Descrição: How to up your chances using a common dating application....
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CONTENTS HOW TO USE DATING APP CHEAT
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PERSONAL DETAILS
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ACQUIRE HER NUMBER
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RECOVERY AND NEGATIVITY
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Welcome to Dating App Cheat :)
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Years ago when Tinder first came out I really struggled to talk to girls. I was using boring openers that wouldn’t get a response, I’d become stuck for things to say and conversations would fizzle out before I even had a chance at a girl’s phone number, let alone a date… It was just so damned hard, and to make things worse my friends seemed to be enjoying a lot of effortless Tinder success. Sound familiar? It probably does, because it happens to most guys at one point or another.
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After a while I realized that guys who were successful on Tinder all had something in common – they used a small number of systematic routines and go-to lines. Their conversations would take a similar path, so they used the same lines over and over to support their routines, with consistent success. They found something that worked, then repeated it again and again.
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I began taking notes of all successful Tinder conversations and jotted down a whole heap of lines - openers that girls loved, little miscellaneous comments, how to get out of a tough situation and how to get a girls number. I then used those exact lines, for my own repeated Tinder success.
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As I improved on Tinder I added my own lines and continued building this incredible cheat-sheet resource that had been tried and tested, proven to work on girls time and time again. Along with a close circle of friends, we referred to my cheat-sheet as “Dating App Cheat” because we really felt like we were cheating. I kept Dating App Cheat a secret… until now, as I share it with you.
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I have no hesitation in saying that Dating App Cheat (especially when used with TINSANITY) will help you significantly when chatting on Tinder or online dating sites.
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Enjoy :) Marcus
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HOW TO USE DATING APP CHEAT Dating App Cheat is really simple to use – here’s how each message is laid out:
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This left-section will have the line that you use in Tinder or other dating apps.
This right-section will give you suggestions, advice and other items to help you with your messaging.
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The lines in Dating App Cheat are split into two major categories:
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Mid-conversation items, including miscellaneous comments, acquiring her number, date talk and recovery lines. We’ve included a broad range of lines for all personality types. After a while you’ll get a feel for what works and doesn’t work for you – that depends on many things, including your personality, your texting style and the type of girls that you want to attract. It’s different for everybody.
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We suggest (encourage!) you modify the lines before you send them to your Tinder match. You will get the best responses when you send openers that are personalized to the profile you’re sending it to.
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One more thing…
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Simply copying these lines will give you instant success on Tinder – by all means enjoy this and take advantage of how easy it is, although I recommend that after a while you get a feel for and develop your own text persona. Use the techniques from TINSANITY and your experience with Dating App Cheat lines, then start crafting your own lines. The immediate (and easy) success from Dating App Cheat is great, but using this resource as a tool for developing your own seduction skills is priceless.
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That’s it! Don’t forget to check out TinderSeduction.com for the latest Tinder tips. And remember: be bold, be brave and have fun!
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OPENERS This is great for breaking the ice. Girls will be a lot more responsive and open when you use this opener.
Wow, you’ve really done a lot of travel. You must be relieved to have finally found me ;)
Great to use on girls who say they love travel in their profile, or who have profile pics of them travelling… and a lot of girls do!
I don’t have a puppy in my pictures, so there’s another reason why you swiped right….?
Because girls love puppy’s.
Well tinder says we would make beautiful kids but I think maybe we should do dinner before we start working on the future models of America
Well tinder says we would make beautiful kids but I think maybe we should do dinner before we start working on the future models of America
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Your parents will not like me. I will fall short of all your expectations. I will ruin your credit score. But if you let me have sex with you I’ll make you the happiest woman in the world for an entire night. Or 15 minutes. Actually probably more like 5
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POWER MESSAGE. One of the most flexible openers that can be used in any situation, yet can still be personalised. It is very simple, but don’t let that fool you, it works amazingly well, especially when girls message you first.
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As cute as that smile of yours is [Her name], I’m afraid that I’m going to have to find out more about you before I take you on an amazing first date ;)
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Here’s the very simple (and successful) template which can be tailored for any girl that you talk to: As cute as _____, I’m afraid _______ ;)
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As cute as those dimples of yours are [Her name], I’m afraid that selfie of you in the public bathroom is still a little weird ;)
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As cute as those long legs of yours are [Her name], I’m afraid that they might only be good for show, and won’t be able to keep up with me on the dancefloor ;)
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Simply pick out something unique from her profile and add it after “As cute as”, then add a flirty little comment after “I’m afraid”. Easy! Cheat tip: Use this as an Opener (i.e. on Tinder), then once you get her number use the “Hey this is…, seen her ;)” transition to text message as a first text message (to her phone) – as a combination they work unbelievable well.
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We’re both obviously playing hard to get, so how about we agree to put our egos aside in the name of lust and skip to the part where we flirt outrageously with each other
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POWER MESSAGE One sentence that can be your go-to message in two different scenarios: Use it as a recovery message to revive old conversations that have gone stale – it has an exceptional response rate that is always positive. Or you can also use it as an opener – it slices through tension and breaks the ice in a way that’s witty, poetic and humorous. Conversation has a very smooth and open flow after this is used. It is perfectly suited for times when you match with a girl but neither of you comment for a few days.
I would do fifty shades of bad things to you
A reference to the book Fifty Shades of Grey
I have bad news for you…
This opener will get her curious. You can say almost anything after she replies. An example is:
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You: I have bad news for you… Her: ohh no… what is it?! haha You: My puppy is busy for the weekend, so can’t make it… Her: Make what? You: Well I was going to take you out on an amazing date and introduce you to my puppy. Now we’ll just have to settle for an amazing date
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Cheat tip: The key with the “settle for an amazing date” line is to use something that she can relate to as the added date item. For example, if her profile shows her wearing the local football team’s jersey, say:
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You: It’s a shame the [local football team] are playing an away game this weekend Her: I know! You: We could have had an amazing first date and then watch the game. Now we’ll just have to settle for an amazing first date Her: Ha.. I can deal with that:)
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I got pulled over by a cop while writing my initial message. He gave me the whole texting is dangerous speech and was about to give me a ticket. I showed him your picture and explained what Tinder was. He let me off with a warning and said I better get your number
We would love to hear your feedback!
