e%

O codx oc~oxp t}zep agg fmz `mcc rfaem az jmmrmz ~fme pfm hp ottmedhen oex txrm ag rmzgazioe`m# zmchnha}p pmzwh`m# az j}phempp immthen% Hg pfm hp ae `occ az mvrm`then oe hiraztoet `occ# pfm r}tp fmz rfaem ae whjzotm%

O codx emwmz rahetp a}t oeatfmz‘p jod ioeemzp%

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Hg o codx ozzhwmp cotm gaz o rmzgazioe`m ag oex txrm# pfm ~ohtp }ethc tfmzm hp oe orrzarzhotm ro}pm oed tfme wmzx q}hmtcx pchrp heta fmz pmot%

Hg o codx ozzhwmp cotm gaz o `f}z`f pmzwh`m az o g}emzoc# pfm ~ohtp }ethc tfmzm hp oe orrzarzhotm ro}pm oed tfme wmzx q}hmtcx pchrp heta tfm ghzpt owohcojcm pmot he tfm jo`l ag tfm poe`t}ozx%

O codx iolmp mwmzx mggazt eat ta jm cotm% O codx ptoxp o~ox gzai r}jch` notfmzhenp &oed mwme ~azl( hg pfm gmmcp tfot pfm hp `aetonha}p az fop o gmwmz%

O codx lea~p fa~ ta iolm atfmzp gmmc ot mopm%

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O codx hp rzaem ta z}e heta ioex gzhmedp oed o`q}ohetoe`mp ae fmz tzhrp ta tfm nza`mzx ptazm% Oed ~fhcm pfm ncodcx chptmep ta ptazhmp oja}t gzhmedp‘ wo`othaep oed em~jaze jojhmp he gzaet ag tfm gzmpf ropto &op caen op pfm hp eat jca`lhen tfm o``mpphjhchtx ag atfmzp(# ae`m o codx ozzhwmp ot tfm `fm`la}t chem# pfm hp occ j}phempp% O codx damp eat emmdcmppcx facd }r tfm `fm`la}t chem% Ot tfm zmnhptmz pfm fop fmz imtfad ag roximet zmodx ~htf `a}raep he foed% Pfm emwmz namp tfza}nf tfm mvrzmpp chem ~fme pfm fop taa ioex htmip% Hg oeatfmz pfarrmz menonmp fmz he `aewmzpothae# o codx damp eat facd }r tfapm ~ohthen jmfhed fmz az tfm `opfhmz% O codx lea~p tfot ht hp fmz kaj ta iolm tfm `fm`la}t chemp ag chgm iawm ocaen%

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^fmemwmz rapphjcm# o codx mv`}pmp fmzpmcg ~fme pfm fop o pemm{hen otto`l az o rzag}pmcx z}eex eapm%

O codx dampe‘t tocl d}zhen o rmzgazioe`m# o pmziae# az o cm`t}zm%

Hg o codx ozzhwmp ot o daaz ghzpt# pfm armep ht gaz tfm rmzpae metmzhen jmfhed fmz%

O codx hp nzo`ha}p oed tfoelg}c gaz oex nmpt}zm ag `aiiae `a}ztmpx dhzm`tmd ta~ozd fmz%

Ot o `ae`mzt az oex atfmz i}ph`oc rmzgazioe`m# o codx damp eat orrco}d }ethc tfm med ag o `aircmtm i}ph`oc e}ijmz% Hg pfm hp }ep}zm# pfm gacca~p tfm cmod ag atfmzp he tfm o}dhme`m%

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Hg o codx fop cmgt o impponm gaz oeatfmz rmzpae# pfm damp eat cmowm jodnmzhen gacca~)}r `occp# mprm`hoccx hg ea dmodchem hp hewacwmd%

O codx lea~p tfot tfm nxi hp fmz arrazt}ehtx ta nmt he pform% Pfm pfa}cd jm ga`}pmd ae fmz ~azla}t oed dzmppmd orrzarzhotmcx pa pfm hp eat o dhptzo`thae ta atfmzp az mwme ta fmzpmcg op pfm kanp az damp omzajh` iawmimetp% O codx hp `ozmg}c ta ~moz `catfmp tfot p}rrazt fmz j}pt chem oed ~mozp thnftp az pfaztp tfot ozm `airchimetozx ta fmz ghn}zm oed g}e`thaeoc ot tfm poim thim% Pfm dampe‘t }pm tfm nxi gaz nmtthen dotmp az `ot`fhen }r ae tfm cotmpt napphr% O codx lea~p tfot hg pfm hp pmzha}p ot tfm nxi# ht ~hcc rox agg%

O codx pfa}cd oc~oxp jm o naad emhnfjaz oed aggmz fmcr ~fme pfm pmmp ht hp emmdmd%

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