139-140 Halloween Special

The Fairly OddParents “Halloween Special” #139 & #140 PLEASE RESPOND WITH NOTES BY 12.19.01

Written By: Jack Thomas and Steve Marmel and Butch Hartman First Draft – Act I: 11.13.01 Second Draft – Act II: 11.28.01 Third Draft – Acts I & II: 12.11.01 Final Draft – Acts I & II: 12.17.01

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The Fairly OddParents: “Halloween Special”

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ECU - side view of a monster's head As the MONSTER growls, we rotate around until we see it's eyes and they don't see quite right. It's obviously a MASK. MONSTER Yeeaaarrrgh! Hmmm, I don't think so. PULL BACK TO REVEAL we're in Timmy's room. It's Halloween and the place is decorated to the max. The monster we just saw pulls it's HEAD off, revealing TIMMY in a MONSTER COSTUME. ANGLE ON COSMO AND WANDA, who float above Timmy as BATS. Cosmo faces the opposite direction from Wanda. WANDA Well, it looks scary to me, Timmy. What do you think, Cosmo? COSMO How would I know? I'm blind as a bat! Cosmo spins, flies into Wanda and they both crash to the ground, where they change back into themselves. POOF! Timmy goes back to normal! TIMMY (O.S.) Come on. The only reason I even waited this long to pick a costume is because you guys can Poof one up for me! WANDA Okay, sport. Buckle up!! Cosmo and Wanda wave their wands... let the variations begin! POOF! Timmy is DRACULA. TIMMY Dracula? Are you nuts? I can be wasted by wood! POOF! Timmy is FRANKENSTEIN'S MONSTER. TIMMY What am I, selling cereal? Next! POOF! Timmy is THE WOLF MAN. TIMMY

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Boring! Itchy! POOF! Timmy is changed back to normal. TIMMY *sigh* All these costumes stink! Guys, I need a cool costume! SFX: KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK POOF! Cosmo and Wanda go into the fishbowl as MOM and DAD enter. We find MOM dressed like Dad, and DAD dressed like Mom. FROM NOW ON, DAD'S VOICE COMES OUT OF MOM'S BODY, AND MOM'S VOICE COMES OUT OF DAD'S BODY. DAD AS MOM Like ours! I'm going as your Mom!! MOM AS DAD And I'm going as your Dad! TIMMY And I'm going straight to therapy. DAD AS MOM The heck you are! You're going trick or treating, whether you're crazy or not! Mom and Dad exit. TIMMY We gotta move quick... Chester and AJ will be here any minute, and then it's off to get the best kind of candy... COSMO AND TIMMY FREE CANDY! WANDA Well, give us a little help, sport! What do you want your Halloween costume to be? Timmy pulls out a a DVD: "Crash Nebula vs. The Pumpkinator!" TIMMY Well... I could go as super cool, super hunky, space hero, Crash Nebula... but Halloween's about being real scary... I wanna go as the

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bad guys in his Halloween special... the Jack-o-bots! COSMO What's a Jack-o-boot? TIMMY Jack-o-bot, Cosmo! Each of them have their own, special, cool power. But when all four link up, they turn into the Pumpkinator -a Halloween-themed doomsday weapon that can blow up the world! COSMO And this is cool because..? TIMMY Can YOU destroy an entire planet? Cosmo raises his wand... Wanda knocks it out of his hand. TIMMY (re:DVD) I mean, look at these cool Costumes! The real ones from the movie! They're awesome! ON THE DVD COVER - We see CRASH fighting TWO MALE Jack-o-bots (Gold and Silver) and TWO FEMALE Jack-o-bots (Diamond --shiny with facets-- and Ruby.) Each Jack-o-bot has a letter, representing them - G for Gold, P for Platinum, etc. TIMMY Why should I go in some stupid made up costume, when I can just wish for one of these babies? I wish I had one of the Jack-obot costumes! Cosmo and Wanda wave their wands and POOF! Nothing happens. TIMMY Hey, what gives? Wanda looks at the star on her wand. It acts like a computer screen, showing a readout of the Jack-o-bot costumes. WANDA Hmm... It says here there are only four actual costumes, and they were won in a

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contest! Somebody must have already have 'em! TIMMY Who?? SFX: DING DONG! KIDS (O.S.) Trick or treat! DAD (O.S.) Wow! Cool, authentic "Jack-O-Bot" costumes, kids! TIMMY WHAT?!? Timmy runs OS. Cosmo and Wanda POOF OS. CUT TO: EXT. ANGLE ON: THE FRONT DOOR - Cosmo and Wanda In as PUMPKINS. A CANDLE is lit inside Cosmo. COSMO Ow! OW! OW! Dad and Mom and Timmy enter. Standing in the doorway are: TAD and CHAD, dressed as GOLD and SILVER Jack-o-bots and TRIXIE AND VERONICA, dressed as a DIAMOND AND RUBY Jack-o-bot. Their costumes look exactly like the ones on the DVD cover. They all strike Manga-Esque action poses. TAD I'm the Gold Jack-o-bot! CHAD I'm Silver! TRIXIE And I'm the Flawless, Diamond Princess Jack-o-bot, and this is my lackey, the less precious, Ruby Jack-o-bot! (to Veronica) More shine, please. Hatefully, Veronica buffs Trixie's costume with some POLISH.

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TIMMY HEY! How'd you get those costumes? They were supposed to be won in a contest! CHAD Well, may the richest kids, who can bribe the judges, win! VERONICA Besides, you're not rich enough to bribe a judge and get a costume this cool! TAD Now fork over the treats or... Tad hits a BUTTON on his suit and a Carton of EGGS pops out of one of his shoulders, like a missile array, while a roll of TOILET PAPER pops into his hands. CHAD Ya get tricked! DAD AS MOM There will be no need for tricking here! MOM AS DAD Costumes this great, deserve treats equally as wonderful! Mom as Dad reaches OS. And hands the kids: DAD AS MOM Here's Timmy's video games, all his CDs and the money we were saving for his birthday presents! Bags filled, they leave. Timmy scowls. TIMMY HEY! Why'd you give them all that stuff? DAD AS MOM Why shouldn't we? Those costumes were awesome! SFX: DING DONG! Timmy opens the door. Toilet paper is everywhere. We reveal AJ and CHESTER. AJ is dressed like the FRANKENSTEIN MONSTER and CHESTER is dressed as a VAMPIRE. Mom and Dad stare at the costumes.