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How to leave a review:
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If you were a skittle you’d be a red one
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If you have any other comments, suggestions or questions, feel free to email us at marcus@ tinderseduction.com and we will do our best to get back to you within 24 hours. Example:
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You: If you were a skittle you’d be a red one Her: Haha why would I be a red one? You: I like the red ones So exhausted. Been playing with my nephew and his new puppy in a flower patch all day while helping to feed the homeless.
Jamal, why do you insist on taking pictures of brunette models you find online and making these fake tinder accounts? Seriously bro, I’m onto you
Damn Jamal…
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So exhausted. Been playing with my nephew and his new puppy in a flower patch all day while helping to feed the homeless.
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POWER MESSAGE. This opener has one of the highest response rates that you’ll see. The method in which you use this message will eliminate almost all of the competition that you’re up against on Tinder.
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“Good morning, sweetheart”… Just imagine, one day you could be waking up and hearing me whisper that in your ear, rather than having to roll over and read it from me on Tinder ;)
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During the morning the only messages girls read are those which have been sitting on her phone unread from the night before – by that time they are stale and ineffective. Unlike all other message that she’ll ever read, this message is tailored to be used early in the morning. Send this to the girl at 6.30am – she’ll wake up, read your message and send you a reply. You’ll then have her full attention on Tinder for the rest of the morning, giving you enough time to get her number, long before any other guy has even thought of messaging her. Cool huh?!
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Cheat tip: Although it can be used any day of the week, sending this message on Saturday mornings will give you the best result because people generally have more free time to reply.
You: “Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?” You: Rate my pick up line
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“Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?”
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This method pokes fun at all the cheesy pick up lines and is great for breaking the ice. Make sure you put your cheesy pick up line in quotation marks, then send “Rate my pick up line” (without quotations) in a second message immediately after. General Opener.
Love at first swipe
Tinder special.
I just liked 4 or 5 girls and prayed you would be the one to like back first. Todays a good day
I just liked 4 or 5 girls and prayed you would be the one to like back first. Todays a good day
Here’s your first wish, what are your other two?
Is this message confident and funny or just arrogant? Send it and find out!
Sup tinderella
Sup tinderella
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You’re everything I thought I never wanted in a girl.
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Are you going to be ok with people thinking that your boyfriend could pass as your brother?
Use this if you have similar features as the girl.
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You can then follow up later with something like: Its ok, just because we look like we’re related doesn’t mean our kids are going to be defects… In fact they will probably be gorgeous high achievers
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You: You remind me of medusa. Her: hah why’s that? You: Because every time I look into your eyes I get rock hard
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You remind me of medusa…
Is that your family in that pic? That’s a lot of people for me to impress… I hope you’re worth it [Her name]
Use when: They have a lot of family members in their pictures. Girls love talking about their families. You seem like the kind of girl who’s last words will be ‘hold my beer, watch this’
Gee [Her name], I don’t know. I was all swept up in that cute smile of yours but I don’t think I can do a long distance relationship.. [Number of miles away] miles might just be too difficult
This one is for Tinder when it says she is x miles away. Don’t forget to change both [Her name] and [Number of miles away]
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I hope that those lips of yours do more than just look good ;) …. and by that I mean are capable of producing interesting conversation.
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You seem like the kind of girl who’s last words will be ‘hold my beer, watch this’
Her: Haha why yes they are! In fact they’re even mighty good at kissing too
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You can then follow up a comment like that with:
Long shot, but worth a try.
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You see the bod, I know what you want and you know what I want. So send me them digits and we will turn this fantasy into reality
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You: I’ve always been sceptical of self-promotion. I’m afraid I’m not going to believe you until I perform some vigorous testing
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What’s your Granddad’s number? He seems worth getting to know
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Can use this type of opener when she has a photo of someone who is obviously a member of her family. Can be her mother, her father, grandparents… even her dog.
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Can then follow up with something like: To be honest I was about to start sweeping you off your feet, but he has jumped the queue. Would he appreciate an intimate dinner where we lose track of time, waxing poetic on the meaning of life, with lots of sexual chemistry?
By far the prettiest girl I’ve seen on Tinder
By far the prettiest girl I’ve seen on Tinder
So do you want me to hit you with a corny tinder pickup line or can we just skip all that weird shit?
One of the best opener’s for cutting through the crap and breaking the ice. Conversation usually flows very smoothly after this opener.
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You can continue with normal conversation, making her feel comfortable as you prepare to get her number. Or you can use this opener to be playful and do the opposite of what she says and spike her curiosity, such as:
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You: So do you want me to hit you with a corny tinder pickup line or can we just skip all that weird shit Her: Ha, yes let’s skip it for sure! You: Too bad… You: So apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living ;) If you were a potato, you’d be a sweet one
Sit on my face and I’ll eat my way to your heart.
Sit on my face and I’ll eat my way to your heart.
Are you afraid of heights?
Use this at Christmas time… if you don’t mind a lot of cheesyness!
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If you were a potato, you’d be a sweet one
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You: Are you afraid of heights? Her: No, why? You: Because I just put up my Christmas tree but it’s missing an angel for the top
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Great opener for when you match with someone, but neither of you message each other for a few days. Change the “3 days” to whatever period of time it has been since you matched.
If you could put up a profile pic of your personality, do you think I would have matched with you
Possible follow ups for boring or negative responses:
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Please forgive me for not messaging you for 3 days. I was texting all my friends a photo of you and asking them how I should start a conversation with a complete smokeshow.
