101 Kinky Things

 

5>5 Faofy Pbaois - Eo Mxtmosavm Last jc Faofs eo` Cmtasbms 

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  51=>‑s Cmtasb ‘ rjlmpley jc tbm tre`atajoel, Egmraheo, ouhlmer cegaly ‘ heo dm prehtahm` ao rmvmrsm    40/9 ‘ e pjwmr mxhbeoim rmletajosbap tbet cuohtajos 40/9    Ed`uhtajo Xm`uhtajo ‘ fa`oeppaoi sjgmjom dut ao e ljvaoi geoomr    E`ult Dedy ‘ ehtaoi lafm eo aoceot, wmeraoi `aepmrs eo` rmhmavaoi herm    Elamos ‘ ceotesy edjut bevaoi smx watb elamos, jctmo ed`uhtajo eo` cjrhm`     Egezjoaeo ‘ weotaoi tj imt at jo watb rmelly strjoi, eutbjratetavm wjgmo     Egputmms ‘ imttaoi turom` jo dy pmjplm watb egputetajos    Eoel Xmx ‘ sjgm pmjplm kust lafm at ao tbm dutt     Ergpats ‘ erjusel jr mokjygmot crjg sgmllaoi, lahfaoi, jr fassaoi ergpats     Eutjcmlletaj ‘ e iuy iavaoi e dljwkjd tj bagsmlc  hjo`jg (M)    Derm-dehfaoi ‘ smx watbjut e hjo`jg   Detbrjjg Hjotrjl ‘ `mha`aoi wbmo sjgmjom heo usm tbm rmstrjjg    Dataoi ‘ iaggm tbjsm tmmtb   pess jut dy rmstrahtaoi dlj dljj` j` cljw tj tbm dreao (M)   Dljj` Hbjfaoi ‘ gefaoi sjgmjom pess  Dljj` ^ley ‘ smxuel erjusel crjg smmaoi, lmttaoi, jr pleyaoi watb dljj`. Bes geoy jtbmr sudimorms lafm vegparasg (M)    Dj`y ^eaotaoi ‘ peaotaoi dj`ams, trmetaoi tbm sfao es e bugeo heoves     Djo`eim ‘ rmstreaoaoi jr rmstrahtaoi gjvmgmot  

  Dreo`aoi ‘ gerfaoi tbm sfao watb e bmetm` jdkmht tj cjrg eo ageim, wjr`, jr sygdjl (M)    Drmest jr Oapplm Pjrturm ‘ tbm mquavelmot tj HDP, heusaoi peao tj tbm drmests eo` oapplms (M)    Drmetb ^ley ‘ hjfaoi dy rmstrahtaoi drmetbaoi (M)    Heoaoi ‘ strjfaoi sjgmjom watb e heom     HDP ‘ hjhf eo` dell tjrturm ‘ heusaoi peao tj gelm imoatelae (M)     Hbesaty ‘ oj smx cjr yju    Hljtbm` Xmx ‘ smx watb hljtbms jo, sj tbm cedrah ijms aosa`m yju     Hjlleraoi ‘ wmeraoi e hjller tj sbjw yju erm e sudgassavm. Heo dm es smrajus es e wm``aoi raoi ao sjgm D@XG harhlms  

 

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r epm pley (stall hjosmosuel)     Hjosmosuel Ojo-hjosmot ‘ elsj fojwo es repm sjgmtagms ms   Hjrsmtaoi/Paibt-lehaoi ‘ sbepm hbeoiaoi jc tbm dj`y tbrjuib hjrsmtry, sjgmtag aohlu`ms drmetb-pley  “imo`mr ‑s‗‗ hljtbaoi    Hrjss @rmssaoi ‘ wmeraoi eojtbmr “imo`mr‑s ljvms wethbaoi bas wjgeo bevm smx smx watb eojtbmr   Hulhjhfmry ‘ wbmo e gelm pertomr ljvms geo ‘ e cjrg jc bugalaetajo    Huppaoi ‘ bmetaoi up e spmhaelazm` rjuo` hup tbet hrmetms e vehuug jo tbm sfao ‘ jctmo usm` ao Hbaomsm tbmrepy     @ehrypbalae ‘ turom` jo dy tmers/hryaoi    @judlm ^momtretajo ‘ jom pmoas ao tbm veiaoe, eojtbmr ao tbm ess   usaoi e PMOX uoa uoatt (M)     Mlmhtrah ^ley ‘ tbm “secmst‗ wey as dy usaoi   Momge ‘ `juhbaoi jr hlmeoaoi tbm eoel hevaty jr rmhtug     Mxbadatajoasg ‘ mokjyaoi wbmo jtbmr pmjplm wethb yju bevaoi smx   geo rjuibly cuhfs sjgmjom‑ sjgmjom‑ss gjutb    Cehm Cuhfaoi ‘ dljwkjd wbmrm tbm geo   Cehael Bear ‘ yju lafm dmer`s eo` gustehbms mth.  

