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Just curious, are you related to coach Jong Uichico of Barangay Ginebra? C o a c h J o n g i s m y b r o t h e r .F r v e boys kamiand all La Sallites, a l l a t h l e t e s .M y b r o t h e r s P l a y b a s k e t b a l l .A k o , I l o v e b a s k e t b a l l b u t t h e s p o r t d o e s n ' tl o v em e . I e n d e d u p p l a y i n gv o l l e y b a l l . How did Sundot Pindot, Hubo't Hubad come about? T h e b o o k ' s a c t u a l l ya r e s u l t o f a c o l l e c t i o no f t e x t j o k e s I h a v e . When I had a stroketwo Years a g o , I f e l t r e a l l yd o w n . W a l a k a n g g i n a g a w a .I s t a r t e d t a l k i n g t o t h e w a l l s .W h e n t h e w a l l s s t a r t e d t a l k r n gt o m e , k i n a b a h a n n a a k o . B u t m y f r i e n d sk e p t s e n d i n g m e j o k e s t o c h e e r m e u P . I c o m P i l e di t . Just wondering, are you an advocate of sex education? T a y o k a s ie x p e r i m e n t a l a h a t . A n d w h e n y o u e x p e r i m e n at l o t , d e f i n i t e l ys o m e t h i n gw i l l g o w r o n g . Mga Pinoy pag may naghubad, lahat n4l< LI,J

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THECOMPLETE PERSEPOLIS Authorandlllustmtor: Ma{aneSatrapi (Pantheon) Persepolis is the new Maus. Already a b r i l l i a n t( a n d Oscar-nominated) film adaptation, t h e g r a p h i cn o v e l , o r i g i n a l l yp u b l i s h e d in two parts, is a m e m o i ro f a g i r l ' s c o m i n g - o f - a g ei n h e r h o m e l a n d ,l r a n .A n d for us readers,it's a quickand interesting h i s t o r yl e s s o no n t h e Middle Eastas well. This series,which was o r i g i n a l l yp u b l i s h e di n two-parts, gives us a unique look at history

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JIMMYCORRIGAN:A STRANGE DAY THESMARTEST A u t h o rl :l a m o nH u r d , I{IDONEARTH l l l u s t r a t oTr :a t i a nG a ill A u t h oar n dl l l u s t r a t o r : ChrisWare (Pantheon) The amountof detail put on this book will drive you crazy or, al t h e v e r y l e a s t ,c a n turn you obsessivec o m p u l s i v e .N o t h i n g r e a l l ys t r i k i n ga t f i r s t g l a n c e ,i t ' s a d r a m a about an estranged f a t h e ra n d s o n . W h a t makes Jimmy Corrigan s p e c i a li s C h r i s Ware's jaw-dropping way of playing with the comic book form t o d e l i v e rm e a n i n g f u l storytelling.

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( A l t e r n a t iC ve ornics) H e r e ' sa q u i c k r o u n o up: Guy skipsschoo to wait outside a local music store for The Cure's newest album. W h i l e t h e r e ,g u y e n d s u p h o o k i n gu p w i t h g i r l ,w h i c h t u r n s o u t t o h a v ea s i m i l a ri n t e r e s t . They sharethe day in witty banterand Robert Smith lyrics. l f y o u ' r ei n t o s o m e l i g h tp a g e - f l i p p i n g , opt for this one. lt's a f e e l - g o o ds h o r t read,a definite must for new wave fanboys.