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Or Her: No :( You: Cheer up [Her name], I’ll help you work on your personality You: Do you like porn? You: Would you be interested in watching some on my flat screen mirror?
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Do you like porn?
Her: haha… I don’t know, you tell me! You: The fact that you don’t know your personality may have just answered my question
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This is pretty bad line and doesn’t work too often, but some girls love it. You can test the waters by using the “Rate my pick up line” approach:
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You: “Do you like porn?…. Would you be interested in watching some on my flat screen mirror?” You: Rate my pick up line
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Make sure you put the pick up line in quotation marks so she knows you’re joking and send “Rate my pick up line” (without quotation marks) immediately after in a new message. I’ve never been with an older woman before. But if I play my cards right, I’m pretty sure I wont have to be with more than one
Are you busy tonight at 2am?
Intrigues her… you can say anything you like after this, but it works best if your response is witty or makes absolutely no sense.
Do you know how many times I’ve had to swipe left to find a cute girl like you
Do you know how many times I’ve had to swipe left to find a cute girl like you
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I’ve never been with an older woman before. But if I play my cards right, I’m pretty sure I wont have to be with more than one
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Prettiest smile I’ve seen on Tinder
Do you have pet insurance?
You: Do you have pet insurance? Her: Why You: Because your pussy is about to get smashed
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Prettiest smile I’ve seen on Tinder
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Good for girls who ask for pick up lines in their profile.
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If you think the girl might not like it, test the waters by using the “Rate my pick up line” approach which will soften it up:
Make sure you put the pick up line in quotation marks so she knows you’re joking and send “Rate my pick up line” (without quotation marks) immediately after in a new message.
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You: [Her name], you remind me of a hot cross bun Her: Lol why’s that? You: Because you look kind of sweet and would be nice to wake up to on Easter morning ;)
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[Her name], you remind me of a hot cross bun
You: “Do you have pet insurance?…. Because your pussy is about to get smashed” You: Rate my pick up line
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Use this at Easter time and you can’t go wrong Silliness works occasionally.
I spent all summer wrestling grizzly bears in the mountains of Canada specifically so I could handle you [Her name]
I spent all summer wrestling grizzly bears in the mountains of Canada specifically so I could handle you [Her name]
I see that you like horses… that’s lucky, because you’ve just found yourself a stallion ;)
This is a perfect opener to use when girls have profile pics with horses… and lots do!
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I was hesitant to message you because of how pointy your elbows are. I caved in and messaged you because I’m trying to better myself and become less discriminating. So I’m willing to give you a shot, pointy elbows and all.
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You: Quite honestly your pretty much my exactly my type of girl. I don’t wanna waste time chit chatting. You: Give me your number
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Quite honestly you’re pretty much my exactly my type of girl. I don’t wanna waste time chit chatting.
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If you’re feeling confident and don’t want to waste time, use this hit and miss method. A lot of girls will reply to this message with something like “tell me why you deserve it first”. To continue the all or nothing approach, reply with:
If you say “squawks” backwards it sounds the same even though it’s not a linguistic palindrome
You: If you say “squawks” backwards it sounds the same even though it’s not a linguistic palindrome Her: haha.. Umm ok cool You: It’s called an acoustic palindrome. I’m a professor of linguistic studies. You: I can get you speaking my language girl;)
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I know this profile’s fake but can I get the name of the model you used for your pics
I don’t feel like putting in effort to play this game so I probably don’t. But you should just do it anyways
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Her: Haha it’s not a fake, it’s me. You: That’s exactly what a fake would say… I know you’re a 43 year old bald man Tindering from his basement Need help with a big decision – should my new yacht have a helipad OR a tennis court sized hot tub OR an aboveground wine cellar filled with gold?
Wow you’re freakin cute
Use this if she has a cat or a dog in her profile pictures. Don’t forget the second part of the message:
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Need help with a big decision – should my new yacht have a helipad OR a tennis court sized hot tub OR an aboveground wine cellar filled with gold?
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I see that you like taking selfies… that’s cool, but for our wedding we should probably hire a photographer, or at least use the self-timer function on your phone. I think we deserve it
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You: Wow you’re freakin cute You: ..and your human is alright too
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So it says you’re less than a mile away… I think destiny’s trying to say something.
You don’t know how many times I’ve had to swipe left to find you
You don’t know how many times I’ve had to swipe left to find you
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So it says you’re less than a mile away… I think destiny’s trying to say something.
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Sometimes I question why God allows bad things to happen to good people. For example, how have we never gone on a date?
How do you spell love?
You: How do you spell love? Her: What? You just spelt it.. LOVE You: Trick question – you don’t spell it, you feel it You: Who knows… one day we might feel each other ; )
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Sometimes I question why God allows bad things to happen to good people. For example, how have we never gone on a date?
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Or if she guesses or replies with something similar to your answer:
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You: That was a trick question – I was going to say “You don’t spell love, you feel it” You: But you already knew my answer… looks like we’re feeling each other already ; )
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Copypastas are hit and miss, but worth a try.
Are you from Japan?
You: Are you from Japan? Her: haha no, why? You: Oh that’s too bad, cause I would have been all up in japanties;)
After all these years searching dangerous castles and outwitting formidable bosses, I think I’ve finally found my princess peach…
For girls that you think would appreciate some Super Nintendo nostalgia.
5’4? Perfect for being the little spoon
Some girls enter their height in their profile – use this as a conversation starter.
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I hope you’re down for an adventure. I found an old canoe in my parents garage last weekend that we can use to sail around the world. It’s got a couple holes in it but if we take turns bucketing the water out we should make it to the horn of Africa by the end of the month. What do you say
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Didn’t we go to different highschools together?
Didn’t we go to different highschools together?