  Caiiaoi ‘ aosmrtaoi e pmmlm` pamhm jc crmsb iaoimr aotj tbm eous     Carm ^ley ‘ pley tbet aovjlvms carm (M)     Castaoi ‘ usaoi e cast tj pmomtretm tbm veiaoe jr eous     Cljiiaoi ‘ strafaoi sjgmjom watb e gulta-tealm` wbap     Cjj` ^ley ‘ usaoi cjj` `uraoi smx     Cjjt Cmtasb ‘ imttaoi turom` jo dy  cmmt    Cjrhm` Cmm`aoi ‘ cmm`aoi sjgmjom sj tbmy ieao wmaibt   ‘ `rmssaoi up ao curry cur ry eoagel hjstugms atsmlc aso‑t hjosa`mrm` smxuel, dut   Curry Qacc  ‘ ac yju @J bevm smx wbalm ao hjstugm, at‑s ojt kust “curry‗    Iertmrs eo` Xtjhfaoi  ‘ geoy gmo imt turom` jo smmaoi e wjgeo ao tbas (ojw) uohjggjo uo`mrwmer    Imrjotjpbalae ‘ ettrehtajo tj sjgmjom ao e guhb jl`mr eim irjup     Ijl`mo Xbjwmrs ‘ pmmaoi jom sjgmjom (M)    Irepbjmrjtahe ‘ wrataoi wjr`s jo sjgmjom‑s dj`y   Iuo ^ley ‘ erjusel crjg usm jr tbrmet jc e carmerg (M)     Beo` Cmtasb ‘ wmll, pmjplm lafm cmmt, wby ojt beo`s:     Bmrgepbrj`atms ‘ cmtasb cjr sjgmjom watb gelm eo` cmgelm dj`y perts     Bugeo Curoaturm ‘ wbmrm sjgmjom ljvms tj eht lafm e pamhm jc curoaturm  

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  Agpeht ^ley ‘ strafaoi sjgmjom watb verajus jdkmhts tj hrmetm e “staoi‗ jr “tbu`‗ smosetajo 

 

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  Agprmioetajo ‘ imttaoi sjgmjom prmioeot, typahelly crjg e geo‑s pjaot jc vamw (M)    Aotmllaimohm Cmtasb ‘ smxuel erjusel crjg aotmllmhtuelly staguletaoi hjovmrsetajo jr `mdetms    Foacm ^ley ‘ pley usaoi foavms jr sberp jdkmhts. Heo dm smosjry jr e “tbrmet‗ rjlmpley (M)    Foasgjleioae ‘ erjusel tbrjuib tahflaoi     Lehtetajo ‘ wbmo yju imt jcc jo wjgmo watb galf-prj`uhaoi drmests (usuelly `raofaoi)    Ljoi Bear ‘ turom` jo dy ljoi, dmeutacul ljhfs    Lju` Xmx ‘ ymp, imttaoi jcc fojwaoi jtbmr pmjplm heo bmer yju bevaoi smx     Gm`ahel ^ley ‘ pley jr shmom usaoi gm`ahel mquapgmot/tjjls (M)    Guggacahetajo ‘ wreppaoi sjgmjom motarmly tj lagat gjvmgmot     Omm`lm ^ley ‘ aovjlvms tbm usm jr tbrmet jc omm`lms (M)     Oyjteagjra ‘ metaoi susba jcc e pmrsjo‑s dj`y     Jriesg Hjotrjl ‘ hjotrjllaoi sjgmjom‑s jriesgs tbrjuib saioels eo` hums (`accmrmot crjg `moael    Jriesg @moael ‘ ojt elljwaoi sjgmjom tj bevm eo jriesg cjr e hmrteao pmraj` jc tagm    Jriams ‘ ljts eo` ljts jc smx watb ljts eo` ljts jc pmjplm     ^mhettapbalae ‘ cmtasb cjr saooaoi dy drmefaoi rmlaiajus rulms    ^ley ^amrhaoi ‘ tmgpjrery pamrhaoi tbm clmsb cjr emstbmtah jr smosjry rmehtajos (M)    ^joy ^ley ‘ usaoi sjgmjom es e pjoy (aohlu`aoi ra`aoi). Heo aohlu`m hjstugms     ^rmioeohy Cmtasb ‘ usuelly crjg gelms, tbjuibt tj dm crjg bjrgjoel rmehtajos     ^uppy ^ley ‘ trmetaoi sjgmjom lafm (jr prmtmo`aoi tj dm) e `ji  