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DAD AS MOM While Chester and AJ's costumes are NOT awesome! MOM AS DAD But you kids will get something equally as wonderful! Advice! Dad instantly whips out a PLASTIC PUMPKIN, full of little slips of PAPER. Chester and AJ open their BAGS hopefully. Dad (as Mom) hands slips of paper to both Chester and AJ. CHESTER (reading) "Remember to say please and thank you, even when receiving lame advice for a Halloween treat?" AJ (reading) "Right Clicking your mouse gives you a variety of options while editing documents." DAD AS MOM Happy Halloween! They exit. Timmy returns to see Chester and AJ, furious, holding eggs and toilet paper. CHESTER Your parents stink, Timmy! TIMMY That may be true, but... Come on! What'd you expect? You're not gonna get any candy in those lame outfits! AJ Oh yeah? What are you going as? TIMMY Well, I wanted to go as a Jack-o-bot, but the rich kids cheated their way into getting all the costumes. (pulls out A PHOTO of Vicky) Of course, I can always go as the most terrifying monster in the world! Vicky!

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Timmy laughs like it's the funniest thing he's ever heard in his life. Chester and AJ look at each other nervously. And then... Of course... VICKY steps in. TIMMY Uh... Vicky? VICKY Yep. TIMMY (realizing she heard him) My parents are paying you to take me, Chester and AJ Trick or Treating, aren't they? VICKY Mmm hmm! TIMMY I'm dead aren't I? VICKY You're not just dead! You're UN-Dead!! Vicky whips out a roll of TOILET PAPER and mummifies Timmy. TIMMY (flexing TP Off) No way, I'm not going like this! VICKY Hmm... Good thing I brought the 2-ply! She mummifies Timmy again. Chester and AJ golf clap. TIMMY (struggling) One ply too many.. Can't break free! CHESTER Ooo. A Mummy made of toilet paper. AJ Much less lame. VICKY And remember: I get a 70/30 split of all candy taken in! Move it!

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CUT TO: EXT. - TIMMY'S HOUSE - SAME TIME The streets are littered with little KIDS in various COSTUMES. Little ghosts, little goblins... Princesses, ponies... You name it. ANGLE ON - Timmy, Chester, AJ and Vicky, beginning the annual trek for candy. Everywhere we look, we see kids dressed in costume. TIMMY Well, I don't care if I am wrapped in toilet paper and my costume stinks. I'm ready, I'm willing and I'm... uh... COSMO (O.S.) Totally absorbent!! Widen to reveal Cosmo and Wanda? WANDA is dressed like a NURSE and COSMO, a JANITOR! They look like ordinary human beings. No wands, no wings, no crowns. Just floating above the ground. TIMMY Right, Cosmo! (beat; What the hell?) Cosmo? Wanda? What are you guys doing? If anybody sees you with me, you'll have to go away forever! WANDA Timmy, It's okay! It's Halloween! Everybody's wearing a costume!! COSMO Nobody will know we're fairies! This year, I'm going as a floating human janitor! WANDA And I'm a floating human nurse! VICKY And I'm the wicked witch of "where's my candy?!?" START BEGGING! Timmy and the Godparents look at each other, terrified. DISSOLVE TO: EXT. - OUTER SPACE / ABOVE EARTH - SAME TIME

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ANGLE ON: A YUGOPOTAMIAN WARSHIP, with a SPY LENS pointed directly at the planet Earth. We hear KING GRIPPULLON CUT TO: INT. - THE WARSHIP - SAME TIME ON A VIEW SCREEN: Timmy and the Godparents look terrified. KING GRIPPULLON Behold, my Queen! Creatures of every size, shape and species known throughout the galaxy! The Earthlings are hosting some sort of intergalactic convention! QUEEN JIPJORULAC Without inviting us? They are conspiring against us! AAAAA!!!! KING GRIPPULLON This offense by the Earthlings demands a royal response of the highest order! I... SHALL POUT!! The king crosses his arms and scowls. The queen sighs as we... DISSOLVE TO: EXT. - A DOORWAY - MOMENTS LATER Timmy and the gang stand at the door as the Rich Kids, in their Jack-o-bot suits, walk past them in the other direction, holding their overstuffed candy BAGS. TAD Good thing these actual Jack-o-bot costumes give us enhanced strength! CHAD Yeah! It sure makes it easier to carry all this candy nobody else is getting! Vicky grabs Timmy and uses his head to knock. TIMMY Agh! Ugh Ouch! CHESTER

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(To Vicky) You know, there's a bell. Vicky picks up Chester and uses his head to ring the BELL. CHESTER Ouch! ALL KIDS TRICK OR TREAT!!! MS. WAXELPLAX - dressed as A MIRROR - opens the door. TIMMY Principal Waxelplax? You're dressed as a mirror? WAXELPLAX So you can all see what wonderful students you are!! I have an extra special gift for all of you!! She instantly places REFLECTIVE TAPE on everyone's costume. TIMMY Reflective tape?!? WAXELPLAX That's right. I'm reflective! You're reflective! And This year, I'm giving away Safety! And if you TP my house, I'll hold you all back a year! The door slams. CHESTER I'm being held back a year anyway. Chester pulls out Toilet paper as we... DISSOLVE TO: EXT. - DR. BENDER'S HOUSE - LATER The gang rings the bell. EVERYONE Trick or Treat!!

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DR. BENDER, and his son, WENDALL, dressed as the TOOTH FAIRY, opens his door. TIMMY Wow! Great evil dentist costume, Dr. Bender! And great Tooth Fairy costume, Wendall! BENDER/WENDALL What costumes? Bender pulls out a TOOTH-SHAPED BUCKET OF CANDY. BENDER Here you go, children! Sugar flavored, sugar coated, pieces of sugar! Wrapped in sugar and filled with anti-Fluoride. TIMMY Awesome! BENDER Enjoy the tooth rotting goodness... Bender whips out EVERY LETHAL POINTY DENTIST TOOL known to man. BENDER ...and I'll be slowly scraping your gums in no time! KIDS AAAA! They run OS. WENDALL You're why I don't have any friends. CUT TO: INT. - THE WARSHIP - SAME TIME ON A VIEW SCREEN: Timmy and the kids are running. King Grippullon is focussing on the Trick or Treat BAGS. KING GRIPPULLON Wait... Wait... ON SCREEN: CLOSE UP OF VICKY eating from her bag.