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If her reply to this opener is neutral or negative, you can follow it up with something like:
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If you live to be a hundred, I want to live to be a hundred minus one day so I never have to live without you
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Actually based on your response I’ve reconsidered… I want to be a hundred plus one day, so then when you’re gone I can bang all the interesting 100 year old ladies
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I’ve had a crush on you for years
Her: Do I know you? You: Yes, I believe you’ve been waiting for me… I’m here to sweep you off your feet ;) This is great for breaking the ice. Girls will be a lot more responsive and open when you use this opener.
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This will catch her curiosity. You can say almost anything after she replies with “what did your mom say?”. An example is:
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So I just got off the phone speaking to my mother…
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We could go out on an amazing first date, have great conversation, lots of laughs, enjoy the absurd amounts of flirting before I say goodbye and charmingly end the night with a soft kiss on your cheek. After that we’d both get too busy and never see each other again. Interested?
Common response and possible reply:
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She’s excited for us, but says planning our wedding will be tough Or She said that I need to be careful talking with girls like you… She said you’re trouble Or She said she’s looking forward to the gorgeous grandchildren you and I will have. So I said, hold up mom, I’m not even sure if she’s interesting enough for a first date yet
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You look like trouble ; )
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You’re too cute for tinder. So how about you tell me that models name
Her: Haha it’s not a fake, it’s me. You: That’s exactly what a fake would say… I know you’re a 43 year old bald man Tindering from his basement You look like trouble ; )
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These types of copy pasta’s are hit and miss… but worth a try occasionally.
Listen this profile seems fake… lemme at least get the name of the model you used for the pics so I can ask her out
Common response and reply:
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I would get in the ring blindfolded with Mike Tyson in his prime right after he snorted a bunch of coke and go fifteen bare-knuckle rounds just for the chance to thank your parents personally for delivering such a heavenly blessed beauty into this world
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Are you a koala?
Her: Haha it’s not a fake, it’s me. You: That’s exactly what a fake would say… I know you’re a 43 year old bald man Tindering from his basement
My mom warned me about girls like you
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You: Are you a koala? Her: haha no why? You: cause you’ve got all the koalafications Her: lol koalifications for what? You: to be my FWB [or girlfriend, summer time fling etc.]
You can say almost anything after she replies. An example is:
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You: My mom warned me about girls like you Her: haha oh really now, what did she say? You: She said that you’ll probably break my heart You: So I told her I’m a grown man who can make his own decisions. Then she went back to the kitchen and made me some meatloaf Great to use on girls who say they love travel in their profile, or who have profile pics of them travelling.
Hey do you like pancakes?
You: Hey do you like pancakes? Her: Of course!… You: how about ihop on that ass
You remind me of my big toe
You: You remind me of my big toe Her: Ha!… why You: because one day soon I’m going to bang you on my couch ; )
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[Her name], I’m afraid. I’m afraid that once we meet up, we’ll travel the world together having amazing adventures and never know what it’s like to live a normal life again
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This was originally sent by a 26 year old guy to a 38 year old woman – true to the message, they ended up having a memorable summertime fling. It has worked wonders with many girls since.
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Do you ever think about how 100 years ago we never existed and in 100 years, 500 years and 1,000 years we once more will not exist, as what we know existence as today anyway… It makes you just want to spend your little time doing great things you’ll remember, like having an amazing night with a 26 year old, doesn’t it
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Edit the text after “doing great things you’ll remember,” to fit your situation.
Use when: A girl has a pic with guys in her profile pic.
I may have watched one too many queer eye for the straight guy episodes when I was younger, but I feel compelled to let you know that those shoes don’t match your outfit
Use when: A girl has a profile pic of her with a silly outfit on. Change the last line of text to point out something specific about her outfit.
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Ok, what are the names of the unlucky guys in your pic… The ones I’m going to have to fight to the death to win you over
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If she enjoys that opener, you can follow up with something like: “I hope you pick something a little more consistent to wear to our first date ;)”
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Be careful using this if she is genuinely trying to be fashionable!
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This line hints that you think she has a great fashion sense (she’ll love this big compliment) and also gives an opportunity to begin a playful first date conversation.
Hey there Miss [Her Name]. What kind of trouble did you get into this weekend? :)
If you’re sending the message on Sunday, Monday or Tuesday, send: Hey there Miss [Her Name]. What kind of trouble did you get into this weekend? :)
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That fashion sense of yours is sophisticated for sure, but I’m thinking for our relaxed first date dinner it may be a bit too much
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Great line to use with girls who have a lot of fashionable profile pics, indicating that she’s very fashion conscious.
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If sending on Wednesday: Hey there Miss [Her Name]. What sort of trouble are you getting into this week? :) For Thursday or Friday messages: Hey there Miss [Her Name]. What kind of trouble are you getting into this weekend? :) For a Saturday, send: Hey there Miss [Her Name]. What kind of trouble have you been getting into? :)
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You: What’s the difference between jam and jelly? Her: Umm..Jam has seeds and fruit in it? You: No, I can’t jelly my cock down your throat ;)
Do you know the difference between jelly and jam?
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Just don’t make it awkward and you’re golden.
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Responses you’ll get from this line: OMG…that’s the funniest thing I’ve heard all day Ewww! Huh? You’re a creep Let’s do it ;) *Blocked*
[Her Name], you seem like the type of girl that should get to know me
Typical response: Her: haha oh yeah… and why’s that
…So have an answer ready to go! The police are looking for a suspect described as sexy, funny, and phenomenal in bed. You’re safe [Her Name], but where should I hide?
You: You know what winks and fucks like a tiger? Her: Haha what? You: ;)
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You know what winks and fucks like a tiger?
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The police are looking for a suspect described as sexy, funny, and phenomenal in bed. You’re safe [Her Name], but where should I hide?
This opener is a shortcut to starting interesting conversations.