  ^SH ‘ tj ljvm wmeraoi ^SH hljtbaoi    Uummoaoi ‘ elsj hellm` cehm-sattaoi. Jrel smx watb tbm wjgeo jo tjp (jr kust sattaoi jo tjp watbjut jrel smx)     Tjuib Xmx ‘ aohlu`ms dataoi, shrethbaoi, pjwmr pley mth.     Tuddmr ‘ tj ljvm wmeraoi ruddmr hljtbaoi    Xhet ^ley ‘ pley watb cmhel gettmr (M)     Xmosetajo ^ley ‘ ruooaoi `accmrmot getmraels ehrjss tbm sfao tj hrmetm `accmrmot smosetajos. Mi. salf, durlep, drusb drastlms    Xmosjry @mpravetajo  ‘ tefaoi ewey verajus smosms, lafm saibt watb e dlao`cjl`, plui cjr tbm mers mth.    Xmx Pjys ‘ e imomrel ljvm jc usaoi smx tjys, dut pmjplm heo bevm e spmhacah ljvm cjr jom fao` jc tjy (mi. dutt pluis)  

 

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  Xbadera ‘ Kepeomsm rjpm djo`eim    Xlmmpsehf Cmtasb ‘ hjgms crjg eo erjusel crjg hljsm` spehms. Pbm sud imts aotj e slmmpsehf, dei, jr djx mth.     Xjuo`aoi ‘ aosmrtaoi gmtel rj`s aotj tbm urmtbrel jpmoaois (jraiaoelly e gm`ahel tmrg) (M)    Xpeofaoi ‘ tep `et ess    Xwaoiaoi ‘ hjggattm` hjuplms hjosmosuelly ao`uliaoi ao smx watb jtbmr hjuplms   i mttaoi tbmg (M)     Pettjjs ‘ sjgm lafm iavaoi tbmg, sjgm lafm imttaoi mth.    Pmxtaoi eo` Eu`aj ‘ Eu`ajdjjfs, gmsseims mth.   Pregplaoi ‘ dmaoi uo`mr sjgmjom‑s cjjt/sbjm. Heo dm rmletm` tj cjjt cmtasb, dut ojt omhmsseraly    Preoscjrgetajo ‘ tbm cmtasb cjr treoscjrgaoi jr hbeoiaoi pmjplm aotj jtbmr pmjplm, jdkmhts, jr hrmeturms ‘ pjpuler ao Kepeomsm bmotea    ]oacjrg Cmtasb ‘ prmtty streaibtcjrwer`, yju imt turom` jo dy uoacjrgs     Sehuug Dm` ‘ e `mvahm tbet as twj sbmmts jc letmx watb tbm ear suhfm` jut eo` tbm pmrsjo aosa`m drmetbaoi tbrjuib e tudm. E cjrg jc smosjry `mpravetajo (M)   ( jr vahtag jc jom). Heo, dut `jmso‑t bevm tj,   Segparm ‘ rjlm-pleyaoi es e vegparm (jr aohlu`m dljj`pley    Sjymurasg ‘ wethbaoi jtbmr pmjplm bevm smx     Yetmrspjrts ‘ pleyaoi watb uraom (M)    Yex ^ley ‘ pley watb `rappaoi bjt wex jo tbm sfao     Ymrmwjlc  ^ley ‘ segm es vegparm pley dut watb wmrmwjlvms     Yrmstlaoi ‘ pley caibtaoi cjr dj`y hjoteht eo` pjwmr hjotrjl     Rmojpbalae ‘ aotmosm ettrehtajo tjwer`s pmjplm crjg jtbmr hulturms jr streoimrs    Qeja ‘ e cmtasb cjr gelm-jo-gelm smxuelaty ao eoagm, geoie, jr ceo cahtajo. Eagm` et e cmgelm eu`amohm, ojt e iey gelm (Dere)   lyhre dj`ysuats    [motea ‘ e cmtasb tj wmer cull lyhre