Home Alone Script

Home Alone Script PEOPLE RUNNING ALL OVER THE HOUSE POLICE MAN SMILES (HARRY)

… skip … KEVIN GETS IN TROUBLE STANDS ON STAIRS Mom: There are fourteen people in this house and you're the only one who has to make trouble. Get upstairs. Kevin: I am upstairs, dummy! Mom: (Points to attic) Kevin: The third floor? (looks up) Mom: Goodnight Kevin (coldly)

… skip … KEVIN LAYING IN BED, LOOKING AT CEILING. Kevin (thoughts): I wish they would all just disappear.

… skip … KEVIN WAKING UP KEVIN SLEEPILY COMES DOWN ATTIC STAIRS STOPS IN HALLWAY, CONFUSED FROM QUIETNESS KEVIN WALKS THROUGH THE EMPTY HOUSE GOES TO THE KITCHEN, TURNS ON TV, SITS DOWN AT TABLE STARES, THEN SHUTS OFF TV LOOKS AROUND Kevin: Mom? (pauses) Where are you guys? WALKS INTO OTHER ROOM Kevin: Is this a joke?

… skip … KEVIN SITTING ON COUCH, THINKING REMEMBERS EVERYTHING EVERYONE SAID (BUZZ, UNCLE, ETC.) Kevin (excited): I made my family disappear!

… skip … KEVIN JUMPS UP AND DOWN ON BED RUNS DOWN THE STEPS, UP TO CAMERA, SCREAMING EXCITEDLY

RUNS BACK UP QUICKLY

… skip … PARENTS ON PLANE, MOM ASLEEP MOM WAKES UP Mom: I have a terrible feeling I’ve forgotten something.. Dad: About what? Mom: That we didn’t do something. SITS AND THINKS FOR A FEW SECONDS, THEN REMEMBERS SUDDENLY SPRINGS OUT OF CHAIR Mom: Kevin!

… skip … HARRY & MARV SITTING IN CAR AT NIGHT, LOOKING AT HOUSES Harry: Five families down on one block alone. They all told me from their own mouths. Marv: It's almost too easy. (smiles)

… skip … HARRY DRIVING WITH MARV IN PASSENGER SEAT KEVIN WALKING, ALMOST GETS HIT BY CAR SCREAMS IN FRONT OF CAR, THEN CONTINUES WALKING SLOWLY SEES HARRY IN FRONT SEAT, FRIGHTENED FACE STARTS WALKING QUICKLY HARRY CONFUSED Marv: What’s the matter? Harry: I don't like the way that kid looked at me. AS KEVIN WALKS, THEIR CAR SLOWLY FOLLOWS HIM KEVIN STARTS RUNNING KEVIN SAFELY AWAY BEHIND BUSHES Kevin: When those guys come back, I’ll be ready for them.

… skip … KEVIN GETTING READY FOR THE BURGLARS TO COME PLACES HOT IRON ON FRONT DOOR HANDLE POURS WATER ON BACK STEPS PUTS LARGE NAIL IN BASEMENT STEPS SQUIRTS GLUE ON CLEAR PAPER MICROWAVE BELL RINGS CLOCK READS “8:57” KEVIN TAKES FOOD OUT OF MICROWAVE

… skip … BURGLARS GET OUT OF VAN Harry: We'll go to the back door. Maybe he'll let us in. You never know. Marv: Yeah, he's a kid. Kid's are stupid.

… skip … KEVIN SITS AT DINING ROOM TABLE WITH MACARONI PUTS HANDS TOGETHER TO PRAY Kevin: Bless this microwave macaroni and cheese dinner. OPENS HIS NAPKIN JUST AS CLOCK STRIKES “9:00” Kevin: This is it. Don't get scared now!

… skip … HARRY AND MARV KNOCK ON BACK DOOR Harry: Merry Christmas, little fellow. We know that you are in there, and that you're all alone. Marv: Yeah, come on kid. Open up. It's Santa Claus and his elf. KEVIN POINTS GUN THROUGH CRACK IN DOOR KEVIN SHOOTS HARRY IN THE NUTS Harry: Owww! HARRY FALLS DOWN IN PAIN, MARV SHOCKED MARV GOES BACK TO DOOR, MAD STICKS HIS HEAD THROUGH OPENING Kevin (smiles): Hello. KEVIN SHOOTS MARVS HEAD MARV PULLS OUT HEAD Marv: Owww! Kevin: Yes!!! Marv: The little jerk is ARMED!

… skip … HARRY STANDS UP Harry: I’ll go to the front, you go to the basement! GO TO DESIGNATED SPOTS HARRY SLIPS ON ICY FRONT STEPS MARV SLIPS ON ICY BACK STEPS

… skip … MARV FINALLY IN BASEMENT Marv (smiles): Finally.