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KING GRIPPULLON GASP! The Earthlings are distributing sugar flavored, sugar coated, pieces of sugar! QUEEN JIPJORRULAC AAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!! KING GRIPPULLON You were right, my queen! It is a conspiracy! They are arming themselves for war with the substance most lethal to we Yugopotamians... candy! This offense demands a royal response of an even HIGHER order!! I...shall... The king starts scribbling on a note PAD. KING GRIPPULLON ...write an angry letter!! (scrawls a "Q") Q! (reveals it) Somebody mail this. CUT TO: EXT. - THE BUXAPLENTY MANSION - LATER The gang walks up the long sidewalk to the entrance of the Buxaplenty house. Vicky stands at the main GATE, counting her CANDY and watches them go. Cosmo and Wanda talk to Timmy. WANDA We're not doing so well, are we? COSMO Not counting the candy Vicky took, all I have is reflective tape and bad advice. I'm gonna go with "no!" TIMMY Well, it's gotta get better. Look! We're at the Buxaplenty's Mansion! They're rich! Angle on: Tad, Chad, Trixie and Veronica, leaving with bags full of goodies as Timmy, Chester, AJ, Cosmo and Wanda walk towards the door. As they pass, we hear: MR. BUXAPLENTY Great costumes, rich kids!

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CHAD Thanks rich adult! TAD I got a candy apple and $12,000! CHAD I got Krugerrands and a pound of fudge! TRIXIE Thanks to our amazing costumes, the rich get richer! The rich kids all laugh. Timmy and company walk up the door bell. Timmy rings the doorbell. SFX: "We're in the money!" ALL KIDS Trick or treat!! MR. BUXAPLENTY opens the door. MR. BUXAPLENTY Mmm. I can tell by your mediocre costumes, you must be middle class. CHESTER Middle class?!! AWESOME! My Dad must have gotten a raise! MR. BUXAPLENTY Let's see what we have for children that don't have awesome robot costumes. DIFFERENT ANGLE: Buxaplenty looks at a security panel on his wall, by the door. It's labelled "DOBERMAN," "ROTTWEILER" and "PIT BULL." MR. BUXAPLENTY Doberman, Rottweiler, hmm, I believe I'm feeling rather "Pit bull" this evening. He hits the BUTTON under the label that reads "Pit bull." SFX: SIRENS AND DOGS BARKING. Several rabid PIT BULLS tear around the corner of the house and start chasing after Timmy and the gang. AJ Hide in the bushes! They won't see us in the shadows!

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Sure enough, they blend into some SHRUBBERY. Then a SPOTLIGHT hits them and EVERY OUNCE OF REFLECTIVE TAPE SHINES LIKE THE SUN and they reflect like DISCO BALLS. TIMMY Oh no!! The safety tape! CHESTER What's so safe about this??? WANDA FLOAT FOR YOUR LIVES!!! Timmy - still mummified in toilet paper - trips and falls. TIMMY AAA! Go on without me! ALL KIDS Okay! TIMMY I was just being... The kids run through the GATE as the dogs corner Timmy. TIMMY ...dramatic... (the dogs growl) ...nice Doggies? EXT. STREET - LATER THAT EVENING Vicky sits at the head of a LINE OF COSTUME-WEARING KIDS. Each one drops their LOOT onto a big SCALE as Vicky tallies it up. VICKY Next!! AJ steps up and dumps his stuff onto the SCALE. AJ This stinks! Why don't you take the rich kids' candy too? VICKY Because they can always get more, they have cool costumes! If I take yours, you have nothing, and it hurts more!

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AJ Well, you can't argue with that evil. Pan to Timmy, Cosmo and Wanda at the end of the line. Everyone is disheveled and beaten - except Vicky. COSMO Look at it this way. That toilet paper is really helping to slow down the bleeding! TIMMY Reflective tape? Bite wounds? What kind of Halloween is this? TAD, CHAD, TRIXIE AND VERONICA enter. TAD The best Halloween ever for us! Look at all this chocolate! CHAD And money! TAD We should split up and get more money and candy from the rest of the houses! TRIXIE Ultra rich Jack-o-bots...Divide and conquer! And get more candy! They split off and run in different directions. TIMMY Aw, man! The rich kids are gonna get all the good stuff and we're not gonna get anything because of our stupid, unrealistic costumes! COSMO Vicky seems to be raking it in and she doesn't even HAVE a costume! ON VICKY: Munching happily away on a candy bar. BACK TO TIMMY: BING! Timmy gets an idea. TIMMY YEAH! You're right, Cosmo!

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COSMO I was right about something? Yay! Then I'm way too smart to be a janitor! From now on, I'm gonna be the supervisor!! POOF! Cosmo now holds a GIANT SUPERVISOR KEY RING!!! COSMO Look at all my keys!! TIMMY Don't you see? The rich kids are getting candy because their costumes are real, and Vicky's getting OUR candy because she's scary! Just plain scary! That's what I want! I wish all of our costumes were real and scary! Cosmo and Wanda share a nervous look, but they have no choice. The kid has spoken. They wave their wands and POOF! The magic spreads around the neighborhood!!! ON CHESTER AND AJ - AJ turns into a FRANKENSTEIN monster, and LUMBERS OS; Chester turns into a VAMPIRE (with braces) then a BAT (with braces) and then flaps his wings OS. CUT TO: INT. - A HOUSE - SAME TIME SANJAY AND MIKE, (the boomerang screw ball kid) dressed as a BASEBALL PLAYER and a POLICE OFFICER are at the door. SANJAY TRICK OR TREAT! POOF! Sanjay and Mike turn into SCARY MONSTER VERSIONS of a BASEBALL PLAYER and a COP. MONSTER COP You have the right to remain... LUNCH! HE ROARS, AND HIS MOUTH GOES GIANT. The monster baseball player pulls out a BASEBALL BAT with a bunch of mace-like spikes in it. MONSTER BASEBALL PLAYER BATTER UP!!! They