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Kailangan kong ibigay covergirl makeyou horny? lt's just that I thinkhindi ako lahat, pero nung ginagawa ko "By hellshe should,otherwise napiga.Nung auditionkasi yunglove scenes,hindi ko kinaya. you'd defeatyour own purpose punung-punoako ng confidence, Could that be good news for entirely!"the Socratesesamong pero sa competitionitselfunfrus? Please expound. you would retort.And you'd be unting nauubosyung confidence I thinkI have,like,four lovescenes right.We are, anyway,askingthis ko. But I'm thankfultobe part of and two torridkissingscenes!Dun questionnot becausewe want to the top 12. Froma thousandto a ako rnedyo natakotperol was able get AN answer,but becauseour hundred,to 50, 30 and down to to do them naman,so thankGod. newlyunearthedtreasure,Precious 12. lt was okayna rin kasimedyo Yes, thank God you have four Adona,is aboutto be launchedlike nakilala ako. Nagulatako may mga love scenes! a rocketfrom a bottle in theaters Friendsteraccount akong hindi Ha ha! througha sexyflick called Torotot ako ang gumawa.Sa YouTube,if Did you do proper researchthis month.And you know how dati "Be Bench"yung sine-search i.e., watching porn or sexy "torotot"translatesto English, ko, now if ltype my own namemay flicks-before jumping into the right? searchresultsna. lfeel likeI'm scenes? "Horn."Yes.But enoughof our getting there.Malakingbagay sa No...AlthoughI've seenUnfaithful, lazyjournalism.Moviegoersshould akin yung pagsaliko sa contest.In OriginalSrn,and the like before. be gearingup at this time to see most placesI go, I get recognized. OriginalSrn has the most the 23-year-oldex-BeBench Any vital learning you'd want memorablesexyscene for me so modelsearchcontestantbare to instill in other would.be far-when AntonioBanderasand moreof herselfon the big screen. contestants? AngelinaJoliewere makinglove. "Best friend ko si Maui flaylorl I can't say for cedain,ha ha!Thisis I don't know if lwas that good,or rifo,"she explains."Parehasmay onlythe first contestI hadjoined. kung lumabas na sexy talagayung flawsyung asawa namin,so To me, ljust learnedhow to be ginawa ko. One of my costars nagloko kami, nanorotot kami!' patient.I learnedhow to accept eventofd me,"Alam mo, wala So hereright beforeyou,an defeat. kang kalibog-libog sa katawan!' overgenerous previewof better Speaking of defeat, did any So perhaps you could tell it thingsto come.Everybodyhonk catfights occur backstage? yourself: Wala nga ba? your hornsfor Precious! Ah wala, neverakong nagkaAy, hindi ko nga alam eh, ha ha! problema sa mga kasamako Kasiparang may pagka-childishpa kasi I'm easyto get alongwith. rin ako, isip-bata.The way I move, You got quite a good drizzle Sometimesit's also bad kasithey the way I speak,I can say I am still there! Feeling cold now? tend to abuseyou. immature. Hindi masyado kasimedyo tense tHornst din ako.The water was, actually, just rightl Where do you think will Let's talk about the title... What was running in your mind people's eyes wander Torotot could either mean the whole time the crew was when they see this on the a horn or an act of adultery. spraying water on your body? newsstands? Which one does it pertain to? I was a bit nervousbecause Hopefufly,my eyes, kasinag-exert Sa movie,it can be a horn.like the firsttime I met Doc (the talaga ako ng efforLdun. Sana the one you use,or duringthe photographer), I thought baka mata talaga,hindi yung ibang earlytimes,a term kapag niloko sobrang galing niya, bakahindi ko mata.Hahal ka ng asawa mo. Kapag lalaki ma-meetyung expectationsninyo. And how would you describe nanloko, nangaliwa; kapag babae, But he is in fact SO good that he your, er, "primary,' eyes? nanorotot.To give you an idea, showedme the emotionsI should My eyes are veryexpressive. best friend ko si Maui rito, parehas depict sa shots niya, kaya nadalian They'rethe windowto my soul, mayflawsyung asawa namin,so ako.I was guidedallthroughout. likethey say.When I'm sad or nagloko kami. So in these photos, what happy, talagangmakikita mo yung Ever did a "torotot" in real life? emotions were you depicting? nararamdamanko through my Me? Hindi pa... More of sa eyes and tensionng eyes. Now this question has become muscles.I felt so luckybecause How is it different shooting a pass6 but we have to ask you the peopleI was workingwith film and a pictorial? anryay out of curiosity. What earlierwere all good. ln my first indiefilm kasisobrang kind of man would you not do We understand these thingsikli lang ng roleko. 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attentive,may isang salita,hindi mayabang.I don't ask for a perfect guy,I don't go for lhe guwapo, machotype. Gusto ko lang a personwith a greatsmile. Do you have safety measures for you not to be cheated on? Are you the jealous type? Dati oo, pero ngayon hindi na. Medyo lumulugarna ako.Feeling ko matandana ako para sa childishrelationships. Marunong akong magselospero hindi yung tipong,"Who'sthis?Who's that?

