Dear NSA, let me take care of your slides.

May 13, 2018 | Author: Emiland De Cubber | Category: N/A
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Descrição: Dear NSA, you can do whatever with my data. But not with my eyes. Those slides are hideous. So here's ...

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DEAR NSA, A quick work by Emiland De Cubber @emilanddc - www.emiland www.emiland.me .me

Dear NSA, You can do whatever you want with my data.

But not with my eyes.

Those slides are hideous. I would have expected better from you...

#SRSLY!?

Let me take care of your slides.

Introducing

PRISM

The number one source of raw intelligence.

How can we monitor eve everything rything ? Most of the world’s communications are flowing through the U.S.

So is your targets’ data.

EUROPE 343 Gbps 4,972 Gbps

U.S. & CANADA

11 Gbps

AFRICA

       s         p             b      G            5

1,345 Gbps

2,946 Gbps

2,721 Gbps

LATIN AMERICA & CARRIBEAN

40 Gbps

ASIA & PACIFIC

Internation Internet Bandwidth

What will you receive in collection?

Email

Chat

File Tr Transfers

Videos

Login Ac Activity

Photos

Social Media Profiles

Many more data sources available upon request.

From which sources?

Microsoft

Google

Yahoo!

Facebook

PalTalk

YouTube

Skype

Aol

Apple

What is the plan?

2007

2008

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2011

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2013

What is the plan?

09/11/07

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09/11/07

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03/12/08

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01/14/09

06/03/09

09/11/07

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03/12/08

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12/07/09

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01/14/09

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09/24/10

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01/14/09

06/03/09

09/11/07

2007

03/12/08

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12/07/09

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02/06/11

09/24/10

2010

03/31/11

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What is the plan?

01/14/09

06/03/09

09/11/07

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09/24/10

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How much?

$ 20M per year

(It’s worth it. Come on, that’s a lot of data)

Welcome to a new world.

PRISM

Even if you are not a government agency, I would be be happy to help you with your next presentation.

Visit

www.emiland.me www.e miland.me or contact contact me at :

[email protected] hello@ emiland.me

Thanks to all these people! Font Lato by Łukasz Dziedzic

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