If practice makes perfect, then your parent’s names must be Practice and Practice
If practice makes perfect, then your parent’s names must be Practice and Practice
If your left leg is Thanksgiving, and your right leg is Christmas, can I visit you between the holidays? ;)
Cheesy holiday pick up line for your entertainment :)
If I were you, I’d keep an eye out for elves with ropes and blindfolds…
Definitely a winning Christmas opener that girls will love.
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You: If I were you, I’d keep an eye out for elves with ropes and blindfolds Her: Haha why? You: Because I asked Santa for you this Christmas ;) Her: Haha so sweet :) If you go to TinderSeduction.com and check out the Christmas-Special post you can see screenshots for how well this line has worked.
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After sending the main line, send her something a little self-deprecating in brackets. It helps to break the ice even more. Example:
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[Her Name], if I were to unwrap one thing this Christmas, it would be you ;)
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You: [Her Name], if I were to unwrap one thing this Christmas, it would be you ;) You: (hoping it’s not too early to seduce you with a cheesy christmas line) Her: Aww that was soo sweet :) And no, never too early! Merry Christmas :)
Just finished hanging up a [Her Name]-sized stocking next to my Christmas tree… Santa knows what I want this year ;)
Her: Hey what’s up :) You: Just finished hanging up a [Her Name]-sized stocking next to my Christmas tree… Santa knows what I want this year ;) Her: Aww! :)
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[Her Name], if your heart was a chimney, I’d grow a big belly and a white beard just so I could get in ;)
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You: What does One Direction and a Christmas tree have in common? Her: Ha, what? You: Their balls are just for decoration Her: Haha that’s pretty bad, but good :)
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What does One Direction and a Christmas tree have in common?
Let us know how you go with these Christmas lines! Send your screenshots to marcus@tinderseduction. com and we’ll put them up on TinderSeduction.com for everyone to see.
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[Her Name] I haven’t figured out if you’re going to be the nicest girl on my naughty list, or the naughtiest girl on my nice list ;)
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Feel free to give her the heads up that a bad joke is coming her way – this often makes it work better! Example:
[Her Name], if you’re winter, then Let it Snow, Let it Snow, Let it Snow ;)
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You: What does One Direction and a Christmas tree have in common? You: (hoping it’s not too early to seduce you with a terrible christmas line) Her: Ha, never to early! What do they have in common? You: Their balls are just for decoration Her: Ohhh! lol [Her Name], if you’re winter, then Let it Snow, Let it Snow, Let it Snow ;)
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You: [Her Name], I hope you’ve left the milk and the cookies out for me… Her: Haha of course :) You: Great, because all this present delivery stuff is tiring… plus, I need to keep up my energy for our date this weekend ;)
[Her Name], I hope you’ve left the milk and the cookies out for me…
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Or if you want to try a different (high risk) approach:
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This is one of the better Christmas lines – it works amazingly well sometimes! You: [Her Name], if a fat guy grabs you and puts you in a bag… don’t freak out, I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas ;) Her: Hahaha… that’s the cutest thing I’ve ever heard You: :)
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[Her Name] if a fat guy grabs you and puts you in a bag… don’t freak out, I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas ;)
You: [Her Name], I hope you’ve left the milk and the cookies out for me… Her: Haha of course :) You: Great, because it won’t be long until I’m cumming down your chimney ;) Her: Ohh… you’re definitely on the naughty list ;)
Favorite childhood Christmas present. Ready….Go!
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Also here’s another frequent reply you’ll probably get and suggested follow ups: Her: Haha… how many girls have you sent that to? You: Just the cute ones or You: Just the ones with a cute smile
This is guaranteed to start a fun conversation.
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If you use it around Christmas time the results are even better!
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CONVERSATION MISCELLANEOUS
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Tinder conversations generally follow very similar paths, so it’s good to have go-to responses at hand. The miscellaneous category is your assorted toolbox for these responses.
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You’ll find good responses to common questions and comments girls say, one-off lines that provide conversation fodder if you get a little stuck and random comments, which come in handy. I’m taking all those y’s as an indication as to how much fun we’re going to have on our first date ;)
Use when: She sends you a message like: Heyyyyyyy :)
Great, just started chatting to this cute [blonde, brunette, redhead]
Use when: She asks “how are you?”
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Use when: She asks “how are you?”
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I’ll let you know in a little while. I’m talking to my Tinder crush at the moment and my day can go from good to fantastic depending on if she gives me her number or not
Use when: She says something that you can’t read or doesn’t make sense. It shows you’re authoritative in a way that compliments her – these mixed messages make you seem more intriguing.
Who wants to be liked? Like is for plebeians. Love [Her name], love is what us two deserve
Use when:
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You have a cute smile so if we were speaking in person I’d probably ignore the fact that last question doesn’t make sense
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She talks about liking or not liking something. Example:
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Her: Tell me!! You know women don’t actually like mysterious men You: Who wants to be liked? Like is for plebeians. Love [Her name], love is what us two deserve Use when: She sends you the first message with a smilie face.
Two nights ago I had a dream that I’d meet a girl named [Her name] on Tinder
Use when: She asks why you’re on Tinder
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Coming out of the gates firing with smilie faces. Don’t hold back girl
This comment will intrigue her, and she will ask what your dream was about.
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Use when: You try a line, joke or to get her number and she says something like:
Damn I thought that would be a hit
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Her: haha.. Nice try!
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Use when: She asks “how are you?”
I knew when we matched an adventure was going to happen
I knew when we matched an adventure was going to happen
Knock Knock
Girls absolutely love this cute knock knock joke. It is perfect for when you were texting a girl the night before and want to restart the conversation, but can be used anytime during a conversation to impress.
