Fun Remarks and Banter

1- Are you lost? Are you looking for your mummy and daddy? 2- If you are a good boy/girl I’ll give you a lollipop? 3- Kiss me if I’m wrong …but isn’t your name (X)? 4- You’ve been a bad boy…go to your room! 5- You’ve been a bad girl…go to your room/ my room! 6- What am I going to do with you? 7- You and I aren’t gonna get along 8- You guys aren’t tourists are you? 9- Don’t say anything, you’re cute. You’ll mess it all up 10- You’re cool. You can help me pick up chicks. 11- You usually hang out at the library don’t you? 12- Oh, so you're one of THOSE… 13- You don’t have to be nervous, it’s cute. 14- I hate you 15- Ok, note to self: don’t date her… 16- • What did you come over here just to flirt with me? 17- • What else do you like about me? 18- • You’re hitting on the wrong guy; I’m totally not boyfriend material. looks better for you [point to some dorky guy nearby] 19- • Stop undressing me with your eyes 20- • Did you put roofies in my drink? 21- • You’re looking at me like a fat kid looks at a cheeseburger 22- • Now are you just making shit up as you go along? 23- • It’s a good thing you’re pretty, because once the looks go you’ll be in 24- trouble 25- • Let's play a game. Let's see how long you can hold your breath 26- • You're aware you're still talking right?" 27- • I don't know what you’re on but I am sure they offer rehab for it 28- • Bartender, I think you need to cut her off 29- Now you’re starting to scare me 30- • Ohh…. We’ve got Grumpy Smurf here 31- • Oooh… She’s very hostile when she hasn’t taken her nap 32- • You know what your problem is… you’re just not spontaneous 33- • I love it when you talk mean to me 34- • I bet you have a real cute side somewhere. You justdon't show it 35- • Stop playing hard to get; you know I’m better at it 36- • Looks like someone put their cranky pants on this morning 37- you better be careful.......you're flirting on dangerous ground. 38- What’s the first thing that COMES to mind when you think about having FUN ? 39- Are you adventurous ? lets rob a bank together, we can share the loot 40- .for all i now you could be a totally spy working for the government. 41- you actually have a sweat side to you, you're just not showing it. 42- me and you probly met before in our past life when we were dolphins. 43- Hey! Are you the two girls I'm supposed to meet from threesome.com 44- You wish 45- I have that effect on women../ on stupid people.. 46- I’ll be the judge of that 47- I’m glad you like it 48- I’m glad you noticed/ Thanks for noticing 49- So that’s why you like me so much…

That guy

50- Don’t run me over/ don’t knock me down/ don’t walk into me 51- "The mind only acts as an enemy for those who do not control it." 52- The real problem with most fantasies like this one is…. 53- My dance card is full …I’m a very good dancer and everybody wants to dance with me.. 54You only lose what you cling to. -Buddha Here's how I see it: Men act, women react. Don't take the woman's role