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CUT TO: INT. - TURNER HOUSE - SAME TIME Mom and Dad (in their Dad and Mom costumes) shake their emptying advice pumpkin. DAD AS MOM I'm gonna need to come up with more advice! POOF! They stand exactly in the same place, but their voices are what they're supposed to be. Oh, and they look like MONSTER VERSIONS OF MOM AND DAD. DAD MOM DAD MONTAGE - SAME TIME - All over the city, PEOPLE change. * A KID dressed like a CHERRY TREE walks with a KID who is dressed like GEORGE WASHINGTON. TREE KID Hey! Neat George Washington costume! GEORGE WASHINGTON KID Thanks! Awesome Cherry tree costume! Poof! The kid becomes an A CREEPY OLD SCARY TREE and the kid dressed as George Washington become a MONSTER GEORGE WASHINGTON. WASHINGTON KID I CANNOT TELL A LIE... I'M GOING TO MAKE TOOTHPICKS OUT OF YOU!!! George raises his ax. The Tree kid raises his arms and ROARS ANGRILY. CUT TO: * POOF! TWO KIDS IN SKELETON COSTUMES instantly turn into Skeletons. And then drop to the ground in a PILE OF BONES. ONE KID, nearby, dressed

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as a DOG, POOFS into a BIG RABID MONSTER DOG, runs over and buries the bones. * ON A KID, dressed like a Gargoyle. POOF! He turns into an actual GARGOYLE and flies into the skies. * ON A KID as a GHOST, with a SHEET over his head. POOF! He becomes an ACTUAL GHOST, floating into the night. ON TIMMY, standing in the middle of the street. Chaos surrounds him. COSTUMED PEOPLE of every shape and size, run, fly, crawl and swing through scene. TIMMY Cosmo! Wanda! It worked! I'm a real Mummy!! Not a toilet paper covered kid, but a real, honest-to-dead, mummy! WIDEN TO REVEAL he's now an actual Mummy. Almost instantly, FLIES start buzzing around his now 4000 year-old corpse. TIMMY And I'm rotting! COOL! WIDEN TO REVEAL THAT COSMO is now a MONSTER MIDDLE AGED SANITATION ENGINEER with a lot of KEYS. WANDA is now a NURSE that looks like the BRIDE OF FRANKENSTEIN. TIMMY This is awesome! Who cares if I didn't get to wear that stupid Jack-o-bot costume? Look at us! This is gonna be the best Halloween ever! INTO SONG: What's Scary Now: OUT OF SONG: CUT TO: ON VARIOUS RICH KIDS IN Jack-o-bot COSTUMES - Tad and Chad stand as Gold and Silver Jack-o-bots. ELMER, the boil kid, in a cheap, plastic CRASH NEBULA COSTUME walks into scene. ELMER (playfully) Ho, Jack-o-bot! CHAD

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Hey, Chad... look! It's the poorest Crash Nebula in the universe! TAD Careful, he might blast us with his antiincome ray! They laugh and POOF! They are now six foot tall, GOLD and SILVER Jack-obots, with impressive arrays of WEAPONS. Timmy's wish has transformed them into "Real Scary" Jack-o-bots -- MONSTER ROBOTS, with FANGS, CLAWS, SCALES, etc. EVERYTHING IS NOW A MONSTER VERSION OF WHAT IT WOULD BE IF IT WERE "REAL." GOLD JACK-O-BOT And you should prepare to perish! Gold and Silver Jack-o-bot... SILVER JACK-O-BOT UNITE TO FORM MEGA Jack-o-bot! They link up, forming a 12 foot tall robot that is an amalgamation of both robots. Elmer has turned into MONSTER CRASH NEBULA, with a THROBBING BOIL. ELMER Prepare for pulse pounding space action! And pulse pounding, pulsing face pustules!! PZAAP! The two robots instantly zap Crash with a freeze RAY. GOLD JACK-O-BOT Seek out additional Jack-o-bots... POP! A radar SCREEN pops out of the larger 'bots' forearm. We see DOTS on the screen where the two additional Jack-o-bots are. SILVER JACK-O-BOT To form Pumpkinator doomsday device and make this the worst Halloween ever... SPLIT SCREEN: ALL Jack-o-bots RAISE THEIR ARMS IN A WAR CRY!! We SHOULD SEE THEY ARE ALL IN DIFFERENT LOCATIONS. ALL JACK-O-BOTS ...By destroying the Earth!!! FADE OUT:

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END OF ACT I

FADE IN: CLOSE ON THE MOON - Several ACTUAL WITCHES fly through scene. PAN DOWN to see ACTUAL GHOSTS floating as an ACTUAL HEADLESS HORSEMAN rides through scene. ON TIMMY, as a MUMMY, with Cosmo the supervisor and Wanda the nurse standing next to him. TIMMY What an awesome Halloween!! Our real scary costumes rock! WANDA Not just ours, Timmy... Look! ON A classic RED RIDING HOOD, being chased by a MONSTER BIG BAD WOLF. We cannot see Red's face. TIMMY (O.S.) There's an actual red riding hood being chased by a big bad wolf monster!! FOUR MONSTER CRIMSON CHINS drop in next to Red Riding Hood. WANDA (O.S.) And look at all those Monster Crimson Chins! CRIMSON CHINS HAVE AT THEE...VILLAIN!! AAARGH!! The chins start beating the crap out of the wolf. They turn on Red Riding Hood. CRIMSON CHINS HAVE AT THEE...NOT VILLAIN! He turns to Red Riding Hood. Red Riding Hood pulls her hood back to reveal she is a MONSTER RED RIDING HOOD. RED RIDING HOOD

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I'VE GOT GOODIES WITH YOUR NAMES ON THEM! She roars like a monster and snaps at the Chins who fly OS. ON COSMO AND WANDA AND TIMMY COSMO Is it me, or does the Chin Costume seem a little non-heroic this year? TIMMY Yeah... I wonder what's going on? Timmy's rotting Mummy ARM falls off. Wanda reaches down, grabs the arm, and attaches it. Vicky - still Vicky - enters scene. VICKY Alright, twerp, I'm running low on sugar. Vicky starts to walk away... as Timmy the Mummy, drags his undead feet as fast as they will go. Which isn't very fast. VICKY Let's go!! Vicky grabs Timmy's arm -the one holding his candy bag- and it rips off at the shoulder. Oblivious and holding Timmy's arm, she exits. TIMMY (to Cosmo and Wanda) Wow. Vicky's still the same horrible person she was before my wish! COSMO Next time, maybe we should dress her up as a human being. Or a pickle. WANDA Well, at least all the other kids seem to be enjoying their costumes! Look around to see - Monsters and Chaos everywhere. TIMMY "All?" What do you mean all? WANDA / COSMO

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Everybody. TIMMY WHAT?!? DISSOLVE TO: INT. - THE YUGOPOTAMIAN WARSHIP - SAME TIME We see the Megaultramegabot on the viewing screen. MARK enters, munching out of a BAG OF CRUNCHY ROACH CHIPS, with JEFF AND ERIK. MARK Mom!?! Me, Jeff and Erik are going torturing. Where'd you put my death ray? (beat) Hey, what're you guys watching? QUEEN GRIPPULLON The Earthlings have triggered a doomsday device called the "Pumpkinator" that's going to blow up their entire planet! MARK AWESOME! ON SCREEN: We see Vicky stuffing her face with Candy. Little HEARTS start fluttering around Mark's head. CLOCK IS AT - 25:00 and counting backwards. MARK I mean... NOT AWESOME! (grabs King) That is my beloved, evil Vicky! You must let me save her! KING GRIPPULLON Well, I suppose we could put her in the zoo as the last survivor of a dead planet. MARK/JEFF/ERIK Road trip!! JEFF I'll get the tunes! ERIK I'll get the snacks! They exit quickly.

