Beowulf Comic

I’m a hero! ….. I think…

In Denmark……. The hall has been cleaned and repaired, King Hrothgar.

It doesn’t really matter….it will be messed up again.

The Beast won’t rest for us. He kills my men and worries my people.

He has no mercy for us, but God has run out of mercy for him. See who approaches?

*Neigh*

(donut) Geatland

WOOT!! We’re gonna totally kick some monster tail!!!

Ahem? Behold, Beowulf, son of Edgetho; the mightiest of the Geats, most powerful, most manly, strongest smelling-

Just go in….

Welcome to Herot, travelers. I wonder why you would come to a place such as this.

I have come to defeat Grendel, the monster who plagues this hall! I am the strongest of all the geats, Beowulf! Fear my beard and go-tee combo!

Ummm….Okay then. There is Grendel. Good luck!

*Whoosh!*

*Click!*

Huh, what?

*Click!*

Hello… …..

Ow !

AGGGGGGGHHH!!!

*RIP! !*

And so, later…….

Good job Beowulf!

Have some treasure… …….. That’s a good boy!

Twitch*

And the Warriors feasted along with King Hrothgar’s at Herot…..

Mwuhahaha-*hack**wheeze*!

But that night……

The next morning…… Beowulf! Get up Lad! My best soldier has been killed! I need you to avenge him!

That is beside the point! Now get moving! You need to kill Grendel’s mother! Why are you Why are still you on stillyour horse? on that horse?

Grendel’s Mother!?!?!

The Hunt!!!! Now, go jump in that lake and kill the beast! How am I supposed to hold my breath?

Hopefully you won’t….

Humph! Dumb King*jaburblegur ble-a- goo*

Oh look! A wittle fishy!

Awww! Are these your friends?

UH-OH….. *SHING !* *SHING !* *SHING !*

*SHING !* *SHWISH! *

So the mighty Beowulf retreated to a totally inconspicuous underwater battle hall…..

Aggh! !! Aggh! !! A A g g g g h *SHWISH! h ! ! ! * ! ! !

Aggh! !!

No…. No!

It can’t be you!!!!

Bella!

(Underwater Candle?)

You didn’t think I’d let you get away with what you did to my Grendel, did you? Now Die!

*ROAR!* (INSERT RANDOM JAPANESE FIGHTING WORDS HERE!)

Hey look, a sword.

*SHING!*

Well, now to return to the surface before I run out of air!

And everyone was happy!

Beowulf had defeated both Grendel and Grendel’s mother. King Hrothgar gave him many treasures. Beowulf then returned home to Geatland. After some time, the king of the Geats died and Beowulf became king. He reigned for fifty years until a dragon started to ravage the country. It killed many and worried the people very much. Beowulf took it upon himself to defeat the beast and save the land. Where is the tower now, servant?

It’s right over there….

Alright, you may leave now…

*ROAR!*

I have waited for this day, prepare to die!

You’ll never defeat me, Clendragon!!! Mwuahahahaha!

Take This!

Aggh! He’s strong! I’m not as young as I use to be…..

I’ll have to use my secret technique……

3D! !!

HiYa! !!!

POW!

Hahaha! That technique is useless against my scaly hide!

Only one of Beowulf’s men had been brave enough to stay and help him: Wiglaf….

Beowulf! Do what you were born to do!

DANCE! !!

What?

NO!!! ! Bleh!

Too…..much …….FUNK!!!

And Beowulf saved the day again! But…..

Poison! My days are over Wiglaf……tell…that donut…that…..I loved…her.

And so it happened that Beowulf died protecting his country……

Hey! Whaddya’ know? I was a hero!