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Pretty good, got a message from this cute girl. I think she likes me
We’re not strangers, we’re just good friends who haven’t met yet
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We’re not strangers, we’re just good friends who haven’t met yet
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You: Knock knock Her: Who’s there: You: Lion Her: Lion who You: Lion in bed thinking of you;)
If everything happens for a reason, then I guess we better explore our reason for meeting
We’ll be friends until forever, just you wait and see
We’ll be friends until forever, just you wait and see
Weeds are flowers too, once you get to know them
Use when: She’s making fun of you
You get to go out on a date with me, so we’re both lucky today I guess
You get to go out on a date with me, so we’re both lucky today I guess
I’m gonna love you Tinderly
I’m gonna love you Tinderly
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If everything happens for a reason, then I guess we better explore our reason for meeting
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Use when:
Despite all evidence to the contrary I’m not here looking for an easy lay, nor am I looking for the love of my life on an app. As I’m sure you aren’t either
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What I am looking for is someone I have a bit of chemistry with who’s confident enough to take some sexual banter
Only with girls who have cute smiles
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Use when: A girl asks you a question – it is a witty and flirty response that they will love. Example: Her: haha are you always such a big flirt? You: only with girls who have cute smiles Her: :)
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Be as specific/tailored as you can be about the compliment you give her. Examples: “Only with fit girls who have cute smiles” “Only with cute girls who can pull off a panda onesie” “Only with cute girls who wear glasses ;)”
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Use when: A girl asks you something like “LOL! Did you copy and paste that?”
Well I showed up at the restaurant Saturday night, but you weren’t there. Then I realized I had my dates wrong… Our romantic date is this Saturday ;)
Use when: She asks “How was your weekend?”– it’s a good lead in to organizing a date.
Only if you promise not to laugh too often… I’m a sucker for a contagious smile like yours and let me tell you, giggling fits are no laughing matter
Use when: You’ve been making her laugh a lot. Then he asks you for, or to do something
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Yes, copied it from my brain and pasted it within your heart ;)
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PERSONAL DETAILS
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Girls will always ask about your personal details, which is fine, but it generally leads to boring conversation. So in the Personal Details section, we’ve given you a few alternative responses you can use.
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We’ve given you responses that divert attention away from the boring stuff and keep your identity under wraps (if that’s your thing). The “criminal background check” line is gold – make sure this is in your repertoire. Use when: She asks you where are you from
Is this for a criminal background check?… Because FYI, I’ve already had a few of my buddies over at the CIA clear my dark past off the records
Use when: She asks for any personal details, such as your last/ full name
I don’t have one – I’m afraid that you’re going to have to stalk me the old fashioned way… peeping through my bedroom window after dark
Use when: She asks for your Facebook and you don’t want to give it to her, or just don’t have one
I’m kinda mysterious… and mystery doesn’t promote itself [Her name]
Use when: She asks why you don’t have any profile information
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I’m from Heaven technically, and so are you. I know angels when I see them
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Use when: She asks why you’re so far away. Some girls love this type of message, others not so much – no risk no return!
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I’ve already started our new wanderlust life, making footprints in the dew covered country fields. The warm fire is crackling and the marshmallow’s are begging to be toasted… Are you coming? ;)
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And in case you were wondering, “wanderlust” means you have a strong desire to travel. Use that vocabulary!
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COMPLIMENTS Compliments are great, but sometimes they can be hard to respond to.
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Rather than shying away from the compliment, the idea is to give a response that’s confident, fun and flirty. This is a short list of responses you can use to achieve that, when she compliments you or you compliment her.
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Use when: She compliments you about being witty, smart or clever
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I’m so clever that sometimes I don’t understand a single word of what I’m saying I can overlook the fact that you don’t take compliments well. Minor character flaw in my book
Use when: You compliment her and she says something other than “thanks” or doesn’t accept the compliment.
Some may say that you’re lucky to have found me then. I just say it’s fate taking it’s course
Use when: She compliments you
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Use when: She compliments you
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You’re too nice, stop! I’m gonna feel bad being handsy on our first date now
Use when: She compliments you
Be careful [Her name], laughing at my silly jokes is the quickest way to getting a date
Use when: She responds well to your jokes and funny comments.
Laughing at my stupid jokes is the first step to being swept off your feet… I hope you’re ready [Her Name]
Use when: She laughs at your stupid jokes… obviously ;)
We’re a good match, lets do this thing
Use when: She compliments you
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Be careful [Her name], all that shameless flattery might end up getting you a date
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ACQUIRE HER NUMBER
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If you’re talking with a girl on a dating app for days on end, it increases the chances that either of you will become disinterested. Strike while the iron is hot and get her number so you can progress your developing relationship. That’s easier said than done, but the lines in this section will give you the best chance to get her number.
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In this category you’ll get lines to acquire her digits that will flow with the conversation, in a manner that’s confident rather than desperate. Once you’ve got her number, you can use the transition-to-text lines that we’ve included (first texts can be a deal breaker). There are also lines to help you ease and overcome any hesitation. Godspeed, good fellow :)
What’s your number so we can get this organized
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Her: this date sounds like it’s going to be fun :) You: What’s your number so we can get this fun date organized Casually transition the conversation to text.
I need to ask you one question before I get your number
You: I need to ask you one question before I get your number Her: ok sure You: What’s your phone number? Her: Lol you’re so silly! It’s xxx-xxx-xxx
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Let’s take this to text so we can continue small talk without killing my battery
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All good things are a risk, and I promise this one will pay off. Tinder kills my battery
Use this when she hesitates in giving her number over. Example:
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You: Ok cool, what’s your number and we’ll get this organized Her: I’m not sure if I know you well enough yet… You: All good things are a risk, and I promise this one will pay off. Tinder kills my battery
You think she’ll hesitate when you ask for her number. Use when:
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Match made in Tinder heaven. Now give me your number and we can work out first date details.
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Let me get your phone number. It’s quite the leap of faith on your part but most things worth it are
She’s just said something positive about the two of you. Example: Her: Haha I secretly love Miley as well!! :) You: Match made in Tinder heaven. Now give me your number and we can work out first date details.