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QUEEN JIPJORULAC Is that safe? The Earthers have triggered a doomsday device! KING GRIPPULON Computer? Calculate how long before the Earthling device explodes? COMPUTER 25 earth minutes. KING GRIPPULON Calculate how long it will take for mark to get Vicky off planet. COMPUTER 26 earth minutes. KING AND QUEEN MARK!!!! CUT TO: EXT. - THE YUGOPOTAMIAN WAR SHIP - SAME TIME Mark's POD exits the ship, flying past the MOON and heading towards Earth. CUT TO: INT. - THE PRICELY POD - SAME TIME They are rocketing towards Earth, banging their heads ala "Wayne's World." We hear THRASH METAL playing as they go. JEFF COULDN'T WE HAVE JUST TELEPORTED? MARK DUDE, I GOT THE CAR!!! KING AND QUEEN (V.O.) (very low, inaudible) ...Mark... ...come back... DISSOLVE TO: EXT. DIMMSDALE STREET - SAME TIME

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Mark's POD lands in the middle of the street. He, Jeff and Erik - all wearing HAZ MAT suits, exit the craft and look around. MARK Okay, dudes. These anti-candy suits should protect us from the arsenal of sugary goodness the humans are distributing to their galactic visitors. But just to be sure... Mark- using TONGS - pulls out a GUMDROP. MARK Let us test the suits by using this hideously yummy, Earthly gumdrop! Mark drops the gumdrop into Jeff's hand. It burns a hole through. JEFF AAAAGH!!! It's sweetness is most painful!! The suits do not work! ERIK / MARK Mine's workin' / Mine too. Mark pulls out a tracking DEVICE. MARK Okay... according to the readings on my Vicky detector... We have 20 minutes to find her. AWESOME! There is a colossal concentration of pure badness 50,000 Yugopotamian miles from here... WIDEN TO REVEAL VICKY, STANDING RIGHT NEXT TO THEM still holding Timmy's arm. She looks at Mark and his buds. MARK Which would be two Earth inches. VICKY Oh, great. YOU geeks! Where'd you get the stupid European costumes? Dorks R' Us? MARK Vicky! My beloved!! 'Tis I, Mark! You're rocking princely love from... ERIK

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The Fairly OddParents: “Halloween Special”

Final Draft 12.17.01

by Hartman/Marmel/Thomas

(noticing the arm she's holding) Look out! She's armed!! Erik bats the arm (which is holding the candy bag) away and it flies OS. CANDY flies from the bag and lands on Jeff. NOTE: No Candy hits Mark or Erik. JEFF Aaagh! The sky rains death!!! The camera follows Timmy's arm as it flies toward... EXT. DIMMSDALE STREET - SAME TIME Timmy's with the godparents. Wanda picks the arm up and sews it back on. TIMMY Hey, my arm! Where'd that come from? TIMMY'S POV - Jeff is flailing about in pain. JEFF Agh! Agh! Agh! TIMMY Oh, great... Even THOSE kids have cooler costumes than I do! Look at those realistic Yugopotamian costumes! (beat) Wait a minute... How can there be Yugopotamian costumes? We're the only one's on Earth who know they exist! MARK (O.S.) Vicky, I love you! TIMMY, COSMO AND WANDA They're real. A KID IN A MONSTER TELESCOPE COSTUME walks by. Timmy looks through him and sees - THE Yugopotamian WARSHIP above the Earth. TIMMY And there's their ship!!! But, what are they doing here? ON VICKY AND MARK

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The Fairly OddParents: “Halloween Special”

Final Draft 12.17.01

by Hartman/Marmel/Thomas

MARK Vicky! You must let me take you away from this horrible doomed planet! TIMMY (O.S.) Doomed? SFX: ROCKETS ROARING OVER HEAD... Timmy looks up to see... ON THE COMBINED GOLD AND SILVER MONSTER Jack-o-bots, FLYING... TIMMY Oh, man!!! Not only are the rich kids linking up to blow up the world, they STILL have cooler costumes than me! WANDA Nice priorities, sport! TIMMY Good thing I still have fairy godparents, so I can be petty and care more about my coolness than the destruction of Earth! I wish we were all back to normal! Cosmo and Wanda raise their SCARY MONSTER JANITOR AND NURSE ARMS... Revealing a hand BROOM and a BED PAN. COSMO AND WANDA Uh... TIMMY Uh, what? WANDA Timmy, when you wished everyone's costume was real scary... COSMO We became a real scary human monster janitor and nurse without magic powers!! TIMMY YOU MEAN YOU CAN'T FIX THIS? They're going to blow up the earth?!? COSMO Toldja I could do it!

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Final Draft 12.17.01

by Hartman/Marmel/Thomas

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Timmy looks up and sees the SILVER AND GOLD Jack-o-bots circling, looking for other Jack-O-Bots. TIMMY I've got to use every ounce of my awesome Mummy powers to stop them! (to the Jack-o-bots) Hey, you Ultra Rich, Ultra Geeks, I... PZAP! The TWO Hued Jack-o-bot blasts Timmy with EYE BEAMS. He instantly falls apart. TIMMY New plan. Cosmo, you have to stall Mark and keep him on this planet at all costs! Wanda, I need you to roll my head to the nearest costume store! COSMO I dunno, Timmy... All work orders MUST be submitted in writing. I... TIMMY AND WANDA JUST GO! Cosmo hands Wanda his push BROOM and runs OS towards the aliens. WANDA Good idea, Timmy! Do you think the Yugopotamians will help stop the Jack-OBots if Mark is still on the planet? TIMMY No, I was just getting Cosmo out of the way! WANDA Also a good plan! TIMMY Come on... Let's roll! Wanda begins pushing Timmy's head as we... CUT TO: ON MARK AND VICKY - Vicky, munches candy as Mark and his buds stare in amazement.