What are you doing?Whereare you?"As long as I feel secure, kahit lumabaska with girls or boys, l'll be calm. What's one thing you hate about men? Most men are liarsand one-foot forward,pakitangtao.Ayaw ko ng mga mayayabang.I don't like guyswho rollaroundwiththeir dad'scarsand spendtheirmom's money.I know becausewhen I boughtmy first car it was almost from my own money.

Should we expect more sexy roles by you in the future? I would loveto try anotherrole,but as muchas possibleI don't want to do sexymoviesanymore.I'd rather do dramaor comedy.Hopefully. Grabe namankasr,I felt so tired in that movielHa ha! | had likeseveral lovescenes,kissingscenes, wild thingsthat you would never imagineme doing.Hopefully I'llget a chanceto act out a differentrole. Would you like to be the one giving the slap or receiving it? Receivingit. I liketo be the oppressed.I alwaysliketo cry. Siguro marami lang yung pinaghuhugutanko.I had so muchproblemsin the past,na siguronag-ipun-ipon na.In a way it was easyfor me to cry.But therewas this one scenein the moviena I was superdown, I was cryingpero walanglumalabasna luha. Nahihirapanakong umiyak. Napagodna yung utak kong maginternalize.Sa City Jailyun hal Ever had a lun-in with the police? Nahuli na ako, naparana ako nang sobrang daming beses.One time nahuli talaga ako kasi I was drivingmy unregistered car.The policewere like,"Ano tiketanna ba kita?" Sabi ko,"Sige tiketanmo akot' Ayaw ko kasingnagbibigay ng lagay, okaylang kung mahuli. Althoughkawawanaman sila kasi maliit na nga suweldo tapospagod na pagod pa. Pero kahit na, hindi pa rin sila dapat nangongotong. Other than that, wala na. Ayoko, takotako.I'm not a risk-taker. lt's eitherI play it safeor I makesure. How was your experience inside the jail? Nakulong ako,as in pumasok talagaako sa City Jailat nakihalubilo sa mga nakakulong. Nakakaawarin yung mga tao roon, when I'm studyingthe scriptthey'd say, "O wag kayong maingay,nagi-internalizesi Ma'aml'They'dtell me storiesof their lives,kung bakit silanakulong,and they'dtell me, "Dito ang dali lang umiyak!' Did you get to taste prison food? No.FHM For more photos of Precious, log on to www.fhm.com.ph. Vote for Precious, text FHM10O Precious Adona to 2948

We're dumber! abouthow losehair stressing Teachers throughourthick to ram theirlessons skulls.That'swhy 86 percenl of our female aredearerto them.They're classmates to 82 readingandmathwizardscompared youthink? pErcenlof us.A paltryadvantage, season Waittill it matterscomeiob-hunting thanher. whenyou'llgetfewercallbacks (www.nso. gov.ph; www.lcrfw.gov.ph)

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Wetre immature! Justa monthintoyour breakupand you find out she'salreadyhittingit big with a new guy.Someoneolder,more successful and richerthanyou! Sixty percent of women,sooner or later,do. Noteto self: Honeys abhorbabysitting insecureyoung men! (www.thei nternetdatingg uide.com)

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Signwe're earninglessthan her:E5 percentof Filipinasrefuseto open a jointsavingsaccount with theirboyfriends. (CosmoPhilippines Survey) We're hardlv' in control! And boy,do our women loveit! lt's insanehow we can be so givingmajorityof the time. Eighty two percent of Pinaysbelievetheirhusbandsor boyfriendsallowthem to callthe shotsin theirrelationship! Who's the realmartyrnow? (Cosmo Philippines Survey)

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46 percent of the hotties out therehavea hardtime enjoyingsexwith guyswho are intellectually inferiorto them. Thismatteronlyconcerns27 percent of us on the otherhand. Whichillustrates exactlywhich headdoesthe thinkingfor us most of the time. (www.tickle.com)