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You: Cool, what’s your number so we organize the details of your best ever first date Her: Haha that’s a big call You: You forgot your phone number in that last message
I think you forgot your phone number in that last message
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You: Cool, what’s your number so we organize the details of your best ever first date Her: Haha that’s a big call You: I’m pretty sure a phone number is made up of numbers, not letters Her: Smartie :P haha it’s xxx-xxx-xxx
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I’m pretty sure a phone number is made up of numbers, not letters
Well the first step to me sweeping you off your feet is getting your number
Well the first step to me sweeping you off your feet is getting your number
Let me get your number so we can make small talk while I plan that historical date
Let me get your number so we can make small talk while I plan that historical date
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It’s quite the leap of faith on your part, but most things worth it are
Use this when she hesitates in giving her number over. Example:
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You: Ok cool, what’s your number and we’ll get this organized Her: I’m not sure if I know you well enough yet… You: I realize it’s quite the leap of faith on your part, but most things worth it are Her: You’re right :) It’s xxx-xxx-xxx
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Let me get your number so I can muster up the courage to ask you out on a date.
I’m going to send you something naughty so you know it’s me
This is a playful way to transition to text once she give you her number. Example:
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Let me get your number so I can muster up the courage to ask you out on a date.
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Her: My number is xxx-xxx-xxx You: I’ll send you something naughty so you know it’s me ;)
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Make her feel like she’s special when you text her for the first time after getting her number. Example:
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I decided you’re gonna be the first (and probably only) girl I actually meet up with here
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You: Something naughty ;) Her: haha smarty :)
You: I decided you’re gonna be the first (and probably only) girl I actually meet up with here You: Congrats
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Use this when she hesitates in giving her number over. Example:
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You: Ok cool, what’s your number and we’ll get this organized Her: I’m not sure if I know you well enough yet… You: Sometimes you gotta risk it to get the biscuit
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Sometimes you gotta risk it to get the biscuit
Use this when she hesitates in giving her number over. Example:
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Of course it’s sudden, all amazing things are
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You: Ok cool, what’s your number and we’ll get this organized Her: I’m not sure, this is too quick lol You: Of course it’s sudden, all amazing things are Her: Cute :) It’s xxx-xxx-xxx Ok enough with the witty banter and flirting over Tinder. What’s your number so we can take this flirting to our dinner date
Hey it’s [Your Name], I’m looking for my [Tinder/Zoosk/OKCupid] crush with the cute smile, seen her? ;)
POWER MESSAGE. The flirtiest transition to text message that a girl will ever receive.
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Ok enough with the witty banter and flirting over Tinder. What’s your number so we can take this flirting to our dinner date
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You get a girls number and need to carry the conversation over to text.
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The first text message you send after getting a girls number can be difficult, you have to introduce yourself which can be awkward. This is a flexible template that can be modified to use in almost any situation – plus it playfully removes any first-text-tension.
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Cheat tip: Add something to the message that you’ve already commented on. For example, if you have spoken about going on a fun date together, your first message would be:
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Hey, this is [Your Name], I’m looking for the girl who’s about to go on the best first date of her life, seen her? ;)
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Cheat tip: Use the As cute as___ I’m afraid that___ line as your initial Opener (i.e. on Tinder), it will set you up perfectly for this transition to text once you get her number.
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Use when: You feel it’s right to take the conversation to text, and then she asks you a question. Example:
I’ll let you know over text, what’s your number
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Her: So when are we going to go on this amazing date? :) You: I’ll let you know over text, what’s your number Her: xxx-xx-xxx :) or:
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Her: what type of girls do you usually go for? You: I’ll let you know over text, what’s your number Her: haha smooth. It’s xxx-xx-xxx :) or
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You: Do you think you could take me in a fight ;) Her: haha maybe ;) You: Well there’s only one way we’re gonna settle this… name a time and place, what’s your number and we’ll organize it
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Do you think you could take me in a fight? ;)
Her: I hope that I fit those criteria :) You: I’ll let you know over text, what’s your number Her: xxx-xxx-xxx
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DATE TALK Just like getting her digits, you should organize (or at least agree on) a date, while the conversation is running hot.
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This section gives you a few lines that will bring up the topic of your date. The idea is to get it out in the open and let it flow from there.
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If you’re a little unsure and want detailed tips and tricks on your first date, go to www. TinderSeduction.com and check out the articles on How to Have an Amazing Tinder Date (Parts 1 and 2). You can find them in the “Blog+Tips” menu. You’ll get an easy step-by-step process you can follow. Additional secret tips on having an amazing first date (like the first-date goodbye trick that every girl loves) are in TINSANITY. The key with the “settle for an amazing date” line is to use something that she can relate to as the added date item. For example, if her profile shows her wearing the local football team’s jersey, say: You: It’s a shame the [local football team] are playing an away game this weekend Her: Why’s that You: We could have had an amazing first date and then watch the game. Now we’ll just have to settle for an amazing first date
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Well I was going to take you out on an amazing first date and introduce you to my puppy… But I’m afraid he’s busy for the weekend. Now we’ll just have to settle for an amazing first date
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You: Lets bang out sometime You: *hang ;)
Were you just trying to ask me out on a date [Her name]
Use when: She mentions anything remotely close to being a date. It is a great way to bring up the subject of your first date in a playful way.