The Fairly OddParents: “Halloween Special”

Final Draft 12.17.01

by Hartman/Marmel/Thomas

MARK Come, Vicky! Let us board my princely pod and get off this rock!! Cosmo, the supervisor, runs in. COSMO Wait! Wait! Hold it right there! I'm afraid I can't let you gentlemen leave just yet!! MARK (To Vicky) Who's the stiff? COSMO I'm the supervisor. ERIK Of Earth? COSMO (long pause) Sure!! Somebody has to clean up all these lollipops! Cosmo picks up a LOLLIPOP and tosses it ever so lightly at Jeff. It hits Jeff's chest and burns a HOLE right through his body. JEFF Agh! One of my four functioning hearts!! Mark and Erik cower. MARK He's the supervisor of death! COSMO Alright! ANOTHER Promotion! I'm here to inspect your vehicle. (checks watch) But first, it's time for my break! Cosmo pulls out a big PILLOW, fluffs it up, and leans against Mark's Ship, and goes to sleep. Cosmo . MARK What are we supposed to do in the meantime? VICKY I'll tell you what you're gonna do.

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The Fairly OddParents: “Halloween Special”

Final Draft 12.17.01

by Hartman/Marmel/Thomas

CUT TO: EXT. TURNER HOUSE - MOMENTS LATER Mark, Jeff, Erik and Vicky stand at the door. MONSTER MOM AND DAD open it. The aliens - holding candy bags - stare blankly at Dad. Beat. Then Vicky smacks them with a BROOMSTICK. ALIENS Treat or Trick. DAD Hey! You look like Timmy's European friends! Here's some advice! He gives the advice slips to Mark and Erik. To Jeff: MOM And since we're all out of advice, I guess you get a lollipop. She tosses a lolly. It burns straight through Jeff's chest. JEFF Aaagh!! The second of my four functioning hearts!!! CUT TO: EXT. A STREET IN DIMMSDALE - SAME TIME Wanda is still pushing Timmy's Mummy head with a broom. They reach the top of a hill... And Timmy rolls over it. THE CAMERA FOLLOWS HIS HEAD BOUNCING DOWN A STREET... TIMMY Ow! Owtch! OW! OW! ...BAM! It slams right against the DIMMSDALE COSTUME SHOP. Wanda runs into scene, picking up Timmy's head like a soccer ball. TIMMY The Dimmsdale Costume Emporium! With all the amazing costumes here, I'm bound to find something that'll help us. Wanda opens the door and they look inside...

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The Fairly OddParents: “Halloween Special”

Final Draft 12.17.01

by Hartman/Marmel/Thomas

INT. COSTUME STORE TIMMY'S POV. - the place is empty. A KID IN A MONSTER TUMBLEWEED COSTUME blows through. KID IN TUMBLEWEED COSTUMES Hi! I'm Craig! WANDA It's empty! Except for Craig! TIMMY Of course it is! I Forgot! It's Halloween! All the costumes are gone!! SFX: THE ROAR OF Jack-o-bot BOOT JETS IN THE SKY - WE SEE MONSTER DIAMOND Jack-o-bot (Trixie) and the MONSTER RUBY Jack-o-bot (Veronica). TIMMY Oh no! WANDA It's the last two Jack-o-bots! TIMMY We can't let them link up! That triggers the detonation sequence! Trixie! Stop! Trixie's POV - We see Timmy and Wanda. DIAMOND JACK-O-BOT Targeting unpopular boy mummy head! ZAP! Twin LASER BEAMS fire from the 'bot's eyes. ON TIMMY and WANDA - running from enemy fire. Wanda tucks Timmy's head under her armpit and leaps out of the way. The beams blast through the WALL and a WALL inside, revealing. WANDA Look over there! TIMMY Turn my head so I can!

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The Fairly OddParents: “Halloween Special”

Final Draft 12.17.01

by Hartman/Marmel/Thomas

Timmy looks and sees... THE CLEARANCE BIN. A sign reads "Lousy Leftover Costumes - 99 cents". TIMMY The clearance bin! Bits and pieces of costumes that were left over! Wanda's POV: We see... WANDA All that's left is the bad vampire teeth, a Crimson Chin mask, a Crash Nebula boot, a fin from the creature from the lagoon and a ballerina tu-tu! SFX: THOOM! Timmy and Wanda turn to see the Diamond and Ruby Jack-obots link up as Gold and Silver Jack-o-bot land nearby. ALL JACK-O-BOTS Jack-o-bots unite and form... They link up and form a 30 foot tall MONSTER PUMPKINATOR... PUMPKINATOR THE PUMPKINATOR! In the monster's chest, we see a CLOCK. CLOSE ON THE CLOCK - BIP! We see it reads 5:00 minutes. PUMPKINATOR FIVE MINUTES UNTIL PUMPKINATION DETONATION!!! ON TIMMY AND WANDA WANDA Wow, that's a deadly mouthful. TIMMY Wanda! This might sound cliche' but you've got to throw my severed head into the clearance bin!! WANDA But, Timmy, none of those costumes can stop a 30 foot tall doomsday device!

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The Fairly OddParents: “Halloween Special”

Final Draft 12.17.01

by Hartman/Marmel/Thomas

She throws Timmy's head into the clearance bin. There is rumbling followed by a magical FLASH! TIMMY Alone, probably not... Timmy stands... He's got the CRIMSON CHIN'S HEAD, VAMPIRE TEETH and BAT WINGS, a ballerina's tiny GIRL LEGS, and WEBBED FEET. TIMMY But together... POOF! The real "scary" part of the wish kicks in, and Timmy turns into a 30 foot version of the aforementioned parts. TIMMY ...they probably can!! (very dramatic) Alright, Pumpkinator.. Let's dance. Timmy dances on his little tippy toes like a ballerina. The robot flies at Timmy and they plow through a wall and OS. TIMMY (O.S.) NURSE!!!! Wanda runs after them. CUT TO: IN THE AIR ABOVE THE COSTUME SHOP The Monster PUMPKINATOR is pushing Timmy through the air. TIMMY Come on... I'm one fifth Crash Nebula... I should be able to fight this thing... Timmy pulls out his Crash Nebula PISTOL and POOF! Ballerina tights pop out. TIMMY Ballerina tights? Luckily, it covers the Robot's eyes. It falls OS as Timmy starts to drop. TIMMY Please have Crimson Chin's flight powers... Please have Crimson Chin flight powers..

