Honey Heist

 

It’s HoneyCon 2018. You are about to undertake The Greatest Heist the World World Has Ha s Ever Seen. Two Two things: thi ngs: You have a complex plan that requires precise planning. You are a

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Roll 3d6 to determine your Des  Descrip cripttor , your Role, and your Species/Skill. D ES C R I P T O R

You have two stats: Bear  and  and Criminal. Both start at 3. Use Bear  to:  to: maul stuff, stuff, run ru n and climb climb,, shrug off damage, scare people, and generally do bear stuff. Use Criminal to: do anything not directly related to being a bear.

When you act (and the outcome is in doubt) roll doubt) roll a D6. If it’s equal to or under the relevant stat, you succeed. If it’s over, you fail. If you’re using your species’ Skill or doing do ing something covered by your Role, roll 2 dice and use the lowest.

S P E CI ES

Rookie

Grizzly  (terrify) Grizzly

Washed-up

Polar  (swim)

HEY GAMEMASTER!

Retired

Panda (eats anything that looks like bamboo)

Un-hinged

Black (climb)

When a player rolls dice and the lowest dice they roll is a 6, introduce a twist or unseen complication intoo proceedings. int procee dings.

Slick

Sun  (sense honey) Sun

Incompetent

Honey Badger  (carnage)

ROLE

Muscle

Hacker 

Brains

Thief 

 Driver   Driv er 

FRUSTRATION When the plan fails and you run into difficulty difficul ty,, move one point p oint from Criminal  into Bear .

Face

p lan goes off withou w ithoutt a hit h itch, ch, GREED When the plan move one point from Bear  into  into Criminal.

Name your bear, if you want. You’re not a talking bear, per se, but you can sort of mangle human speech through your bear mouth, maybe? (You can talk to each other, though.)

You can voluntarily voluntarily move one o ne point po int from Bear  to  to Criminal b  byy doing a flashback scene in which you and the other bears plan out the heist over coffee and cigarettes in the back room of a seedy bar. You can voluntarily voluntarily move one o ne point po int from Criminal t  too Bear  by  by eating a load of honey.

BONUS HAT TABLE

Roll 1d8 to determine what Ha Hatt you’re wearing. This is optional, but extremely fabulous. fabulou s.

Trilby Cowboy

Top Hat Fez

Bowler  Crown

Flat Cap Roll Twice

If your Criminal stat ever reaches 6, you are lured lure d into a life life of crime and betray the party. If your Bear  stat  stat ever reaches 6, you flip out bear-style and lose it, presumably to be picked up by animal control in a half hour or so.

 

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HoneyCon is being held in a:

You know kn ow that the convention organizer organ izer is: Cunning and sly

Creepy

Lakeside camp

Busy

Fishing village

Run-down

Metropolitan city

Clueless and exploitable

Beautiful

Convention cent center  er 

Maybe too too obsessed  obsessed with honey

Truck convoy convo y

A spoiled trust fund kid

Wildernesss retreat Wildernes retreat

Ruthless and corrupt

 Dangerous  Dang erous Lavish

 2 

Greedy and wick w icked ed

 

Aside from fro m loads of honey honey,, the prize is:

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(keep this a secret!)

But little do the bears know:

Ultra-dense mega-honey from especially posh bees

This place is rigged to blow!

A briefcase of pure manuka extract extract worth over $5 million

The cops are en rout route! e!

The Queen of All Bees, Once Exiled, Now Returned Black Orchid Honey, which turns anyone who eats it into a goth Abraham Lincoln’s beehive, thought to be haunted by his ghost Miss Universe Univer se 2018, an especially attractive attractive bee

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(roll twice)

The convention’s prizes are protected by: Armed guards Electronically Electr onically-locked -locked door doorss Laser tripwire grids CCTV network An “impenetrable” “imp enetrable” vault Poison gas

Look – a rival team of bears! They’vee been set up! They’v The prize is a fake! The bees are angry!