Ballad of Barry & Freda - Victoria Wood

The Ballad of Barr y and Freda

Piano

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          

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 Voice

Fre-da and Bar -ry sat o ne ne

Pno.

night..

The The sky  sky   was clear,the stars stars were were

12

 Voice

 bright..

Pno.

The wind wind  was soft,

the moon moon was up.

Fre - da drained her

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 Voice

co - coa cup.

Pno.

She licked licked her lips lips she felt felt sub lime.. lime..

She switched switched off Gard' ner's ner's Ques Ques - tion tion

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 Voice

Time..

Pno.

     

Bar-ry crin cringe ged d

   

 

in fear fear and dread dread

as

Fre - da gra grabbed bbed his

tie and said:

                    

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 Voice

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

Let's do it!

Pno.

Let's do it!

Do it while the mood is

right!

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 Voice

I'm feel - ing

Pno.

a - ppeal -ing I've rea- lly got a n ap -pe- tite!

I'm on fi - re

  with de- sire I could

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 Voice

han-dle half the te -nors in a male voice cho- ir!

Pno.

Let's do it!

Let's do it to

night!

Buthe said:

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 Voice

I can't do it!

Pno.

I can't do it! I don't   be- lievein too much sex!

This fas - hion for pas - sion

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 Voice

turnsus in - to ner- vous

Pno.

wrecks!

No de - ri - sion

my de - ci - sion!

I'd

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 Voice

ra-ther watch the S pin -ners on the te -le - vi- sion!

Pno.

I can't do it!

I can't do it to

night!

So she said:

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 Voice

Let's do it!

Pno.

Let's do it!

Do it til our hearts go

                                                              

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 Voice

Li - ving in the

Pno.

li - ving

room!

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 Voice

                          

50

 Voice

                    I can't do it!

Pno.

This

Let's do it!

I can't do it!Me 'ea - vy breath -ing days are

                             

  

Go na - tive!

Cre-a - tive!

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Bendme o -ver back -  wards on me hos- tess trol - ley!

Pno.

boom!

fol - ly 

is

Let's do it to night!

gone!

jol - ly!

Buthesaid

I'm ol - der, feel col - der It's

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          

53

 Voice

o - ther things that turn me

Pno.

on!

I'm im -plor - ing,

I'm

bo-ring

I'd

55

 Voice

ra-ther read this c a-ta-logue on vi-nyl floor ing!

Pno.

I can't do it!

Ican'tdo it to

night!

So she said:

58

 Voice

Let's do it!

Pno.

Let's do it!

Have a cra-zy night of love!

I'll strip bare

I'll just wear sti

61

 Voice

let-toes and an

Pno.

o -  ven

glove!

Don't starve a

girl of

a

pa - la - va!

63

 Voice

Dan-gle from the ward - robe in yer ba - la - cla - va!

Pno.

Let's do it!

Let's do it to

night!

Buthe said:

5

  

                                                                                                                        

66

 Voice

I can't do it!

Pno.

I can't do it! I know I'd on- ly get it

wrong!

Don't an - gle for meto dan - gle Me

69

 Voice

arms have ne - ver been that

Pno.

strong!

Stop pou- ting!

                             

        

Stop shou - ting!

You

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     

71

 Voice

knowI pulled a mus -cle when I did that grou - ting!

Pno.

I can't do it!

I can't do it to

night!

74

 Voice

Let's do it!

Pno.

Let's do it!

Share a night ofwild ro-

mance!

Fre - ne - tic!

Po - e - tic!

77

 Voice

This could be your last   big

Pno.

chance!

                  

To quote Mil -ton

 

 

 

     

   

To eat stil- ton

         

  

 

to

6

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        

79

 Voice

roll in gay a - ban - don on the tuf -  ted Wil- ton!

Pno.

                                     Let's do it!

Let's do it to

night!

82

 Voice

I can't do it!

Pno.

I can't do it! I've got

o - ther lit - tle jobs on

hand!

84

 Voice

Don't grouse

Pno.

a -round the house I've got a bu - sy   eve-ning

planned!

86

 Voice

Stop nag - ging!

Pno.

I'm flag- ging!

You know as   well as

I do thatthe pipes  want lag- ging!

88

 Voice

Can't do it!

Pno.

Can't do it

to

night!

Let's do it!

Let's do it!

7

                                                                                                                                                                                       

91

 Voice

 WhileI'm rea-lly in the

Pno.

mood!

Three

cheers

It'syears since Icaught  youe- vense-mi

nude!

94

 Voice

Get dras- tic!

Pno.

Gym - nas - tic!

Wear  your bag- gy  Y fronts with the loose e - las - tic! but

                                                                                                                                       

96

 Voice

Let's do it!

Pno.

Let's do it to

night!

I can't do it!

I can't do it! I

99

 Voice

must re-fuse to get un -

Pno.

                    

101

 Voice

I feel sil - ly 

                     

 

go with-out me ther -mal

Pno.

dressed!

vest!

          

it's too chil - ly  to

                                        Don't choose me!

Don't use me!

                                 

Me

8

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     

103

 Voice

mo thersenta note tosayyoumust ex cuse me!

Pno.

Ican'tdo it!

Ican'tdo it to

night!

106

 Voice

Let's do it!

Pno.

Let's do it! I feel I ab -so-lute -ly  must!

I won't ex-empt you! Want to tempt  you!

109

 Voice

 Want todrive you mad   with lust!

Pno.

No

cau - tions,

  just

con -tor - tions!

111

 Voice

Smear an a -va - ca- do on my low  er por- tions!

Pno.

Let's do it!

Let's do it to

night!

114

 Voice

I can't do it!

Pno.

I can't do it!It's real-ly not my cup of tea!

I'm har - rassed! Em - bar - rassed! I

9

                                               

117

 Voice

  wish youhad- n't picked on

Pno.





me!

                                 

No dra - mas,

give me my py- ja- mas!

The

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         

119

 Voice

on-ly girlI'm mad a -bout is Ju -dith Chal - mers!

Pno.

Ican't do it!

Can't do it to

night!

122

 Voice

Let's do it!

Pno.

Let's do it! I

rea-lly want to run a

mok!

Let's wig - gle!

Let's jig - gle!Let's

125

 Voice

real - ly  make the raf -  ters

Pno.

rock!

Be might - y,

  be flight- y,

127

 Voice

come and melt the but - tons on me flame - proof night - y!

Pno.

Let's do it!

Let's do it to

night!

10

                           

130

 Voice

Pno.

Let's go!

Pno.

Let's do it!

                                          

133

 Voice

                         

Let's do it! I real -ly want torant and

Cause I know justhow I want you to

night!

Pno.

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rave!

        

                                   Not bleak - ly,

not meek - ly!

                                        Let's do it!

Let's do it

                                                               

138

 Voice

 behave!

                                       Beatme on the bot - tom with a Wo -man's Week-  ly!

Pno.

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                   

136

 Voice

            

to -