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The Fairly OddParents: “Halloween Special”

Final Draft 12.17.01

by Hartman/Marmel/Thomas

He pulls himself out of it. The camera follows him as he flies... TIMMY YES! I can fly! I can... BAM! Timmy slams right into the roof of his parents house, through the floors, and into the living room. TIMMY DARN IT! BLIND AS A BAT VISION! IN THE HOUSE - Monster Dad enters with the advice pumpkin. TIMMY Uh... Trick or treat? DAD Here! Advice is the treat that keeps on treating! Timmy takes a slip of paper and reads: TIMMY "Look out. That big robot is arming itself with a missile." ON THE PUMPKINATOR - Raising a hand... A gigantic MISSILE pops out of the robot's forearm. The missile launches. TIMMY Wow! That was actually helpful! It closes in on Timmy when -- FWOOSH! Timmy turns into a Gigantic Bat. It soars past him. TIMMY Ha! You can't hit a guy with vampire powers! Behind Timmy, now a giant bat, the missile arcs around and starts flying back at him. The Camera follows as Timmy flies out of his house. The missile tracks him. TIMMY (to self) Gotta get these missiles out of the way where it can do the least amount of damage to anything I care about...

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The Fairly OddParents: “Halloween Special”

Final Draft 12.17.01

by Hartman/Marmel/Thomas

CUT TO: EXT. - NEAR THE PRINCELY POD - SAME TIME Timmy, as a BAT, lands on the ground. He pulls his Crash Nebula pistol up, waiting for the missile to fly in... We see Cosmo sleeping the sleep of the idiot. TIMMY You cannot defeat my space machoness! (then; Complete ballerina) Pliates! Timmy tippy toes and, ala a Ballerina, dances out of the way. The missile hits, destroying the ship. The staircase, with Cosmo sleeping on it, remains intact. COSMO CUT TO: EXT. SPACE - MOMENTS LATER INT. YUGOPOTAMIAN WARSHIP - SAME TIME ON THE SCREEN - we see Mark's princely pod explode. QUEEN JIPJORULAC MARK!!! KING GRIPPULON I know, dear. I will mourn him for 9000 Yugopotamian days. (beat) And now I'm done. Unfreeze one of his clones. CUT TO: EXT. DIMMSDALE - SAME TIME The PUMPKINATOR lands and starts glowing. PUMPKINATOR Three minutes and counting! TIMMY You won't blow the Earth up if you're my undead slave! I think!

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The Fairly OddParents: “Halloween Special”

Final Draft 12.17.01

by Hartman/Marmel/Thomas

However, just as he's about to bite the neck of the robot, his Crimson Chin CHIN explodes large. THUNK! TIMMY Darn it! Timmy repositions himself and sinks his teeth into the Pumpkinator... Shattering them and breaking them off. TIMMY OW! The teeth drop. ON WANDA - A big shadow above her starts to get larger. She looks up -- the fang is flying at her. WANDA AAAAA!! Wanda runs. The tooth sticks into the ground like a javelin. ON TIMMY AND THE ROBOT - Battling TIMMY Wanda! Help! WANDA But I'm not a fairy anymore! (spies big tooth) Tooth. Fairy. I've got an idea! Wanda grabs the tooth and runs O.S. CUT TO: EXT. - DIMMSDALE STREET - MOMENTS LATER ON COSMO - fast asleep. Wanda runs in, carrying a gigantic FANG. WANDA Sweetie, wake up. (Cosmo snores and ignores) Oh, for the love of... Wanda boots him aside. COSMO I'm filing a grievance!

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The Fairly OddParents: “Halloween Special”

Final Draft 12.17.01

by Hartman/Marmel/Thomas

Wanda picks up the dinky little pillow and places it on top of the gigantic TOOTH. POOF! Wendall shows up and sees the big tooth. WENDALL TOOTH FAIRY Holy Molar! I'm gonna have to give this kid more than a quarter! Wendall strains to lift the giant tooth. WANDA Let me hold that for you. (takes wand and crown) And that. Wendall turns back into Wendall as Wanda runs around a corner. WENDALL (spies tooth) Holy Molar! I am so gonna get more than a quarter for this! Wendall grabs the tooth and runs OS. ON WANDA - who places the crown on her head and POOF! WANDA If you become whatever costume you're wearing... Wanda grows wings and POOF! Becomes her usual fairy self! WANDA (Thrilled) Yes! Poof! Wanda disappears... CUT TO: TIMMY AND THE ROBOT BATTLING - SAME TIME The robot is firing a series of LASERS, MISSILES and other assorted cool things as Timmy does a combination of dance movies, Crash Nebula moves and things with his Chin to get out of the way. PUMPKINATOR One minute and counting. 59, 58, 57-TIMMY He's gonna blow!!!!

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The Fairly OddParents: “Halloween Special”

Final Draft 12.17.01

by Hartman/Marmel/Thomas

WANDA Make a wish! Make any wish! TIMMY I don't want everything real and scary! I want Halloween the way it's supposed to be! Fake and safe! Wanda waves her wand and... ON GEORGE WASHINGTON AND THE TREE The tree is cornered by Washington and his Axe. WASHINGTON Must... Chop... POOF! They turn back into a kid dressed like Washington and a kid dressed like a tree. The tree kid smacks the axe out of the Washington kid's hands. TREE KID What's the matter with you? POOF! The CRIMSON CHINS AND CRASH Nebulas turn into a group of kids dressed in Superhero costumes. POOF! Chester and AJ go from FRANKENSTEIN and DRACULA back to themselves in costumes. ON MOM AND DAD - who turn back to... Dad and Mom. POOF - Timmy turns from an amalgamation of a bunch of monsters, back into a Mummy head... And then, back into himself. ON COSMO - Asleep by the Yugopotamian ship, POOF! He gets his crown and wings back. Then begins to float up. COSMO I'm a fairy again!!!! (beat) Five more minutes. Cosmo goes right back to sleep. ON TIMMY - Who poofs back to normal, still covered in a little bit of toilet paper.