Sweethearts, 46 percent of them,easilyturnto other activities whentheirsexliveshit a dull streak.They(93 percent) considerthemselves more sexuallypowerfulnow thanthey were a decadeago. (www.spiegel.de; C osmo Philippines survey)

We drool over fenna fameson! of womensaytheyneverletpornrule their lives.(vwrvr,blazinggrac e.Drg) 88 FHM N/AY2008 www.fhm.com.ph

A study shows that men are far more interested in shortterm casualsex than women: 75 percent of the men approached by an attractive female stranger agreed to have sex with her while zero percent of the women approached by an attractive male s t r a n g e rd i d . (www. p sy ch o Iogytod ay.co m)

're lousy bosses! There'sa reasonourwomencolleagues hogthecorporate spotlight morethanwe do.A studyof variousFortune500 companies showsthathiringmorefemaledirectors is pretfymuchakinto winningthelottojackpot. Themoretheygrowin number,themore profitableandefficient yoru company becomes. f,onsider thesechart-busting figures:female execsrecordan 83 percent higheraverage We surf for returnon eqr:ity,73 percenl higherreturn Internet porn! Sometimes, we lingerafter on sales,ild ll2 percent higherreturn officehoursto abuseour free on investedcapitalthantheirrepresentationInternetaccess.ftrenty percent of menaccesspornography while bnrningmalecounterparts. fu,wvw.ft.com) only 13 percent of womendo. You'realreadythinkingeyeball, aren'tyou?Worththe XOXOs, really,but it'llbe tough.Thegood news:You'llfind twicethe number of womenthanmen in chatrooms. The bad news:about 7O percent of themkeeptheircyberlifestyle prettyhush-hush. (www.wsr.byu.edu)

We're pessiinistic! Ninetytwo percentof womenfeelthey'rein controlof theirlives.Women (88 percent) expressgreat satisfactionover keepingtheir familieshappy.And84 percent of themthinkthe worldwill be a betterplacein 10 years. (www.avon.com)

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We're excited about happy hour! In both developedand developing countries, women work 35 hours morethan men everyweek.Thoughwe suspect they spenda good amountof whichwalkingto and fro the ladies roomfor facialretouches. (www.wallw orkshop.com)

We're incompetent! In theworkplace, thereare currentlyoverlwo million Pinays holdingsupervisory and positions executive versusl.E million Pinoys. (vrvrvr,dole.gou.ph)

I was in Amsterdamfor a vacation and couldn'tresistthe urgeto experiencefirsthandhow it was liketo partythere.Walkingin the city one night,I saw people wearingverylittleclothing-shorts, nets,gladiatoroutfits-ateight degreesCelsius,outsidethisclub. Instantlymy friendand I purchased VIP ticketsfor 40 Euroseachto see whatwas happeninginside. Uponentrywe were greeted by two gorgeouswomen,who offeredus drinks.We walkeda few morestepsand saw a large projectorshowingnakedvideosof womenmasturbating, womentied up,womensmooching. Further inside,we saw womenwearing leather, chainsand thingsI could onlydreamof wearing-thong PVCs,bodypaints, and somevery whorishtype of outfits! We went to the areaat the backof the DJ and noticedtwo Jacuzzison both sides.A few minuteslatertwo toplessdancers came out of nowhereand started shakingtheirhipson the ledge. I ordereddrinks,drankthem likewater,and dancedtoo as soonas I got tipsy,all the while staringat theseseductivewomen. It didn'ttake long untilI started to copy theirmoves.A woman namedAnna approachedme and said,"Oh, you are one hot girl,stop seducingme, pleasel'We both giggled. Anothergirl, Bianca,came up to me.

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Anothergirl on my right,Ericka, who was about a foot awayfrom Dianne,willinglyshowedherown pussyin her almostnon-existent Amazonaskirt.To my surprise, Biancaleaneda littleto my right and did a spreadeaglein frontof me.She showedher own jewels whileanotherguy besideher boyfriend,Frank,startedto play with her clitoris. Geeezz!What a party!| was so overwhelmed, lthoughtof playingwith thesewomenbut my friendmightget pissedif I did so. I was not even sure if I wanted to becausemy interactionwith them mightleadto a free-for-all crazeof touchingand gang-banging in the

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