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I found your March issue worth every peso! You guys gave your 8th anniversaryjustice. You not only chose the best cover girls, you also featured your best articles in recent years, especiallythe Pinoy stars on YouTube,most of which I have already seen! You might want to revise the keywords to the Pinoy grandmother (eating)crabs, though, b e c a u s e n o t h i n gw i l l t u r n u p i f y o u type those words, You're better off u s i n g " l o l ae a t i n gc r a b s " - - i n s t e a d ,I ' d a l s o l i k e, ,\' ' to add one to the r 'l want

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Eight's not enough! Hurrayfor anotherfantastic issue! anniversary A s t u n n e ra s u s u a l . I thanks to another delicious serving of the fresh and the new-Nifra Jose and Hazel Ann Mendoza! Thanks

also for consistentlychampioning Pinoy pride. Batista, the YouTube stars, the tattoo artists, Donaire,the Pinoy jeepney are the stories that are so second nature to you. Every time I read you, I reallyfeel prouder to be a Filipino.That's why you're the undisputed Magazine King here. Never become predictablel Keep the Pinoy fire burning in us! These are the reasons we, your fans, number in the millionsW . e ' l l n e v e rt i r e s p e n d i n g one anniversarywith you after another! More oower!

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and some are autographed.Yep, I also have your two issues numbered 42 (November and December

2o03)! Ranel Reyes, byemail Hardworker! My husband and I celebrated our secondwedding anniversarylast January 10, Sadly, he wasn't with us to celebrate it because he has been onboard the M/V B Calipso for almost a year now. He hasn't seen our three-

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We have been together for two years now and this pic shows the gift I gavehim f o r o u r r e c e n ta n n i v e r s a r y .l t a l s o h i g h l i g h t sh i s collection. This letteris my follow-upgift. T h a n k s ,F H M . L o v e y o u , G a h !

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