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The Fairly OddParents: “Halloween Special”

Final Draft 12.17.01

by Hartman/Marmel/Thomas

ON THE PUMPKINATOR - Which... POOF! Turns back into the four RICH KIDS in Jack-o-bot costumes. They slam to the ground. The rich kids strike amazing, Ninja poses. ALL RICH KIDS PUMPKINATORS... TIMMY I wish their costumes didn't work. PZZT! They short out and fall over. Timmy grabs one of their bags. TIMMY Wow. All my stuff! (sadly) And one gum drop. This stinks! Mark, Jeff and Erik enter. MARK My ship! It's destroyed! (sees Timmy) And you! You're not some cool undead mummy head, you're that stupid Earth kid I keep running into every time I come here! TIMMY Of course I'm not a mummy! It was a costume! For Halloween! MARK You mean this isn't some sort of intergalactic convention? TIMMY No! It's... (thinking) It's... (thinking) Why, yes! Yes it is! COSMO and WANDA move into scene as SPOOKY BLACK CATS. WANDA Timmy, what are you... TIMMY SHH! I, Timmy Turner, supreme high supervisor... COSMO Of Earth?

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The Fairly OddParents: “Halloween Special”

Final Draft 12.17.01

by Hartman/Marmel/Thomas

TIMMY Sure. Declare war between Earth and YUGOPOTAMIA. JEFF Pfah. No supervisor can do that. Timmy takes the gum drop out of his bag and hurls it at Jeff. JEFF AGH! The third of my four functioning hearts! ERIK Defend the prince! Erik throws Jeff up as a human shield between he, Mark... And Timmy. Mark speaks into a "wrist" COMMUNICATOR. MARK Mother Father! Emergency Evac! CUT TO: INT - YUGOPOTAMIAN WARSHIP - SAME TIME ON SCREEN - Mark, barking orders. The King and Queen are thrilled that their son is okay. MARK (ON SCREEN) Activate the teleporters And launch the PBOMB! QUEEN JIPJORULAC He's alive! WIDEN TO REVEAL a Mark Chang CLONE. KING GRIPPULON (to clone) Back to the fridge with you. MARK CLONE BOGUS! A BEAM OF LIGHT strikes Mark, Jeff and Erik and they instantly teleport up. CUT TO:

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The Fairly OddParents: “Halloween Special”

Final Draft 12.17.01

by Hartman/Marmel/Thomas

INT. YUGOPOTAMIAN WARSHIP - SAME TIME Mark, Jeff and Erik arrive in a teleportation room. MARK Farewell, Vicky! I will never forget you! ERIK Dude, we've already had her cloned. MARK And thus, I move on! Launch the weapon AND LET'S GET OUT OF HERE! CUT TO: ON THE BOTTOM OF THE WAR SHIP AS a bay DOOR opens, dropping... Something large. The ship's engines flare... And it disappears into HYPERSPACE. Camera follows as it falls to Earth as we... EXT. A STREET IN DIMMSDALE - SAME TIME ON TIMMY, COSMO and WANDA - looking straight up at the camera. The camera zooms in on them slowly, as though we were looking through the weapon's POV. Cosmo is holding an UMBRELLA. WANDA Timmy! Make a wish! That thing could go at any minute! TIMMY That's right! And remember... The Yugopotamians are idiots! They think good is bad, and ugly is pretty... And their ultimate weapon? REVEAL - ENTERING THE ATMOSPHERE: THE P-BOOM. WHICH IS A PINATATOMIC BOMB. It is a gigantic, meteorite sized Pinata. A GIGANTIC PAPER MACHE' DONKEY. TIMMY ...Is candy. WANDA The P is for Pinata! COSMO Whew! There goes my worst case scenario!

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The Fairly OddParents: “Halloween Special”

Final Draft 12.17.01

by Hartman/Marmel/Thomas

Cosmo poofs away an umbrella. THE DONKEY ROARS into the atmosphere... Bursts into flames and then BOOM! Explodes in a series of SMALLER PINATAS that spread out over DIMMSDALE. Those then explode raining CANDY all over the kids of Dimmsdale!! MONTAGE * Candy falls on Timmy, Cosmo and Wanda. They gleefully catch Candy in their bags. * Candy falls on Ultra bots strewn all over the streets. It clinks off their costumes and into their mouths. ALL MEGABOT KIDS (WALLA) Cheer! Yay! Woo hoo! ON VICKY VICKY (sick) I never want to see another piece of candy again in my life. She gets buried in falling candy. VICKY AGH! IT BURNS! DISSOLVE TO: INT. YUGOPOTAMIAN WARSHIP Mark and Erik and woozy CLONE VICKY arrive and confront the King and Queen. The ship is now hurtling through space. Mark pulls in the VICKY CLONE. MARK Awesome! The Earthlings are sure to be destroyed by our awesome candy bomb... And I have an exact copy of my one true love! VICKY CLONE GET OFF ME, GEEK! WIDEN TO REVEAL Mark's clone. The Vicky Clone sees it and runs to embrace him. VICKY CLONE I love YOU!

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The Fairly OddParents: “Halloween Special”

Final Draft 12.17.01

by Hartman/Marmel/Thomas

MARK CLONE Get off of me, woman!!! VICKY CLONE And Now, I love you more. DISSOLVE TO: EXT. - DIMMSDALE STREET - SAME TIME It's raining Candy. Cosmo, Wanda, Timmy, Chester and AJ are all running around, catching sweets in their bags like outfielders. CHESTER It's raining Candy! AJ And if my calculations are correct... I project we will have ample candy for weeks! ALL KIDS IT'S THE GREATEST HALLOWEEN EVER! DISSOLVE TO: INT. - BENDER'S OFFICE - DAY CHRYON: TWO WEEKS LATER Wendall peeks out of a door, holding a CLIPBOARD. Chester exits, holding his cheek. CHESTER Ten cavities in two weeks!?! That's a personal best! WIDEN TO REVEAL a line of kids, waiting, including Timmy and AJ. TIMMY Well, we might have rotted our teeth to the core, but in the end, we had fun, and that's what Halloween is all about. AJ Yeah! It rained Candy! Which is meteorologically impossible! ALL THREE It was the greatest Halloween of our lives.

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The Fairly OddParents: “Halloween Special”

Final Draft 12.17.01

by Hartman/Marmel/Thomas

They smile... Every one of their teeth is sporting a massive hole. Bender leans in. BENDER Here! Have some more sugar coated sugar flavored pieces of sugar while you wait! TIMMY, CHESTER AND AJ COOL! Wendall walks through scene, still wearing his TOOTH FAIRY costume as we... IRIS OUT:

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