Not so fast, I expect to be taken out to dinner before my FB relationship status changes
Not so fast, I expect to be taken out to dinner before my FB relationship status changes
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Lets bang out sometime
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Use when: You’re in a new place as a tourist or visitor and match with a local. Ask for recommendations on what you should do while you’re in town. Example:
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They all sound great, but let’s be honest… us two spending an evening together will be much more memorable for the both of us
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Her: What are you doing all the way over here? You: Just cruising through LA. Can you recommend any activities for me during my short stay Her: Definitely go to Santa Monica to stroll the pier near the ocean. Hiking to the Hollywood sign off of Beachwood Canyon is always nice. You: They all sound great, but let’s be honest… us two spending an evening together will be much more memorable for the both of us Her: Oh my. That can be arranged. How long are you here? :) You: Fly out Monday. What’s your number so we can get this amazing evening organized Her: xxx-xx-xxx call me after 5 :)
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You: That was rhetoric (Then immediately reply with the next line) You: drinks, fun and lots of flirting
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Great conversation, lots of laughs and absurd amounts of flirting
Whatever her reply is to this, you can follow up with:
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Would it be too forward to tell you our date plans or should we small talk some more
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Use when: You’ve brought up the topic of a date and she asks what have in mind for the date. This line almost always gets a great reaction.
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Example: Her: I’d love to meet up :) What do you have in mind? You: Great conversation, lots of laughs and absurd amounts of flirting Her: Haha sounds good to me! You: Perfect. What’s your number so we can organize the details
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Once the conversation is going well (especially after you make her laugh) throw this in for a playful way to start your date talk:
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Is our obvious chemistry going to be limited to Tinder, or are we going to experience it in person?
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Example: Her: Haha of course! You: So is our obvious chemistry going to be limited to Tinder, or are we going to experience it in person? Her: Ha! Would love to meet up… what do you have in mind?
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RECOVERY AND NEGATIVITY Sometimes things just don’t go to plan. Use these Recovery and Negativity lines when things get tough.
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There are lines that deal with her petty little tests. Lines that attempt to improve her mood. Lines that will reboot conversations that have gone cold. And if needed, lines that let her know that she’s not worth it. Use when: The girl is being genuinely boring, rude or abrupt.
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You’re really not hot enough to get away with being this boring
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Sometimes it shocks them into a better mood, sometimes it fuels the flames. Use when:
You’re obviously too strong for my advances, goodbye sweet [Her name]
You can’t be bothered trying for her number anymore. Girls will either respond well and say “haha wait!”, or will just say “ok bye”. Don’t forget, no risk, no return!
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I don’t feel like putting in effort to play this game so I probably don’t.
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Use when: You ask for her number, and she says you need to do more to earn it, as if she’s god’s gift. Example:
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Her: There’s the first three digits of my number. Tell me why I should give you more You: I don’t feel like putting in effort to play this game so I probably don’t. You: But you should just do it anyways
POWER MESSAGE One sentence that can be your go-to message in two different scenarios: Use it as a recovery message to revive old conversations that have gone stale – it has an exceptional response rate that is always positive. Or you can also use it as an opener – it slices through tension and breaks the ice in a way that’s witty, poetic and humorous. Conversation has a very smooth and open flow after this is used. It is perfectly suited for times when you match with a girl but neither of you comment for a few days.
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We’re both obviously playing hard to get, so how about we agree to put our egos aside in the name of lust and skip to the part where we flirt outrageously with each other
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*Note: if she’s being genuinely flirty (not conceited as above) when she says you need to earn it, then this line will backfire. In that case ignore this line and play along.
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Use when: The conversation stops. Sounds weak, but often it’s all you need to get back to the top of a girls messages and get her attention again.
Please respond
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If a girl is messaging other guys and matching with more, then if your conversation stops you will be pushed down to the bottom of her messages.
Can’t drag me in with a body like that then leave me hanging, that’s cruel
If you recover the conversation, you can use this as a follow up. Example:
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You: Please respond Her: haha sorry here I am! You: Can’t drag me in with a body like that then leave me hanging, that’s cruel
Damn, I better stop knitting our matching sweaters then
Use this to play off any of her negative responses.
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Use when: A girl is being dull, boring, difficult or negative… which is the most unfavorable mood for getting her number.
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[Her name] you can be such an Eeyore… Sometimes you gotta be like Pooh and show some optimism, or like Tigger and be reckless with excitement
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This subtly powerful message quickly addresses any negativity that a girl is showing in a way that’s authoritative yet playful. If you notice any girl showing such signs, send this message immediately and it will keep the conversation heading in the right direction.
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If you couldn’t tell, it’s a reference to the children’s series Winnie the Pooh. Girls love talking about nostalgic memories so this also creates more conversation.
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Use when: She’s giving you little “tests” or playing games with you, such as:
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[Her name], we’ve lived, we’ve laughed, we loved… But it seems like you want that to end. So I shall oblige, my sweet
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Her: You’ll have to do better than that to get my number You: [Her name], we’ve lived, we’ve laughed, we loved… But it seems like you want that to end. So I shall oblige, my sweet hot cross bun [or other ridiculous pet name – avocado, teddy bear etc.]
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You: What’s my tinderella up to Her: not much You: That was quite the awe inspiring response, I’m completely intrigued please tell me more Her: Haha as I sent that I thought wow that was terrible but I just saw it from last night and I’m at work Her: I’m actually much more intriguing lol
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That was quite the awe inspiring response, I’m completely intrigued please tell me more
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Use when: They don’t reply for a few days – you can send them something hilarious and ridiculous like this to restart the conversation.
Can’t drag me in with a body like that then leave me hanging, that’s cruel
If you recover the conversation, you can use this as a follow up. Example:
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Look here you beautiful broad I taped my phone to my face like four days ago and have been sitting in my parking lot where the reception is strongest waiting for you to message me back ever since, why are you playing games with my heart
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You: Please respond Her: haha sorry here I am! You: Can’t drag me in with a body like that then leave me hanging, that’s cruel Use when: She sends you a late response. It’s a compliment and taunt in one (aka neg).
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I see that your good fashion sense also converts well into fashionably late replies.
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Example: Her: (late response). I’m in the city this weekend. We should meet up :) Where are you? You: I see that your good fashion sense also converts well into fashionably late replies. You: I’m out of town until Monday. When are you free next week?
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Get in touch!
Looking forward to hearing from you, Marcus
[email protected]
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