… skip … HARRY FINALLY UP STEPS Harry (smiles): Finally. PUTS HAND ON DOOR, SCREAMS FROM HEAT/PAIN Harry: Owwww! HOLDS HAND IN PAIN, STICKS IT IN SNOW/WATER

… skip … MARV GOES THROUGH BASEMENT GOES UP STEPS, STEPS ON NAIL, SCREAMS Marv: Owwww!

… skip … HARRY RUNS TO BACKYARD, RUNS AT DOOR SPITS ON HAND, TOUCHES DOORKNOB CAREFULLY GETS IN, SMILING Harry: You’re dead, kid! WALKS INTO HOUSE

… skip … MARVS PULLS HIMSELF UP THE BASEMENT STEPS FINALLY MAKES IT

… skip … HARRY WALKING THROUGH HOUSE, ANGRY Harry: Where are you, you little creep? HARRY WALKS TO DINING ROOM, SEES KEVIN ACROSS ROOM Kevin: Oh no, I'm really scared. Harry: It's too late for you, kid. We're already in the house. We're going to get you. Kevin: Okay, come and get me!

… skip … MARV FINALLY GETS IN, BUT TRIPS OVER ORNAMENTS/TOYS Marv (angry): I’m going to kill that kid!

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HARRY SEES MARV ENTER DINING ROOM Harry: Marv? Marv: Harry?

… skip … KEVIN YELLS FROM STEPS Kevin: I'm up here, you morons. Come and get me!

… skip … HARRY & MARV RUN TOWARDS STAIRS BUT TRIP ON HOTWHEELS CARS KEVIN WATCHING FROM STEPS, LAUGHING Kevin: You guys give up, or are You thirsty for more? HARRY GETS UP, STEPPING ON MARV IN THE PROCESS KEVIN RUNS AWAY AS MARV JOINS HARRY ON THE STEPS Marv: He's only a kid, Harry. We can take him. Harry: Ahh, shut up, will you! Marv: Oh, you're missing some teeth. Harry: My gold tooth. My gold tooth. I'll kill him. I'll kill him! RUN UP STAIRS, ANGRILY

… skip … KEVIN QUICKLY PICKS UP PHONE, DIALING “911” Kevin (in deep voice): Help, my house is being robbed. My address is 656 Lincoln Blvd. My name is Murphy.

… skip … HARRY & MARV GET UPSTAIRS, CHASE KEVIN ON 2ND FLOOR MARV DIVES AT KEVIN AND GETS AHOLD OF PANT LEG KEVIN PICKS UP SPIDER AND PUTS IN ON MARV MARV SCREAMS, THROWS THE SPIDER ON HARRY MARV GETS UP WITH WEAPON, HITS HARRY THREE TIMES Harry (all times): Ouuuuchhhh!!! HARRY GRABS CROWBAR, STANDS UP, HITS MARV A COUPLE TIMES Harry: How ya like that? Huh? Huh?

… skip … LOOK OUT WINDOW ON THIRD FLOOR Harry: Where did he go? Marv: Maybe he commited suicide? Kevin: Down here you big horses butt! Come and get me before I call the police.

MARVS GETS MAD AND STARTS TO CRAWL OUT WINDOW HARRY STOPS HIM Harry: Wait, wait, that's just what he wants us to do. Marv: He's calling the cops! Harry: From a tree house? START SHIMMYING ON ROPE HALFWAY THROUGH, KEVIN GETS OUT SCISSORS Kevin: Hey guys, check this out! MARV & HARRY START GOING BACK TOWARD HOUSE, SCARED KEVIN CUTS ROPE Marv & Harry: Ahhhh! SWING AND HIT HOUSE, FALLING TO GROUND LAY THERE FOR A WHILE BEFORE STARTING TO GET UP KEVIN RUNS BY THEM Kevin: Hey, I’m calling the cops! MARV STOPS HARRY, PUTTING A HAND UP Marv: Wait, he wants us to follow him. I got a better idea. Come on.

… skip … KEVIN RUNS TO ANOTHER HOUSE COMES UP THE BASEMENT STAIRS, HARRY & MARV ARE WAITING Harry: Hi pal. We outsmarted You this time. GRABS KEVIN BY COLLAR, DRAGS HIM TO KITCHEN Marv (smiling): What are we going to do with him, Harry? Harry: We're going to do exactly what he did to us. We'll bum his head with a blowtorch. Marv: And SMASH his face with an iron. MARV RUBS HANDS TOGETHER EVILLY

.,.. skip … POLICE COME TO HOUSE AND ARREST THEM

… skip ... KEVIN LOOKS THROUGH WINDOW AS THEY DRIVE AWAY IN POLICE CAR HARRY LOOKS AT KEVIN GRIMLY

THE END